Rick Santorum ‘open’ to running for president again

[longship]

9. Bring it on, Rickie!!

We haven't heard from Bachmann yet. Wonder what's taking her so long?

2016 is just around the corner and the GOP doesn't have much time to get their circular firing squad team assembled. Finally, this is their big chance. Barack Obama's term limited and they'll have a clean slate.

So, GOP! Line 'em up and get 'er started now!!! There's no time to waste. Better schedule those first 2016 debates as soon after this new years as possible. Just make sure that you get lots of candidates. Akin! Mourdock! That Joe Walsh guy's available, I hear. And how about Jan Brewer and that guy who likes guns who ran against Gabby Giffords, both from Arizona. I will even bet you could get Ron Paul into the mix one more time. Rick Perry is always entertaining. Don't forget him. Just make sure you get all those highly qualified people into the race now. And don't forget Sarah.

But, I warn you, you better get going soon. We already have our candidate. It's a big secret, but you can imagine who she is.

Get 'er done now, GOP! Times a-wastin'!