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2016 Postmortem

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mainer

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Sun Nov 27, 2016, 09:20 PM Nov 2016

What an airline pilot says about Trump [View all]

From a good friend's Facebook page. He flew for Southwest Airlines and is a native Texan.

When I was working as an airline pilot, often we’d get a little person visiting the cockpit (or, if you must, the politically correct “flight deck”) between flights. They were almost always the most bedazzled by the seemingly endless array of dials and gauges and switches and controls and meters and such. I remember one small fry who stared for a good three minutes and then waved his arms at all the stuff, and solemnly asked, “Do you actually know what each of these does?”

I thought about it for a few seconds, and realized that, yes, I did. Know what every single switch did, and what each gauge said, and what information was being conveyed by each of the hundreds of warning lights, bells and buzzers. I said, “Well, yes I do.” The little guy looked at me with something akin to awe and said, “You must be really, really smart.” I told him, no, but that I had worked very hard to learn my lessons in school.

After he was herded out by his apologetic Mom, I looked around my workplace, amazed again at this wondrous device that I was entrusted to operate. Thought about the thousands of hours spent studying and practicing and pondering and learning and devotion to my craft that it took to get here and sit in this chair, and assume the awesome responsibility of keeping all those people in the back-- including my new little friend-- safe.

One thing is certain. I didn’t just walk in after a lifetime of intellectual laziness, never having had any inclination to even try to understand the essential principals of how an airplane worked and flew, never having the dedication and discipline to begin to understand the big picture, much less the minutia, but instead just sitting my incompetent butt in the chair and shouting, “It’s gonna be so great. You won’t believe how great and how safe it will be! I will be the best pilot ever, this I can tell you! I’m the only guy who can fly this plane. Trust me. That I can tell you!”

And what would have been truly astonishing? If they took a vote among the passengers in the back, and they voted to make me the Captain!


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And most people would not make such a claim. Unfortunately a minority has voted for guillaumeb Nov 2016 #1
"Fasten your seatbelts" longship Nov 2016 #10
That clip never fails to make me smile. narnian60 Nov 2016 #21
AND you can enjoy an abbreviated version as a GIF ... 66 dmhlt Nov 2016 #25
K&R shraby Nov 2016 #2
This is great! madaboutharry Nov 2016 #3
Thanks for sharing this...the analogy is so apropos... iluvtennis Nov 2016 #4
"You may be the growing majority, but you ain't there yet" Bohunk68 Nov 2016 #22
sure you can call it that...I second ur monicker - Cowardly Lying Orange Cokehead Caligula iluvtennis Nov 2016 #40
At least he would have been a live person in a suit, some voted for an empty suit. lonestarnot Nov 2016 #5
Spot-On! Martin Eden Nov 2016 #6
K&R! DemonGoddess Nov 2016 #7
K&R for sure! montana_hazeleyes Nov 2016 #8
It is strictly, absolutely, totally, completely, undeniably, 100% the fault of every last person world wide wally Nov 2016 #9
I have mixed feelings about wishing ill on the people who voted for him renate Nov 2016 #41
They only need to be smart enough to switch off Fox News... world wide wally Nov 2016 #42
Excellent metaphor triron Nov 2016 #11
An excellent post from the pilot. They only way they would have EVER voted YES... Red Oak Nov 2016 #12
So... hippywife Nov 2016 #26
Yes, or they would not have voted for Trump Red Oak Nov 2016 #27
Interesting... hippywife Nov 2016 #28
Excellent! However, obviously many of your neighbors held their nose and voted for Trump. Red Oak Nov 2016 #32
I'm not saying that at all. hippywife Nov 2016 #34
I think it is more ths chart... Red Oak Nov 2016 #39
Captain Drumpf! keepapart Nov 2016 #13
Thank your friend for me for having such good common sense. He and I would get along fine. politicaljunkie41910 Nov 2016 #14
Or maybe "running the Trump empire" isn't really much. raging moderate Nov 2016 #24
... Spitfire of ATJ Nov 2016 #15
Winner Coyotl Nov 2016 #19
... 2naSalit Nov 2016 #30
And Keep in Mind... kebob Nov 2016 #16
I can fly the plane... Oldtimeralso Nov 2016 #17
More amazing still, if you'd come in second place and then they made you Captain. Coyotl Nov 2016 #18
K&R! gademocrat7 Nov 2016 #20
but but but Hillary had a private server!!!! Fast Walker 52 Nov 2016 #23
This guy is now being attacked on Facebook by the Alt-right mainer Nov 2016 #29
No surprise there.....nt 2naSalit Nov 2016 #31
This is essentially what Plato said about democracy, though he used a ship instead of an airplane tclambert Nov 2016 #33
1 Angry Dragon Nov 2016 #38
Make Southwest great again! Initech Nov 2016 #35
K&R. Paladin Nov 2016 #36
I showed this to my now-retired... 3catwoman3 Nov 2016 #37
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