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57. More of the same & Leaked Zingers!

Sun Sep 30, 2012, 03:44 AM

Sep 2012

Romney never has any details or cogent answers anyway so this is a way for him to continue making that obvious to everyone! Have at it, Mittens! You will confirm your lack of any good (or consistent) ideas for everyone to see!

Some of his zingers have been released!

Obama stole my bad, I mean good, no bad health care idea

Mr. Moderator, can I buy a vowel?

Whatever he just said, I said it first and I stand by that!

Ann is a stay at 5 homes mom

Obamacare. I built that!

Kenya believe my opponent ruined the economy?

I Was So Poor At College….I Had To Sell Some Of My Offshore Hedge Fund Certificates

*Waving hand wildly in the air* I know the answer to that even though my opponent doesn't. *smug look* The national debt! Oh, no wait, wait, that should be "WHAT IS the national debt? Maybe I should have chosen blind trusts for $500.

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Romney has a series of zingers that he has memorized and has been practicing since August [View all] TroyD Sep 2012 OP

Excuse me? The prez isnt "fluid in sound bites"?? Wtf nyt? Happyhippychick Sep 2012 #1

The President doesn't have to 'memorize zingers' ailsagirl Sep 2012 #10

On using "Mr. Obama". MrSlayer Sep 2012 #44

Thanks for clarifying ailsagirl Sep 2012 #49

I agree with your explanation--that is what I was taught decades ago! nt MADem Oct 2012 #128

The NYT does uses "Mr/Mrs" in most of their articles. nt bathroommonkey76 Oct 2012 #138

He has a WONDERFUL Cosmocat Sep 2012 #19

the only "blunder" bluemarkers Sep 2012 #68

we need a like button god damn it. mopinko Sep 2012 #79

"Don't boo, vote!" jonthebru Sep 2012 #90

Zingers only work if they're true. warrior1 Sep 2012 #2

Unfortunately not true demwing Sep 2012 #5

Winston Churchill: jonthebru Sep 2012 #91

Romney is a zinger on his own. That approach will not end well for him. He will look stupid..n/t monmouth Sep 2012 #3

Willard has two problems here. For a statement to be humorous, it must be SDjack Sep 2012 #20

It also needs to be used appropriately. GoCubsGo Sep 2012 #21

there is also the problem that his strategy has been telegraphed by the NYT central scrutinizer Sep 2012 #48

It's "strategery" LiberalEsto Oct 2012 #120

Romney sounds whiny and nasty when he tries "zingers" Freddie Sep 2012 #4

Exactly. Smarter for Romney to try to humanize himself DirkGently Sep 2012 #63

Yes, Romney would likely sound petulant and/or smug. Not a smart strategy. anneboleyn Sep 2012 #100

Reagan DID NOT sound like a 'charming favorite uncle' while delivering a zinger. He sounded coalition_unwilling Sep 2012 #108

interesting.. ropi Sep 2012 #6

Bicentennial Man ayak9 Sep 2012 #37

This is the approach I thought the Romney campaign would try TroyD Sep 2012 #7

Quayle came off... awoke_in_2003 Sep 2012 #71

The whole key to Bentsen's retort ... TahitiNut Sep 2012 #73

Romney still has to remember when to say the zinger and not look like a complete idiot livetohike Sep 2012 #8

"Get out the popcorn, this is going to be really funny, imo." Spitfire of ATJ Oct 2012 #115

I've been laughing all weekend.....Romney's "tough" debates against clowns in the GOP livetohike Oct 2012 #126

Maybe they'll tape a buzzer to his butt LiberalEsto Oct 2012 #121

Obama just needs a well-timed anti-zinger fugop Sep 2012 #9

Nuh uh. That was a perfect squelch. aquart Sep 2012 #31

+brilliant XemaSab Sep 2012 #47

EXACTLY like that leftynyc Sep 2012 #61

Agreed. Blue Belle Sep 2012 #80

that's it right there! SemperEadem Sep 2012 #76

Well said. Blue Belle Sep 2012 #81

Or, "This is no time to be glib, governor Romney" King_Klonopin Oct 2012 #114

I like that klook Oct 2012 #117

And I hope he anti-zings Romney early! fugop Oct 2012 #119

What he needs to do is call him out on it LynneSin Oct 2012 #123

Excellent Rejoinder! 66 dmhlt Oct 2012 #125

That is exactly the strategy I thought of too. vduhr Oct 2012 #150

And I'm sure Mittens will deliver those zingers with the believable spontaneity beac Sep 2012 #11

