My revenge thread for Ann Coulter's years of hateful comments [View all]
Ann Coulter is in her limo coming in from Connecticut, and she is late for a Fox Noise appearance in the City. She tells her chauffeur to step on it and try a few detours through some more rural areas, since the Interstates are clogged.
In their haste, the chauffeur obeys Coulter's demands that he step on the gas. When rounding a curve in a small farming area, he doesn't see an old dairy cow until it is too late. The limo survives, but the cow does not. Frustrated and looking at her watch, Coulter sends her driver to the farmhouse nearby and ask them how much money they want to forget the whole thing.
The chauffeur goes down to the farmhouse, and doesn't come back out for 90 minutes. Coulter is steaming with rage. Finally the guy comes back out, looking somewhat disheveled, and not exactly walking in a straight line.
Coulter screams at him to explain what had taken him so long, and just what had happened in the house anyway?
The chauffeur says that he went in and said what she told him say. They gave him a glass of champagne, a nice light meal, and their 25 year old daughter took him up to her room from some fun and games, and they then sent him back out with a promise that he was welcome to stop back by any time.
Completely incredulous, Coulter demands that he tell her word for word what he had told the family in the farm house.
"Just what you told me to say," answers the driver. "I told them I was Ann Coulter's driver, and that I had just killed the old cow."
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