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OriginalGeek

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24. I graduated in 81 from a christian high school
Fri Feb 24, 2012, 02:09 AM
Feb 2012

I remember all my math classes, all my english classes, world history and Texas history, typing, Spanish and PE. I vaguely remember a biology class but only in that they told us we MIGHT get frogs to dissect but we never did. But I swear I cannot remember one second of any other science class. I remember my science teacher from Jr High (public school) but couldn't even tell you if I had a science teacher in High School.


I do remember saying Buddha Dammit some though - which just goes to further illustrate willfully ignorant they were - they thought Buddha was an Asian God.


I'm still in touch with some of my friends from High School though facebook. As far as I can tell I'm the only escapee. One of my classmates who had his single engine pilots license before we graduated is now spending his time writing pseudo-scientific papers for theological "science" websites in support of Intelligent Design. I tried to read one of his papers a while back but just couldn't get though it. Something about viruses being proof of ID.

I'm openly atheist and liberal and democrat on my FB page but only a few have flat out refused to be my FB friend. But a whole lot fewer actually talk to me. I mean, other than to yell at me for turning my back on the Lord.

Wait, speaking of Buddha, I just remembered a friend who made it out - he is now a Yuan Buddhist and martial arts teacher who professes a spirituality but in no way identifies with christianity. He's is a lot of fun to talk to.

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Funny things I learned in church [View all] OriginalGeek Feb 2012 OP
not really the Church teaching me, but ... zbdent Feb 2012 #1
lol, I think that's a fair life lesson OriginalGeek Feb 2012 #2
LOL RKP5637 Feb 2012 #30
Christian against Christian battles at my church.... Curmudgeoness Feb 2012 #3
Oh for sure we learned all that OriginalGeek Feb 2012 #7
Kinda gives you a warm and fuzzy feeling, Curmudgeoness Feb 2012 #22
Well, I wasn't evil, so to speak ... but Santorum seems to be ... zbdent Feb 2012 #13
LOL, No, on Fridays, it is Curmudgeoness Feb 2012 #21
That Judas's full name was frogmarch Feb 2012 #4
There once was a cross-eyed bear named Gladly. onager Feb 2012 #5
David was a biker OriginalGeek Feb 2012 #8
I used to know a bunch more of these OriginalGeek Feb 2012 #29
My church taught me that burning to death was too good for me FiveGoodMen Feb 2012 #6
We had to watch a movie called "The Burning Hell" OriginalGeek Feb 2012 #9
How awful. I'd say that showing kids frogmarch Feb 2012 #10
I was maybe 13 or 14 when we saw it OriginalGeek Feb 2012 #11
Sorry you had to endure that! frogmarch Feb 2012 #12
Thank you OriginalGeek Feb 2012 #14
He sounds like a real piece of work, frogmarch Feb 2012 #15
In the last 15 years OriginalGeek Feb 2012 #16
Ohhh, sorry your mom frogmarch Feb 2012 #20
What the peace sign means. Neoma Feb 2012 #17
lol that makes sense OriginalGeek Feb 2012 #18
Garfunkle's solo albums I could understand, just on principle... Neoma Feb 2012 #19
My church preached against tobacco use OriginalGeek Feb 2012 #28
I thought it was supposed to be the dove's footprint? Taverner Feb 2012 #46
Oh, good grief, so many. iris27 Feb 2012 #23
I graduated in 81 from a christian high school OriginalGeek Feb 2012 #24
Yeah, I don't know of many other "escapees" from my school, either. iris27 Feb 2012 #26
Ooh yeah, my brothers don't engage in open hostility OriginalGeek Feb 2012 #27
The penis statues they frogmarch Feb 2012 #25
Not in church, but from a religious type - when you die, you get to take all of RKP5637 Feb 2012 #31
lol! Heaven Cents! OriginalGeek Feb 2012 #32
How about, "In God we Trust, Inc." Deposit your "Heaven Cents" now. Limited time RKP5637 Feb 2012 #33
We're gonna be RICH! OriginalGeek Feb 2012 #36
50/50 sounds good to me! We can sell stock too, get the relatives to buy our bank stocks!!! RKP5637 Feb 2012 #37
A dead guy on a stick is going to save us. HopeHoops Feb 2012 #34
My wife punches me in the arm OriginalGeek Feb 2012 #35
As someone once said someplace, "if" "if" "If" Jesus ever returned, about the last thing RKP5637 Feb 2012 #38
"HE hates these CANS! MORE CANS!" HopeHoops Feb 2012 #40
Well, just pray harder, that's sure worked well for the end of wars, health problems and RKP5637 Feb 2012 #39
That I am going to hell because I am incapable of blind faith. Odin2005 Feb 2012 #41
That mental illness doesn't really exist MountainLaurel Feb 2012 #42
"Birds of a feather should flock together" OriginalGeek Feb 2012 #43
I never went to church formally, but I'd accompany my friends. pink-o Feb 2012 #44
LOL I remember that: "the broken cross" Taverner Feb 2012 #45
kick laconicsax Mar 2012 #47
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