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A HERETIC I AM

(24,365 posts)
34. Fine. OK...Fine, dammit.
Mon Oct 20, 2014, 02:34 PM
Oct 2014

Currently 1/3rd of the way around my 56th lap around Sol (makes me 55), Atheist liberal schmuck.

Complete underachiever. I've found that I am almost always smarter than the people I have worked for, and because I am a bit of a dickhead, somehow that comes through! That is to say, the smaller companies and the jobs that I have loved have not ended well because the boss saw it too, and no one likes a smart ass, knowitall.

Ah well.

I'm an over the road trucker. I've driven a truck in all the lower 48 except Vermont (Hey...I just never had to go there as a trucker, but I have been there as a youngster!) and 3 Canadian Provinces and have driven all but about 1500 miles of the US Interstate system. By now I have over 2 million miles accident free. Visited Alaska as an infant via stopover on the way to Saipan and have been to 2 Hawaiian islands. I've been a truck driver for most of the last 27 years, with a brief stint as a Stock Broker/Financial Advisor (duly licensed, though the licenses have since expired) for 3 years perfectly timed for the biggest bear market in 70 years! Needless to say, I didn't last long, but I learned a shitload. Got a question about how Mutual funds work? I'm your Atheist. I spent 13 of the 25 years I've been in the profession in the Motorsports industry, driving 'Brand Awareness' displays and technical support vehicles involved in IndyCar, NASCAR, IMSA, NHRA and Sports Car racing. Those gigs took me to Canada twice a year on average, Australia 4 times, England 5 times and coast to coast several dozen times. I spent 6 consecutive years in the 90's at the Indianapolis Motor Speedway for the month of May, as a credentialed participant in the Indy 500. I wear an Indy 500 winning team ring on my right hand (I should have 5, but that's another story). I managed well over 1500 single and multi-day displays tied to just about every major racing event in the US. Those were my "Good Old Days". If I had spent all those years driving commercially I would have well over 3 million miles under my belt by now. I've hauled cars on open-rack transporters for ten years and 'lift-gate' transporters for a further 3. I've hauled everything from a Kia Sephia to a multi-million dollar factory concept vehicle/prototype as well as vintage, exotics, race cars, show cars and your average family car. Most of my experience is with new cars, however. Got a question about shipping a car? I'm your Atheist. I currently haul US Mail and am a Teamster.

My dad was CIA and as such, we moved around a fair amount when I was younger. Averaged a move every 2 years until I was 15. The longest time I ever lived in one place was 5 years until I was in Miami for 6, after dad retired in 74.

Born in Arlington, VA, lived in Saipan, in the Marianna's Islands, Outside DC in Falls Church, VA., Miami, FL. (moved within 30 days of Kennedy getting shot), Athens, Greece, Outside DC in Gaithersburg, MD, Alice Springs Australia and back to Miami, where I graduated HS in 77

Religious skeptic all my life, but raised in an Episcopalian family, baptized and confirmed 11 years later in the National Cathedral in Washington DC. I realized the story of Noah was bollocks when I was about 8 or so, about the time I was told Santa wasn't real, and it was all downhill from there! I started refusing to go to church when I was a senior in HS. LOTS of arguments with dad in those days.

Claimed the Atheist moniker only about 17 years ago, after a long and desperate search for truth in the Christan faith. There isn't any, I came to realize, nor in any of the Abrahamic faiths. A bullshit story writ large, but still a bullshit story.

Never married, though I came close 3 times. Luckily however, as I probably would have been divorced 3 times by now as well. No kids.

I never attended college but I am well read and have a fine command of the English language. I am a member of an industry overwhelmingly populate by morons, so it tries my patience on a daily basis. I just don't suffer idiots too well.

I don't post that much in this forum or the Religion forum because...well....I've had all the arguments before and I find them tedious anymore. They think I'm wrong, I KNOW they're wrong and that's as far as I care to take it. Occasionally I'll put up something in Religion, but it isn't often. I just can't be bothered, really. They bore the shit out of me. I find most of those people unoriginal and banal.

Oh yeah...I'm an asshole, too.

