2016 Postmortem

grossproffit

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13. Will blessed lighters and matches be made available?

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Anti-Clinton protest organizers to hold giant "fart in" in Philadelphia during convention [View all] geek tragedy Jun 2016 OP

The Bucket List - Never Trust A Fart DemocratSinceBirth Jun 2016 #1

They who smelt it, dealt it. nt geek tragedy Jun 2016 #2

I trust and hope his delegates will reject such aberrant nonsense. DemocratSinceBirth Jun 2016 #4

Are Sarandon and Robbins delegates? nt geek tragedy Jun 2016 #7

They are there without the beans. DemocratSinceBirth Jun 2016 #11

Feel the Beans. nt geek tragedy Jun 2016 #12

The participants should wear adult diapers just in case. DemocratSinceBirth Jun 2016 #17

"Feel the Beans" - LOL Iliyah Jun 2016 #29

wouldn't want to be there for the blowback bigtree Jun 2016 #3

Not the way to win a blowout victory nt geek tragedy Jun 2016 #5

Ya gotta give them credit. I can't recall a single instance of this before, in history... Cooley Hurd Jun 2016 #6

Has Guinness Book of World Records been contacted? nt geek tragedy Jun 2016 #8

This is a protest I can get behind! zappaman Jun 2016 #9

You probably want to get ahead of it--and upwind as well. nt geek tragedy Jun 2016 #10

I got your back! wildeyed Jun 2016 #41

Start here! sheshe2 Jun 2016 #69

Will blessed lighters and matches be made available? grossproffit Jun 2016 #13

Oh, there will be lighters in that park. Guaranteed. nt geek tragedy Jun 2016 #15

Yup... sheshe2 Jun 2016 #70

Prime example of why people don't take "progressives" seriously wyldwolf Jun 2016 #14

exactly - coverage will be expanded to include the adults DrDan Jun 2016 #76

Oh my God ButterflyBlood Jun 2016 #16

This is disturbing DemocratSinceBirth Jun 2016 #20

Is he too good to appear with these activists? geek tragedy Jun 2016 #26

Send Bernie some Beano Freddie Jun 2016 #36

I don't generally like fart humor....(something in my puritan upbringing) but... Armstead Jun 2016 #18

I, in the past, have wished for that gift... Cooley Hurd Jun 2016 #19

My brother had it...he was a real fartmaster Armstead Jun 2016 #40

And it's not always just gaseous nt Freddie Jun 2016 #39

I hope... Mike Nelson Jun 2016 #21

That fits--nothing but hot air coming from the other side. Evergreen Emerald Jun 2016 #22

You won't Feel The Bern without hot sauce in the beans!!! NCTraveler Jun 2016 #23

... DemocratSinceBirth Jun 2016 #24

They can serenade the delegates with Wind Beneath My Wings. wildeyed Jun 2016 #43

I shouldn't make jokes...I can't believe adults think this is a good idea. DemocratSinceBirth Jun 2016 #45

Ignore them, they are just tooting their own horns. wildeyed Jun 2016 #47

Smart kid. I'd have asked mine if he were around. Hortensis Jun 2016 #67

This might be more appropriate. greatauntoftriplets Jun 2016 #48

#fartthebean, it's trending on Twitter ucrdem Jun 2016 #25

Brocialism at its finest. nt Cali_Democrat Jun 2016 #27

you're right... the establishment doesn't take poor people seriously tk2kewl Jun 2016 #28

Classy people, That will win a lot of people to WhiteTara Jun 2016 #30

Should their right to gather Duckhunter935 Jun 2016 #31

No, but note they will be the ones deploying tear gas, not the police nt geek tragedy Jun 2016 #34

Fart in? CherokeeDem Jun 2016 #32

In case they need a how-to video BeyondGeography Jun 2016 #33

Send only Rex Beans edgineered Jun 2016 #35

... PeoViejo Jun 2016 #37

Now THAT is funny! NastyRiffraff Jun 2016 #38

This article is satire, right? Ace Rothstein Jun 2016 #42

Nope. Same mentality as the Twitter swarms. nt geek tragedy Jun 2016 #49

Childish book_worm Jun 2016 #44

I can belch at will (keeps the kids in the family amused) greatauntoftriplets Jun 2016 #46

"It ain't over 'till the . . ." NBachers Jun 2016 #50

Classy SirBrockington Jun 2016 #51

... Scurrilous Jun 2016 #81

Very classy at the nomination of the first woman to lead a major US political party. Metric System Jun 2016 #52

The Revolution is always good from some hot, smelly air LuvLoogie Jun 2016 #53

No smoking will be enforced, I hope demosincebirth Jun 2016 #54

Poe's law needs a liberal corollary TwilightZone Jun 2016 #55

Pulling our fingers? Croney Jun 2016 #56

The Berniacs are revolting! rusty fender Jun 2016 #57

Effectiveness will depend on wind direction, I guess. MineralMan Jun 2016 #58

Gross! nt DesertRat Jun 2016 #59

Juvenile is as juvenile does. That is all. nt glennward Jun 2016 #60

Maybe they're planning to toot "The Star Spangled Banner". Buns_of_Fire Jun 2016 #61

Are they 12? mcar Jun 2016 #62

I'm glad Hedges seems to have finally found his intellectual level. Starry Messenger Jun 2016 #63

Oh how nice, another preacher using prayer for hate and frivolity Maru Kitteh Jun 2016 #64

Yup obamanut2012 Jun 2016 #66

And these are the juveniles who think their judgement is better than those who support Hillary. Lil Missy Jun 2016 #65

I wish I Jamaal510 Jun 2016 #68

Any sense of humor I had just went out the door. riversedge Jun 2016 #71

So am I the only one here participating in this HarmonyRockets Jun 2016 #72

Yep.. that's their MO. Cha Jun 2016 #73

Finally they get to fart in public instead of just all over the Internet! Number23 Jun 2016 #74

How utterly stupid and counterproductive to anything. Grow up. AgadorSparticus Jun 2016 #75

Seriously? Classy...not. nt Nonhlanhla Jun 2016 #77

Bernie Beans For A Special Movement Moment Alfresco Jun 2016 #78

infantile behavior....and makes them look like clowns beachbum bob Jun 2016 #79

A fitting tribute Haveadream Jun 2016 #80

This just in . . in a related story, the sale of whoopy cushions are going through the roof. pdsimdars Jun 2016 #82

This too shall pass. VOX Jun 2016 #83

it shall pass .... gas. nt geek tragedy Jun 2016 #84

Hopefully that's all that passes... VOX Jun 2016 #85

How did this come off? Did it wind up just being one sad sack sitting in a closed room by himself? George II Jul 2016 #86

I think it's scheduled for today, nt geek tragedy Jul 2016 #87