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Journeyman

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5. I'm a "future birther." I believe Obama's a time traveler come from the future to take control. . .

Tue May 29, 2012, 10:30 PM

May 2012

it's the only thing that can explain how "conveniently" everything he needs materializes when he needs it.

People question his birth, suddenly an announcement appears in a newspaper 50 years ago.

His opponent in 2008 looks "plausible," suddenly a cuckoo born 47 years ago is picked to be his running mate.

Romney becomes "presumptive" in 2012, suddenly teens from 50 years ago are beset with strange memories of Willard being a total jerk to those weaker and less connected than he.

I tell you, there's no other explanation. I'm a "future birther." Obama must time travel to be as nefarious as his opponents claim.

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Unlike Romney, I don't believe Obama was born in the U.S. [View all] pnwmom May 2012 OP

Even if Obama wasn't born in America, his mother was an American rurallib May 2012 #1

They have an answer for that, not that it matters, since he WAS born in Hawaii. pnwmom May 2012 #2

WOLF Questions??? ELI BOY 1950 May 2012 #3

Did I read that her passport proved she never set foot in Kenya, or did I make that up? Booster May 2012 #4

I'm a "future birther." I believe Obama's a time traveler come from the future to take control. . . Journeyman May 2012 #5

he is tricky. iemitsu May 2012 #6

Makes more sense than any of the birthers' theories. pnwmom May 2012 #8

For a minute I kinda misread you there, TBH. AverageJoe90 May 2012 #7