From "Blackadder Xmas Carol," with Laurie playing the Prince:
Edmund:...So, shall I begin the Christmas story?
Prince: Absolutely, as long as it's not that terribly depressing one about the chap who gets born on Christmas Day, shoots his mouth off about everything under the sun, and then comes a cropper with a couple of rum-coves on top of a hill in Johnny Arab land.
Edmund: You mean Jesus, Sir...
Prince: Yes, that's the fellow. Keep him out of it -- he always spoils the X-mas atmos'.
Before that in the same show, a line actually got censored on the official DVD release:
Baldrick: Well, I was a bit rushed. I've been helping out with the workhouse nativity play.
Ebenezer: Oh, of course! How did it go?
Baldrick: Well, not very well -- at the last moment, the baby playing Jesus died!
Ebenezer: Oh, dear! This high infant-mortality rate is a real devil when it comes to staging quality children's theatre. What did you do?
Baldrick: Got another Jesus.
Ebenezer: Oh, thank goodness. ...and his name?
Baldrick: 'Spot'. There weren't any more children, so we had to settle for a dog instead.
Ebenezer: Oh, dear. I'm not convinced that Christianity would have established its firm grip over the hearts and minds of mankind if all Jesus had ever said was "Woof."
Baldrick: Well, it went all right until the shepherds came on. See, we hadn't been able to get any real sheep, so we had to stick some wool--
Ebenezer: ...on some other dogs.
Baldrick: Yeah... and the moment Jesus got a whiff of them, he's away! While the angel's singing "Peace on Earth, Goodwill to Mankind," Jesus scampers across and tries to get one of the sheep to give him a piggyback ride!
Ebenezer: Scarcely appropriate behaviour for the son of God, Mr Baldrick. Weren't the children upset?
(THE FOLLOWING LINE WAS CENSORED)
Baldrick: Nah, they loved it. They want us to do another one at Easter -- they want to see us nail up the dog.
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