2016 Postmortem

lovemydog

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29. I don't have to make you all look bad Jamaal510.

Fri Aug 7, 2015, 03:25 AM

Aug 2015

You do it yourselves. You already look bad. Really ugly. Yuck. And stupid. I have no respect for you. You're really really stupid. Not smart. I know how to deal with you all. I've done business with you. Paid you a lot of money. That's how it's done. It's not a problem for me. I can deal with you. I love most of you. Not the stupid ones. I'm not going to say which ones. Look. I know how to talk to you. No problem. I've made a lot of money with you. You all love me.

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Ask me anything - I'll answer like Donald Trump. [View all] lovemydog Aug 2015 OP

trump themonster Aug 2015 #1

I get asked that all the time themonster. lovemydog Aug 2015 #3

lol.. I take it you watched the debates? I did not. Cha Aug 2015 #17

I watched some clips from the debates. lovemydog Aug 2015 #18

YOu're funny! Setting up a Q&A with you as the trumpster.. rofl Cha Aug 2015 #19

Anything for cheap amusement. lovemydog Aug 2015 #20

Mr. Trump, what did you say on that phone call to Bill? Juicy_Bellows Aug 2015 #2

Bill loves me Juicy_Bellows. lovemydog Aug 2015 #4

Haha! Well done, well done. Juicy_Bellows Aug 2015 #5

Sure. No problem. lovemydog Aug 2015 #6

LOL That's pretty much what he said! SunSeeker Aug 2015 #51

This message was self-deleted by its author guyton Aug 2015 #7

Sure guyton. Of course they do! lovemydog Aug 2015 #9

Mr. Trump, what's your favorite season?? Number23 Aug 2015 #8

That's a very good question Number23. lovemydog Aug 2015 #10

But isn't summer the best time to go on vacation using one of your numerous planes, yachts etc? Number23 Aug 2015 #11

Sure! Summer is great. lovemydog Aug 2015 #12

Mr. Trump, how do you make a grilled cheese sandwich? n/t. Ken Burch Aug 2015 #13

I have great friends who make a perfect grilled cheese sandwich. lovemydog Aug 2015 #15

Mr. Trump, in which spots is your hair actually connected to your scalp? n/t. Ken Burch Aug 2015 #14

That's a ridiculous question. lovemydog Aug 2015 #16

Who's your favorite blonde Fox News Gal and why? Dark n Stormy Knight Aug 2015 #21

None of them do anything for me. lovemydog Aug 2015 #24

Of course. I don't know what I was thinking. You have such great taste. Dark n Stormy Knight Aug 2015 #30

Mr. Trump what's your plan to address income inequality ALBliberal Aug 2015 #22

That's a tough question. lovemydog Aug 2015 #26

lol! ALBliberal Aug 2015 #27

LOL! applegrove Aug 2015 #92

Mr. Trump, Jamaal510 Aug 2015 #23

I don't have to make you all look bad Jamaal510. lovemydog Aug 2015 #29

Mr Trump NobodyHere Aug 2015 #25

That's easy NobodyHere. lovemydog Aug 2015 #32

They're losers. Flying Squirrel Aug 2015 #33

With a capital L. lovemydog Aug 2015 #37

Awwww, You gotta do better than that NobodyHere Aug 2015 #58

Mr. Trump, what do you think about those black lives matter activists? And Blacks in General?nt bravenak Aug 2015 #28

Look, it's really easy bravenak. lovemydog Aug 2015 #34

Great Answers!!! I watched the entire debates and you sound just like him! bravenak Aug 2015 #36

The guy is hysterically funny. lovemydog Aug 2015 #38

He was my favorite thing about the debate. bravenak Aug 2015 #43

Same here. He seemed like the only one with an honest bone in his body. lovemydog Aug 2015 #45

you nailed it!! KT2000 Aug 2015 #31

Is T-Rump a movie? lovemydog Aug 2015 #35

Not a movie - KT2000 Aug 2015 #40

That's hilarious. lovemydog Aug 2015 #42

You've got his lyrics down KT2000 Aug 2015 #54

Mr. Trump, who would you choose for a running mate? tblue Aug 2015 #39

Someone who is not stupid. lovemydog Aug 2015 #41

Mr. Trump, do you believe in evolution? tblue Aug 2015 #44

A lot of people believe in evolution. They're great. lovemydog Aug 2015 #46

Mr Trump, what was the "disgusting" thing your lawyer was threatening to do? Ken Burch Aug 2015 #47

