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Sibelius Fan

(24,396 posts) Thu Mar 28, 2024, 05:17 AM Mar 28

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Sunday is Easter. [View all]

That’s the holiday where Jesus rises from the dead. If he sees his shadow, he goes back to being dead for another six weeks.🤣

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Sunday is Easter. [View all] Sibelius Fan Mar 28 OP

I had a good laugh.... FarPoint Mar 28 #1

I was born on Easter Sunday ItsjustMe Mar 28 #2

You are 39 days older than I am! A HERETIC I AM Mar 28 #8

So did he immigrate somewhere after that or is he still just hanging around in Gaza? Think. Again. Mar 28 #3

He was physically raptured into heaven. Voltaire2 Mar 28 #11

Wait, if he was "raptured to heaven" anyway... Think. Again. Mar 28 #17

its stupendous rubbish, 2000 year old nonsense Voltaire2 Mar 28 #20

Good lord, I hope they're not letting the kids hear this crap. Think. Again. Mar 28 #22

I plan on rising from bed on Sunday NoRethugFriends Mar 28 #4

If he doesn't see his shadow, what does he do on Monday? 3Hotdogs Mar 28 #5

Rolls that big ass stone back and has a wee nap. A HERETIC I AM Mar 28 #10

Says eff it . . . Not Heidi Mar 28 #15

Yeaster werdna Mar 28 #6

We need to stop picking on bible stories.... rubbersole Mar 28 #7

They call tomorrow "Good Friday".... A HERETIC I AM Mar 28 #9

he spent a weekend being dead. Voltaire2 Mar 28 #13

wasn't he making bathtub wine before that? Think. Again. Mar 28 #23

And this is why rabbits, their eggs, and the hatched peeps are part of the celebration of Eostre Voltaire2 Mar 28 #12

Eostre? Not Heidi Mar 28 #16

Oops german, not celtic. Voltaire2 Mar 28 #18

Thank you! Not Heidi Mar 28 #19

That's all a bit Anglocentric. Just because Anglo-Saxon and German Christians uses a word derived from muriel_volestrangler Mar 30 #30

I was under the impression the christian cult was... Think. Again. Mar 28 #24

I watch a zombie movie every Easter. Cuthbert Allgood Mar 28 #14

If a vampire flick would be close enough... Think. Again. Mar 28 #25

Maybe I expand my tradition to a vampire flick on Holy Thursday Cuthbert Allgood Mar 28 #27

Still a big fan of... FalloutShelter Mar 28 #26

Solid choice. Love that movie. Cuthbert Allgood Mar 28 #28

Bless you JoseBalow Mar 28 #21

If your supposed deity 303squadron Mar 28 #29

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