Atheists & Agnostics

laconicsax

(14,860 posts)

3. God says yes.

Thu May 17, 2012, 06:59 PM

May 2012

[div class="excerpt" style="border-left: 1px solid #bfbfbf; border-top: 1px solid #bfbfbf; border-right: 1px solid #bfbfbf; border-radius: 0.3077em 0.3077em 0em 0em; box-shadow: 2px 2px 6px #bfbfbf;"]QUESTION #5:[div class="excerpt" style="border-left: 1px solid #bfbfbf; border-bottom: 1px solid #bfbfbf; border-right: 1px solid #bfbfbf; border-radius: 0em 0em 0.3077em 0.3077em; background-color: #f4f4f4; box-shadow: 2px 2px 6px #bfbfbf;"]Jurobei: What are your views on incest? I mean, since there weren’t two original families, somebody had to screw their sister at SOME point. I tried looking to the Bible, but they didn’t have any passages like ‘And Cain screwethed his younger sister of unknown name, and they begat Joseph, and it was good, and everyone dug it.’ Or, did Adam have a secret mistress who the Bible does not talk about? This has been on my mind for quite some time now.

ALMIGHTY GOD: Yes, of course. Everyone screwed their sister at first and knocked her up dozens of times and everyone dug it. You have to start somewhere. Later on, when there were a couple thousand humans I made it clear this was no longer ok. This explains why you humans are all such retards. You’re all inbred. Feel better now?
http://stuffgodhates.com/page/10/

Edit history

Please sign in to view edit histories.

Recommendations

0 members have recommended this reply (displayed in chronological order):

35 replies

= new reply since forum marked as read

Highlight:

No One Else To Fuck [View all] Ian David May 2012 OP

Maybe there were some sisters who aren't mentioned. DavidDvorkin May 2012 #1

God says yes. laconicsax May 2012 #3

That explains a lot. DavidDvorkin May 2012 #5

I almost spit my coffee out at that one kdmorris May 2012 #35

And I thought this was gonna be about... AlbertCat May 2012 #2

I hope someone posts the jury result on this thread. laconicsax May 2012 #4

Your wish is my command. girl gone mad May 2012 #11

Unfortunately not surprising that there are those who would bring us brand new blasphemy laws... trotsky May 2012 #12

But don't call them theocrats! laconicsax May 2012 #14

does it not make a religious adherent blasphemous Anarcho-Socialist May 2012 #21

What was the alert text? laconicsax May 2012 #13

Yeah. girl gone mad May 2012 #15

BWAAAHAHAHAHAHA! laconicsax May 2012 #17

Blasphemy is a victimless crime. The alerter can suck it.* Ian David May 2012 #18

What does the alerter sucking you off have to do with their alert? laconicsax May 2012 #19

My balls feel dry. n/t Ian David May 2012 #22

Oh, you are bad! Iggo May 2012 #28

wow, really??? eqfan592 May 2012 #23

Who ever it is, I will have to find more to post here. n/t Ian David May 2012 #25

Here's one that makes me laugh... eqfan592 May 2012 #29

People will Alert on just about anything, these days. Warren DeMontague May 2012 #32

This thread and that Jury vote just made my weekend Anarcho-Socialist May 2012 #20

I didn't even cross-post it in the Religious forum to try and tweak them. Ian David May 2012 #26

As a kid I used to wonder that, actually Merlot May 2012 #6

Just goes to show, anyone believing the literal words of edcantor May 2012 #7

That's it in a nutshell. Or maybe a nutsack. Arugula Latte May 2012 #8

I know I am supposed to offended by this... cynatnite May 2012 #9

The Land of Nod is where sailors went on leave. TahitiNut May 2012 #10

Oh my!!! backscatter712 May 2012 #16

I look forwar to the sequal about Lot's Daughters Gore1FL May 2012 #24

We aren't the only ones to wonder. daaron May 2012 #27

I worked with a guy who was Xian Identity... BiggJawn May 2012 #33

That was official Mormon church position until early a few decades ago. daaron May 2012 #34

Is that Daryl Hannah as Cain? Weird casting. n/t dimbear May 2012 #30

You mean something in the Bible doesn't make logical, linear sense? Warren DeMontague May 2012 #31