Yes. Bagpipes and potato salad. lovemydog Aug 2015 #48

What would they write if you owed THEM money? n/t. Ken Burch Aug 2015 #59

You need to ask them. lovemydog Aug 2015 #69

you want I should kick your Trumping ass, lovemydog? Skittles Aug 2015 #49

Of course Skittles. lovemydog Aug 2015 #50

Mr Trump - finish this sentence: JustAnotherGen Aug 2015 #52

He's a good friend of mine. lovemydog Aug 2015 #55

Ha ha ha! JustAnotherGen Aug 2015 #56

You are frighteningly good at this. stranger81 Aug 2015 #53

My friends love me for my humor. lovemydog Aug 2015 #57

See, there you go again . . . . stranger81 Aug 2015 #61

One shudders about kicking this thread. longship Aug 2015 #60

One last thing, Mr. Trump. I know you paid a lot of money to send some investigators to Hawaii Dark n Stormy Knight Aug 2015 #62

Of course i did Dark n Stormy Knight. lovemydog Aug 2015 #66

lovemydog, this thread is amazing. probably the best thread the world has ever seen. unblock Aug 2015 #63

^^this^^. One reason I didn't watch the debate Euphoria Aug 2015 #65

Great answers. Pure Trump. Thanks lovemydog. Scuba Aug 2015 #64

Funniest thread ever. Get a goofy wig and you can cash in as a Trump impersonator. FSogol Aug 2015 #67

Truly! Dark n Stormy Knight Aug 2015 #68

Why does my left testicle hurt? nt awoke_in_2003 Aug 2015 #70

How the hell would I know? lovemydog Aug 2015 #72

... awoke_in_2003 Aug 2015 #79

This is my favorite. I bookmarked it just in case it goes on. I love it so much. bravenak Aug 2015 #71

Of course you love it. lovemydog Aug 2015 #73

I'd be honored to do business with Donald the Trump. bravenak Aug 2015 #74

Of course you would. lovemydog Aug 2015 #75

Thank you Mr. Trump!!! bravenak Aug 2015 #76

Mr. Trump olddots Aug 2015 #77

I don't have time for these types of questions olddots. lovemydog Aug 2015 #78

Mr. Trump, why are you not addressing the northern border? NCTraveler Aug 2015 #80

Beiber's a great friend of mine. lovemydog Aug 2015 #82

Trump, I'm sitting here in awe. NCTraveler Aug 2015 #83

That's huge. lovemydog Aug 2015 #85

Mr. Trump, how do you feel about the issue of climate change? kwassa Aug 2015 #81

There's a lot of stupid people in the world. lovemydog Aug 2015 #84

Mr. Trump, if you have nothing to hide, will you let us see under your combover? yurbud Aug 2015 #86

Everyone loves my hair. lovemydog Aug 2015 #87

China and Russia have the technology to see what's under there. Will you wait until THEY reveal it yurbud Aug 2015 #88

Sure! lovemydog Aug 2015 #94

well played yurbud Aug 2015 #100

Mr. Trump, why have all your casinos gone bankrupt? kwassa Aug 2015 #89

Every smart rich person utilizes the existing laws lovemydog Aug 2015 #95

just one more short guestion Mr. Trump olddots Aug 2015 #90

Ask people who love me. lovemydog Aug 2015 #101

Donald, if it is so easy to buy politicians.. Motown_Johnny Aug 2015 #91

I want the American people to see how stupid lovemydog Aug 2015 #96

So politically correct is bad but grammatically correct is good? Motown_Johnny Aug 2015 #98

I've heard that from an 'extremely lovemydog Aug 2015 #99

Donald. Do you think after a year even the base will find you boring and applegrove Aug 2015 #93

My show is number one in ratings lovemydog Aug 2015 #97

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Arugula Latte Aug 2015 #102

I love Tootsie Pops. lovemydog Aug 2015 #103

President Trump...ooops I mean MISTER Trump... GReedDiamond Aug 2015 #104

I didn't have time to listen to that racket. lovemydog Aug 2015 #105

Mr. Trump.... Turbineguy Aug 2015 #106

Absolutely Turbineguy. lovemydog Aug 2015 #107

Mr. Trump, is it true that you and Hugh Heffner were once in a hot tub together? davidpdx Aug 2015 #108

Hef is a great friend of mine. lovemydog Aug 2015 #109

Mr. Trump re: Outer Space: I've heard it said that many of your ideas come straight from Uranus... Princess Turandot Aug 2015 #110

No. I'd offer you a job lovemydog Aug 2015 #112

Mr. Trump, tell me Alkene Aug 2015 #111

Me. lovemydog Aug 2015 #113