'Great move leaking that they are "memorized", Rmoney campaign!' TroyD Sep 2012 #17

ROTFLMAO! courseofhistory Sep 2012 #101

"Great move leaking that they are "memorized", Rmoney campaign!" Spitfire of ATJ Oct 2012 #116

Obama could zing him back: "It took you two months of memorizing it, but that's a good one." pacalo Sep 2012 #12

Heh! They're preparing him for the Obama of 4 years ago magical thyme Sep 2012 #13

One would think they learned from that health care fiasco. GoCubsGo Sep 2012 #24

Was that when he hit them with "that's how democracy works"? arcane1 Sep 2012 #33

LOL nolabels Sep 2012 #62

Hey, Mitt, It's a Boy Eat Dog World Bad Thoughts Sep 2012 #14

Well said. surrealAmerican Sep 2012 #28

This is risky for Mittens, extremely so. Bluenorthwest Sep 2012 #15

Hilariously, some of his fans seem not to understand that beac Sep 2012 #29

They love Reagan so much they are always looking for a new one treestar Sep 2012 #39

I loathed Reagan, but he knew how to do what Mitt can not in this situation... Bluenorthwest Sep 2012 #65

To really do it right... ailsagirl Sep 2012 #16

Bwaaaaaaaa ha ha ha. Need to set that up in all drinking liberally gatherings on debate night. lonestarnot Sep 2012 #18

... ailsagirl Sep 2012 #41

I still have a free cab coupon left over from St. Pat's day. lonestarnot Sep 2012 #67

Very cool! ailsagirl Sep 2012 #96

"Rim shot" maddiemom Oct 2012 #145

how obama can counter this. mgcgulfcoast Sep 2012 #22

Zingers won't work. Mr.Bill Sep 2012 #23

Romney needs some.... whistler162 Oct 2012 #143

A zinger delivered by the most boring man in the world.. DCBob Sep 2012 #25

Mitt's zingers should be called zzzzingers LiberalEsto Oct 2012 #124

Gee, what could go wrong with this plan? CrispyQ Sep 2012 #26

This just reminded me of a hilarious scene from Bicentennial Man BootinUp Sep 2012 #27

This is SO going to be the drinking game of choice ... surrealAmerican Sep 2012 #30

You're talking about alcohol poisoning here. aquart Sep 2012 #32

He can't have memorized that many. surrealAmerican Sep 2012 #34

Rmoney seems to be treating this like a game treestar Sep 2012 #35

What's next for Romney? Corgigal Sep 2012 #36

You don't perform the duties of President of the United States by doing zingers... begin_within Sep 2012 #38

like Obama and his team don't know this and have their own... nt cash__whatiwant Sep 2012 #40

"His strategy includes luring the president into appearing... ailsagirl Sep 2012 #42

Didn't George Costanza try something like that? graywarrior Sep 2012 #43

The only time it worked was when he did everything "opposite" Generic Brad Sep 2012 #53

Hahahahahahahaha! graywarrior Sep 2012 #54

they have spent millions training Mitt to spew zingers?no wonder no past President will stand by him Sunlei Sep 2012 #45

He is not good at thinking on his feet. n/t hrmjustin Sep 2012 #46

Hey Robme, you asshole: Keep your fucking zingers! I'll take a DUzy!!! Liberal_Stalwart71 Sep 2012 #50

It's the smart play Turbineguy Sep 2012 #51

Predicition: The first time he gets one in ThoughtCriminal Sep 2012 #52

He will repeat his Repub primary zingers? Rosa Luxemburg Sep 2012 #55

The thing I will not miss about him is that stupid laugh. NCLefty Sep 2012 #59

A noun, a verb, and 9/11. Top that, Romney. gateley Sep 2012 #56

More of the same & Leaked Zingers! courseofhistory Sep 2012 #57

Good ones! And welcome to DU. classof56 Sep 2012 #69

Sounds like a pretty good strategy, though I'm sure it's only partial shanen Sep 2012 #58

In order to win, he has to present ideas that Americans are going to like more than Obamas. NCLefty Sep 2012 #60

"There you go again Mitt"....I'll match your zingers with some stingers. Historic NY Sep 2012 #64