Should we [View all] beam me up scottie Oct 2014 OP
I'm an introverted old broad Warpy Oct 2014 #1
And the company of spiders. beam me up scottie Oct 2014 #9
Nice to "meet" you (again) :) kdmorris Oct 2014 #2
I was a lurker too. beam me up scottie Oct 2014 #10
Grumpy old white guy. onager Oct 2014 #3
Hitchhiked as an infant! beam me up scottie Oct 2014 #11
It's nice to see that I'm not the only vegetarian in the group! deucemagnet Oct 2014 #4
I like the Boca Braised Brats. beam me up scottie Oct 2014 #12
That reminds me of "hufu", deucemagnet Oct 2014 #51
LMAO! beam me up scottie Oct 2014 #88
Hello. I'm Heddi. And I'm an Atheist Heddi Oct 2014 #5
I lived somewhere in between Philly and Allentown for 7 years. beam me up scottie Oct 2014 #13
During one of the many flaps over old white guys knowing nothing about reproduction Warpy Oct 2014 #37
It's, uh, not so much OF vaginas as much as of THE vagina Heddi Oct 2014 #40
You know you are my hero. beam me up scottie Oct 2014 #48
That really isn't me. I just crochet from my vagina Heddi Oct 2014 #67
Christmas at Heddi's house must be festive. beam me up scottie Oct 2014 #68
It's uh...crafty Heddi Oct 2014 #80
I think I've told you this before... beam me up scottie Oct 2014 #87
I'm an old white guy Mr.Bill Oct 2014 #6
I've always wanted to live in California. beam me up scottie Oct 2014 #15
Retirement budget is a little tight for that. Mr.Bill Oct 2014 #18
56 year old white guy. greendog Oct 2014 #7
You should post more. beam me up scottie Oct 2014 #16
Well if you're all going to make this personal beam me up scottie Oct 2014 #8
I’m probably the oldest one here. frogmarch Oct 2014 #14
My mother also had rheumatic fever and died from heart disease. beam me up scottie Oct 2014 #49
It's very sad. frogmarch Oct 2014 #54
If I had your talent I would. beam me up scottie Oct 2014 #56
Hi, I am part-time University Student working on an Engineering/Math degree LostOne4Ever Oct 2014 #17
I noticed you right away. beam me up scottie Oct 2014 #50
Thank you LostOne4Ever Oct 2014 #64
North of San Francisco Cartoonist Oct 2014 #19
Not glum at all. beam me up scottie Oct 2014 #52
Maybe someday Cartoonist Oct 2014 #55
Those idiots think Bernie Sanders is a communist too. beam me up scottie Oct 2014 #57
I'm an atheist Rainforestgoddess Oct 2014 #20
LOL! I always wondered about your user name. beam me up scottie Oct 2014 #53
There's a reason I live on the wet coast Rainforestgoddess Oct 2014 #72
Another 56-year-old white guy here. bvf Oct 2014 #21
I almost moved to Cleveland. beam me up scottie Oct 2014 #59
Sounds like you landed on your feet bvf Oct 2014 #75
Emotionally disturbed? WTF? onager Oct 2014 #22
Everyone should be as wonderfully disturbed as you. beam me up scottie Oct 2014 #60
Very well then: DetlefK Oct 2014 #23
Damn. beam me up scottie Oct 2014 #61
I'm not at the experimental stage yet. DetlefK Oct 2014 #93
I'm a relic from the 60's with religiosity intolerance disorder. Warren Stupidity Oct 2014 #24
And apparently, completely succinct! n/t A HERETIC I AM Oct 2014 #30
You bigot. beam me up scottie Oct 2014 #62
Ok, I'll join in... JNelson6563 Oct 2014 #25
The only lake around here that's not man-made is Reelfoot. beam me up scottie Oct 2014 #63
Hi, NeoGreen Oct 2014 #26
My island dwelling days made me more comfortable in water than out. beam me up scottie Oct 2014 #65
I don't know what it is... NeoGreen Oct 2014 #98
Crabby old lesbian theHandpuppet Oct 2014 #27
Congratulations! beam me up scottie Oct 2014 #66
