Tea Party Congressman Introduces A Hilarious Amendment To Stop Obama From Golfing

[jmowreader]

15. Obama makes $400,000. I think he can afford a tank of gas every now and then.

If I was Obama I'd sign the damn thing and attach a signing statement that did all these things:

1. Formed a new branch of the Department of Defense called Congress.
2. Inducted all members of Congress into it.
3. Used my authority as Commander in Chief of the Military to restrict all members of Congress to their places of residence in the DC area, anywhere within 1000 feet of the Capitol Building, the places of business they normally frequent and the most direct routes between those places, and placed all airports, seaports, bus stations, train depots and any other form of public transportation known or unknown off limits to any member of Congress until a bill which ends the sequester without putting the whole burden on the backs of the 98 percent has passed both Houses of Congress and been placed on the president's desk, at which time the Congress branch of the Defense Department will be dissolved.

Yeah, it's unconstitutional as hell but then again so is all the fiscal bullshit the teabaggers have pulled. Remember, "the validity of the public debt of the United States shall not be questioned."