Atheists & Agnostics

Warpy

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8. Someone from her town told me a few years ago

Reply to nil desperandum (Original post)

Tue Apr 21, 2015, 03:46 PM

Apr 2015

that before she ran for Congress, her wingnut preacher announced the imminence of the Rupture and the whole congregation locked themselves into the church to pray and fast and wait for it. They lasted a weekend and all meekly filed out and went back to work on Monday morning.

Poor Michele, she wants so much to see the rest of us suffer eternal torment while Jebus saves her bony ass. I kind of wish she and her bunch would get their wish, they'd be sucked up into the icy stratosphere with no clothes on, to the great amusement of their fellow human beings, who would finally be rid of the lot of them, presumably forever.

In the meantime, she doesn't have the mental capacity to realize this mess was all set into motion by the Bush family, father and dimwit son.

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Michele Bachmann: The Rapture Is Coming And It's Obama's Fault [View all] nil desperandum Apr 2015 OP

Not so confident of her inclusion? Downwinder Apr 2015 #1

I think she's worried about her gay husband. n/t Mr.Bill Apr 2015 #18

since Obamas bringing the rapture RedstDem Apr 2015 #2

Well then, nil desperandum Apr 2015 #3

No, doesn't that make him the Antichrist? Or something. mr blur Apr 2015 #9

Shouldn't we welcome the rapture? Goblinmonger Apr 2015 #4

That's what I always thought. bvf Apr 2015 #10

That's the funny thing about Christians. Mr.Bill Apr 2015 #19

They're just like Blank Frank and his cronies - mr blur Apr 2015 #27

No kidding. She should be thanking Obama for the rapture. progressoid Apr 2015 #23

I guess we can... TruthBeTold65 Apr 2015 #5

Well that's a fun list. progressoid Apr 2015 #24

I think we should add it. AlbertCat Apr 2015 #25

I don't get it. Nitram Apr 2015 #6

Well, since this comes from such a high authority, Curmudgeoness Apr 2015 #7

Someone from her town told me a few years ago Warpy Apr 2015 #8

Indeed nil desperandum Apr 2015 #11

"supposedly intelligent"? bvf Apr 2015 #14

You are, of course, correct nil desperandum Apr 2015 #28

Dibs on Creflo's jet. beam me up scottie Apr 2015 #12

I call Shotgun! BlueJazz Apr 2015 #26

Okay! beam me up scottie Apr 2015 #29

I coulda swore the rapture was god's fault. n/t Binkie The Clown Apr 2015 #13

you made god do it. Warren Stupidity Apr 2015 #16

Some DU posters seem to be skepticscott Apr 2015 #17

"Another deranged politician believing the world will end thanks to politics." asharpwone Apr 2015 #15

These people are insane... And should be no where near our government! haikugal Apr 2015 #20

I always thought Wrapture would be a good name for a musical group. kairos12 Apr 2015 #21

Oh goody! AlbertCat Apr 2015 #22