Thankee kindly theHandpuppet Oct 2014 #73
MY goodness.... lots of old white guys in their 50's..... AlbertCat Oct 2014 #28
Albertcat the pic in your sigline says it all. beam me up scottie Oct 2014 #69
Salutations, Act_of_Reparation Oct 2014 #29
Sorry sonny, but 31 ain't middle aged! A HERETIC I AM Oct 2014 #31
It is if you don't plan to live past 62 Act_of_Reparation Oct 2014 #32
Well, I am 75 and well past middle age. RebelOne Oct 2014 #33
Dad passed in 2000 from a stroke.... A HERETIC I AM Oct 2014 #35
Oh, don't get me wrong Act_of_Reparation Oct 2014 #36
I'm glad you decided to join us. beam me up scottie Oct 2014 #90
Fine. OK...Fine, dammit. A HERETIC I AM Oct 2014 #34
I find you charming. beam me up scottie Oct 2014 #70
I'm extraodinarily charming..... A HERETIC I AM Oct 2014 #89
She is absolutely gorgeous. beam me up scottie Oct 2014 #91
life isn't funny unless you're hanging around me. A HERETIC I AM Oct 2014 #92
I wondered what happened to you. I took 7 months away from DU and when I came back .. BlueJazz Oct 2014 #38
Why thank you! beam me up scottie Oct 2014 #71
Well I wasn't going to but I have no will power... mr blur Oct 2014 #39
Chicken fan here. beam me up scottie Oct 2014 #74
...or condemned for being sexist. mr blur Oct 2014 #95
If Bertrand Russell was still alive, he would be called a New Atheist™ AlbertCat Oct 2014 #96
Re: your edit kdmorris Oct 2014 #41
A good friend who used to post here beam me up scottie Oct 2014 #77
I know of a woman who's mental health group posts kdmorris Oct 2014 #79
Again, how do you people find time to post on DU? beam me up scottie Oct 2014 #83
For about a year, I didn't find time to post on DU kdmorris Oct 2014 #84
My best friend in Vermont has twin boys. beam me up scottie Oct 2014 #86
yeah that's real Christ-like Heddi Oct 2014 #81
It was horrible. beam me up scottie Oct 2014 #85
When THEY do it, it's um something else that's not quote mining. AlbertCat Oct 2014 #97
DO NOT APOLOGIZE FOR THE ASSHOLERY OF OTHERS Heddi Oct 2014 #42
Oh crap, that's probably my fault... onager Oct 2014 #45
Don't apologize, bmus. trotsky Oct 2014 #43
You have nothing to apologize for! LostOne4Ever Oct 2014 #44
No apologies necessary. And remember - mr blur Oct 2014 #46
Next! Last? RussBLib Oct 2014 #47
I remember when my doctor refused to tie my tubes. beam me up scottie Oct 2014 #76
Don't usually post here, but read almost daily JDDavis Oct 2014 #58
WELCOME JDDavis! beam me up scottie Oct 2014 #78
Yes, agreed. So many minds spend too much of their lives... JDDavis Oct 2014 #82
The Gene Krupa Story Cartoonist Oct 2014 #103
Welcome to the Evil Atheist Hangout! mr blur Oct 2014 #94
That must be the Asian delicacy, Sushi-Baby onager Oct 2014 #99
Finally phone is working Gelliebeans Oct 2014 #100
Our new mascot 'Batcat' is awesome. beam me up scottie Oct 2014 #101
I am Black Female Vegan Married Atheist. I.. Heather MC Oct 2014 #102
Hi Heather MC! beam me up scottie Oct 2014 #105
we discovered we had more time to volunteer once we stopped Heather MC Oct 2014 #111
Old white guy here... rexcat Oct 2014 #104
I don't understand it either. beam me up scottie Oct 2014 #106
Here are the pictures... rexcat Oct 2014 #107
Those are breathtaking. beam me up scottie Oct 2014 #108
The group here... rexcat Oct 2014 #109
This seems to be the best thread to express this sentiment to all my fellow infidels LostOne4Ever Oct 2014 #110
Traditionally in my household, after the juvenile sugar extortion event… NeoGreen Oct 2014 #112
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