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muriel_volestrangler

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20. The focus on details of ritual in any religion can be funny
Mon Mar 2, 2015, 08:41 PM
Mar 2015

to the point when, if you hear them for the first time from outside the sect, you can wonder if it's not just a joke.

The importance of how you dress to say your prayers, what you wash when, which direction you face, when you stand up, kneel, and so on. Why would a god that created the universe give a toss about details like that? Or whether, like Catholics, you need a whole new section of philosophy to try and accommodate a decision that that bit of damp wafer in your mouth really is the body of your god, despite what your tongue tells you.

I didn't believe the decisions from Judaism about 'not working on the Sabbath' including things like not having a light come on in a fridge when you open the door. Or the decision that if you could run string around an area, it counted as 'home' and the rules suddenly changed. I really thought that was a parody when I first heard about it.

Hasidic dress is weird. If they decided on clothes from the time a version of the Jerusalem temple was built or destroyed, or some other time and place that was actually meaningful in the religion, the symbolism might have an excuse.

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Tell me what's funny [View all] Brainstormy Mar 2015 OP
Personally Laughing so we don't cry is a key montra Lordquinton Mar 2015 #1
There's a question I have asked a lot of Christians over the years and never got the right answer Fumesucker Mar 2015 #2
Well, don't keep us in suspense. Ron Obvious Mar 2015 #4
I am going to guess hypocrisy (nt) LostOne4Ever Mar 2015 #6
Jesus didn't rant very often Fumesucker Mar 2015 #9
Well, he ranted big-time at that fig tree... onager Mar 2015 #16
Jesus LostOne4Ever Mar 2015 #3
HA! Excellent. progressoid Mar 2015 #8
Hilarious! n/t Brainstormy Mar 2015 #12
LOL Delmette Mar 2015 #22
Pretending it's not just your imaginary friend, is pretty funny to me. AtheistCrusader Mar 2015 #5
... progressoid Mar 2015 #7
Well. the Mormon magical underpants has to get an honorable mention. PeaceNikki Mar 2015 #10
what I find "funny" RussBLib Mar 2015 #11
Lent Fix The Stupid Mar 2015 #13
I've mentioned this before OriginalGeek Mar 2015 #14
As a former Jew edhopper Mar 2015 #15
This message was self-deleted by its author Pacifist Patriot Mar 2015 #18
The focus on details of ritual in any religion can be funny muriel_volestrangler Mar 2015 #20
"Apparently, God wants you to dress like you live in Prague in 1835." Arugula Latte Mar 2015 #27
With floor buffer brushes edhopper Mar 2015 #29
*snicker* Arugula Latte Mar 2015 #31
I always think it says, "I am a dick." nt mr blur Mar 2015 #35
Succint. Arugula Latte Mar 2015 #36
Makes me think that some smart milliner, one Spring, said, mr blur Mar 2015 #37
They better not visit the Kafka Museum in Prague... onager Mar 2015 #30
Heh heh. Arugula Latte Mar 2015 #32
And Prague's great monument to dissent... onager Mar 2015 #34
I like that edhopper Mar 2015 #33
This is timely and pretty damn funny... onager Mar 2015 #17
This message was self-deleted by its author Pacifist Patriot Mar 2015 #19
Ironic....and funny AlbertCat Mar 2015 #21
When they criticize the "fictional truth about Jesus Christ," LiberalAndProud Mar 2015 #23
The thought that the guy who made up some of the rules in The Wholly Babble, mr blur Mar 2015 #24
A religionist right here claimed this was proof that religion overturns scientific knowledge. Warren Stupidity Mar 2015 #25
So many things, but particularly the picking & choosing & disconnect. Arugula Latte Mar 2015 #26
Another thing is the utter myopia, egocentrism and the complete lack of perspective. Arugula Latte Mar 2015 #28
A couple favorites of mine: Moostache Mar 2015 #38
Your first image is exactly what I was going to post. deucemagnet Mar 2015 #39
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