2016 Postmortem

lovemydog

(11,833 posts)

107. Absolutely Turbineguy.

Sun Aug 9, 2015, 11:32 PM

Aug 2015

Everyone is sick of that stupid presidential seal. They want stationary with my crest. Not just the USA - all governments. I'll reject correspondence from another country unless the Trump logo is prominently featured. I'll charge exorbitant licensing fees. They love me so I'll make them pay. We'll send them letters that require a reply. 'If you don't respond within thirty days we're taking all your oil.' Haha. It's a win-win. Stupid countries that don't reply - I'll declare war on them. It will make us a lot of money. It's how I'll Make America Great.

Edit history

Please sign in to view edit histories.

Recommendations

0 members have recommended this reply (displayed in chronological order):

113 replies

= new reply since forum marked as read

Highlight:

Ask me anything - I'll answer like Donald Trump. [View all] lovemydog Aug 2015 OP

trump themonster Aug 2015 #1

I get asked that all the time themonster. lovemydog Aug 2015 #3

lol.. I take it you watched the debates? I did not. Cha Aug 2015 #17

I watched some clips from the debates. lovemydog Aug 2015 #18

YOu're funny! Setting up a Q&A with you as the trumpster.. rofl Cha Aug 2015 #19

Anything for cheap amusement. lovemydog Aug 2015 #20

Mr. Trump, what did you say on that phone call to Bill? Juicy_Bellows Aug 2015 #2

Bill loves me Juicy_Bellows. lovemydog Aug 2015 #4

Haha! Well done, well done. Juicy_Bellows Aug 2015 #5

Sure. No problem. lovemydog Aug 2015 #6

LOL That's pretty much what he said! SunSeeker Aug 2015 #51

This message was self-deleted by its author guyton Aug 2015 #7

Sure guyton. Of course they do! lovemydog Aug 2015 #9

Mr. Trump, what's your favorite season?? Number23 Aug 2015 #8

That's a very good question Number23. lovemydog Aug 2015 #10

But isn't summer the best time to go on vacation using one of your numerous planes, yachts etc? Number23 Aug 2015 #11

Sure! Summer is great. lovemydog Aug 2015 #12

Mr. Trump, how do you make a grilled cheese sandwich? n/t. Ken Burch Aug 2015 #13

I have great friends who make a perfect grilled cheese sandwich. lovemydog Aug 2015 #15

Mr. Trump, in which spots is your hair actually connected to your scalp? n/t. Ken Burch Aug 2015 #14

That's a ridiculous question. lovemydog Aug 2015 #16

Who's your favorite blonde Fox News Gal and why? Dark n Stormy Knight Aug 2015 #21

None of them do anything for me. lovemydog Aug 2015 #24

Of course. I don't know what I was thinking. You have such great taste. Dark n Stormy Knight Aug 2015 #30

Mr. Trump what's your plan to address income inequality ALBliberal Aug 2015 #22

That's a tough question. lovemydog Aug 2015 #26

lol! ALBliberal Aug 2015 #27

LOL! applegrove Aug 2015 #92

Mr. Trump, Jamaal510 Aug 2015 #23

I don't have to make you all look bad Jamaal510. lovemydog Aug 2015 #29

Mr Trump NobodyHere Aug 2015 #25

That's easy NobodyHere. lovemydog Aug 2015 #32

They're losers. Flying Squirrel Aug 2015 #33

With a capital L. lovemydog Aug 2015 #37

Awwww, You gotta do better than that NobodyHere Aug 2015 #58

Mr. Trump, what do you think about those black lives matter activists? And Blacks in General?nt bravenak Aug 2015 #28

Look, it's really easy bravenak. lovemydog Aug 2015 #34

Great Answers!!! I watched the entire debates and you sound just like him! bravenak Aug 2015 #36

The guy is hysterically funny. lovemydog Aug 2015 #38

He was my favorite thing about the debate. bravenak Aug 2015 #43

Same here. He seemed like the only one with an honest bone in his body. lovemydog Aug 2015 #45

you nailed it!! KT2000 Aug 2015 #31

Is T-Rump a movie? lovemydog Aug 2015 #35

Not a movie - KT2000 Aug 2015 #40

That's hilarious. lovemydog Aug 2015 #42

You've got his lyrics down KT2000 Aug 2015 #54

Mr. Trump, who would you choose for a running mate? tblue Aug 2015 #39

Someone who is not stupid. lovemydog Aug 2015 #41

Mr. Trump, do you believe in evolution? tblue Aug 2015 #44

A lot of people believe in evolution. They're great. lovemydog Aug 2015 #46

Mr Trump, what was the "disgusting" thing your lawyer was threatening to do? Ken Burch Aug 2015 #47

