Atheists & Agnostics

beam me up scottie

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87. I think I've told you this before...

Tue Oct 21, 2014, 10:38 PM

Oct 2014

You should write a column. I need to keep your posts handy the next time I have to endure happy time with mr bmus' family.

His mother reminds me of your patients in Florida, she's 75 and just got botox and lip injections. And even though she denies she had anything else done her butt is substantially larger than it was last month.

Mr b and his son were so busy staring at her they forgot to eat their pancakes.

The woman is beautiful, happily married, has had a lot of work done, spends two hours a day putting on her makeup and doesn't look a day over 60 so I have no idea why she would spend so much money going off the deep end.

Not to mention how much does it hurt to have the fat sucked out of one's stomach and injected into their booty?

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I'm an introverted old broad Warpy Oct 2014 #1

And the company of spiders. beam me up scottie Oct 2014 #9

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I'm not at the experimental stage yet. DetlefK Oct 2014 #93

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Congratulations! beam me up scottie Oct 2014 #66

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Salutations, Act_of_Reparation Oct 2014 #29

Sorry sonny, but 31 ain't middle aged! A HERETIC I AM Oct 2014 #31

It is if you don't plan to live past 62 Act_of_Reparation Oct 2014 #32

Well, I am 75 and well past middle age. RebelOne Oct 2014 #33

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Well I wasn't going to but I have no will power... mr blur Oct 2014 #39

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...or condemned for being sexist. mr blur Oct 2014 #95

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Oh crap, that's probably my fault... onager Oct 2014 #45

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I remember when my doctor refused to tie my tubes. beam me up scottie Oct 2014 #76

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