How about... thc420 Sep 2012 #66

I always buy my Zingers boobooday Sep 2012 #70

The Pres doesn't need to get down in the gutter. KevTucky Sep 2012 #72

Canned Mitticisms. tanyev Sep 2012 #74

Mitty Youngman Botany Sep 2012 #75

Laser point timing, deadpan, set up, and then a chuckle, and then The Zinger. cr8tvlde Oct 2012 #127

it's all fucking smoke and mirrors with those people. They don't give a shit about Americans... progressivebydesign Sep 2012 #77

Hope he comes off as the libodem Sep 2012 #78

"Zingers", like jokes, only work if... Z_California Sep 2012 #82

More leaked debate zingers courseofhistory Sep 2012 #83

It's not going to matter how Romney does as a whole during the debates.... lexw Sep 2012 #84

"President Obama, you're no Paul Ryan!" bucolic_frolic Sep 2012 #85

Your no Jack Kennedy & A great sucking sound magic59 Sep 2012 #86

Keep it up Romney aids! McCamy Taylor Sep 2012 #87

Hope he has different writers Marthe48 Sep 2012 #88

America needs a steady hand at the wheel WallaceRitchie Sep 2012 #89

no wonder his wife thinks he can`t handle the job... madrchsod Sep 2012 #92

Where's the beef? andym Sep 2012 #93

I'll hazard a guess... JEB Sep 2012 #94

Mittens is going to end up making an even bigger asshole of himself with "zingers". craigmatic Sep 2012 #95

Oh, I hope SNL does a skit of the debates!! ailsagirl Sep 2012 #97

Corporations are people my friend worked pretty well... jonthebru Sep 2012 #98

Oh please, please let it be true that underthematrix Sep 2012 #99

Meh, mittens will tell them wrong then laugh inappropriately. nt Javaman Sep 2012 #102

Yeah. I got these zingers. That's the ticket. Zingers. zonkers Sep 2012 #103

I see Flatpicker Sep 2012 #104

President Obama only needs one "sound bite". JohnnyRingo Sep 2012 #105

Why would the Mittens campaign publicly announce that he's doing this? Idiotic!!! Liberal_Stalwart71 Sep 2012 #106

President Obama has the timing of a comedian...time and time again...and he has cr8tvlde Sep 2012 #107

mitt is a mean one, too.. can't take any Cha Oct 2012 #112

Zap with zingers??!???! That's it???!!? That's the plan to turn it all around? desertduck Oct 2012 #109

Ooh, how Palinesque -- it's bound to work Blue Owl Oct 2012 #110

You betcha! Lipstick onna pitbull! Snick/wink! nt MADem Oct 2012 #129

Obama doesn't have to zinger romney Mkap Oct 2012 #111

You will know when Mitt has attempted a zinger King_Klonopin Oct 2012 #113

oh yeah? well the jerk store called... NatBurner Oct 2012 #118

Ahhh - the Sarah Palin stragegy LynneSin Oct 2012 #122

"I know you are but what am I?" Mitt's going to sound even more like a condescending asshole .... Myrina Oct 2012 #130

He is going to need more than zingers! Kteachums Oct 2012 #131

JFK, MLK...those were the days. maddiemom Oct 2012 #146

Welcome to DU!!!! gopiscrap Oct 2012 #147

Sheldon can zing better than Rmoney. LiberalFighter Oct 2012 #132

By telling us he's practicing 'zingers', he is taking away any credit they would be. Waiting For Everyman Oct 2012 #133

Fail. Fail. Fail. nichomachus Oct 2012 #134

Zingers won't work. Mitt has no comedic timing. Bette Noir Oct 2012 #135

Last paragraph: janx Oct 2012 #136

well ya 'cause we all know that when Obama took there was a surplus in the government azurnoir Oct 2012 #137

It's about "creating moments"...... speedoo Oct 2012 #139

Simple Obama response: "A President has to do better than zingers, Mitt." polichick Oct 2012 #140

"He has many spontaneous moments...and they are all scheduled weeks in advance." robertpaulsen Oct 2012 #141

Mittens on the economy: "Let them eat..." Not Sure Oct 2012 #142

It's suppose to be a debate, not 'Comedy Central' madmax Oct 2012 #144

"Stupidity is the Disease of America" Iggy Oct 2012 #148

Sheldon Cooper without the intelligence... Thor_MN Oct 2012 #149

Bazinga! n/t Ian David Oct 2012 #151

Pres O left me speechless NMlib Oct 2012 #152