Yes. Bagpipes and potato salad. lovemydog Aug 2015 #48

What would they write if you owed THEM money? n/t. Ken Burch Aug 2015 #59

You need to ask them. lovemydog Aug 2015 #69

you want I should kick your Trumping ass, lovemydog? Skittles Aug 2015 #49

Of course Skittles. lovemydog Aug 2015 #50

Mr Trump - finish this sentence: JustAnotherGen Aug 2015 #52

He's a good friend of mine. lovemydog Aug 2015 #55

Ha ha ha! JustAnotherGen Aug 2015 #56

You are frighteningly good at this. stranger81 Aug 2015 #53

My friends love me for my humor. lovemydog Aug 2015 #57

See, there you go again . . . . stranger81 Aug 2015 #61

One shudders about kicking this thread. longship Aug 2015 #60

One last thing, Mr. Trump. I know you paid a lot of money to send some investigators to Hawaii Dark n Stormy Knight Aug 2015 #62

Of course i did Dark n Stormy Knight. lovemydog Aug 2015 #66

lovemydog, this thread is amazing. probably the best thread the world has ever seen. unblock Aug 2015 #63

^^this^^. One reason I didn't watch the debate Euphoria Aug 2015 #65

Great answers. Pure Trump. Thanks lovemydog. Scuba Aug 2015 #64

Funniest thread ever. Get a goofy wig and you can cash in as a Trump impersonator. FSogol Aug 2015 #67

Truly! Dark n Stormy Knight Aug 2015 #68

Why does my left testicle hurt? nt awoke_in_2003 Aug 2015 #70

How the hell would I know? lovemydog Aug 2015 #72

... awoke_in_2003 Aug 2015 #79

This is my favorite. I bookmarked it just in case it goes on. I love it so much. bravenak Aug 2015 #71

Of course you love it. lovemydog Aug 2015 #73

I'd be honored to do business with Donald the Trump. bravenak Aug 2015 #74

Of course you would. lovemydog Aug 2015 #75

Thank you Mr. Trump!!! bravenak Aug 2015 #76

Mr. Trump olddots Aug 2015 #77

I don't have time for these types of questions olddots. lovemydog Aug 2015 #78

Mr. Trump, why are you not addressing the northern border? NCTraveler Aug 2015 #80

Beiber's a great friend of mine. lovemydog Aug 2015 #82

Trump, I'm sitting here in awe. NCTraveler Aug 2015 #83

That's huge. lovemydog Aug 2015 #85

Mr. Trump, how do you feel about the issue of climate change? kwassa Aug 2015 #81

There's a lot of stupid people in the world. lovemydog Aug 2015 #84

Mr. Trump, if you have nothing to hide, will you let us see under your combover? yurbud Aug 2015 #86

Everyone loves my hair. lovemydog Aug 2015 #87

China and Russia have the technology to see what's under there. Will you wait until THEY reveal it yurbud Aug 2015 #88

Sure! lovemydog Aug 2015 #94

well played yurbud Aug 2015 #100

Mr. Trump, why have all your casinos gone bankrupt? kwassa Aug 2015 #89

Every smart rich person utilizes the existing laws lovemydog Aug 2015 #95

just one more short guestion Mr. Trump olddots Aug 2015 #90

Ask people who love me. lovemydog Aug 2015 #101

Donald, if it is so easy to buy politicians.. Motown_Johnny Aug 2015 #91

I want the American people to see how stupid lovemydog Aug 2015 #96

So politically correct is bad but grammatically correct is good? Motown_Johnny Aug 2015 #98

I've heard that from an 'extremely lovemydog Aug 2015 #99

Donald. Do you think after a year even the base will find you boring and applegrove Aug 2015 #93

My show is number one in ratings lovemydog Aug 2015 #97

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Arugula Latte Aug 2015 #102

I love Tootsie Pops. lovemydog Aug 2015 #103

President Trump...ooops I mean MISTER Trump... GReedDiamond Aug 2015 #104

I didn't have time to listen to that racket. lovemydog Aug 2015 #105

Mr. Trump.... Turbineguy Aug 2015 #106

Absolutely Turbineguy. lovemydog Aug 2015 #107

Mr. Trump, is it true that you and Hugh Heffner were once in a hot tub together? davidpdx Aug 2015 #108

Hef is a great friend of mine. lovemydog Aug 2015 #109

Mr. Trump re: Outer Space: I've heard it said that many of your ideas come straight from Uranus... Princess Turandot Aug 2015 #110

No. I'd offer you a job lovemydog Aug 2015 #112

Mr. Trump, tell me Alkene Aug 2015 #111

Me. lovemydog Aug 2015 #113