New PPP Poll: Captain Crunch out in front of Deez Nuts, Butt Stuff, and Cranky Pants. [View all]
Damn. I did NOT see this coming!
Q33
Candidates who have filed to run for President
this year include Beast Mode, Butt Stuff,
Captain Crunch, Cranky Pants, Deez Nuts,
Limberbutt McCubbins, Murican Cookies, and
Queen Elsa Ice. If you had to support one of
these candidates for President, who would you
vote for?
Beast Mode 5% .....................................................
Butt Stuff 3% .........................................................
Captain Crunch 17% ...............................................
Cranky Pants 2% ..................................................
Deez Nuts 9% .......................................................
Limberbutt McCubbins 1% ....................................
'Murican Cookies 1%............................................
Queen Elsa Ice 4% ...............................................
Not sure 58%
http://www.publicpolicypolling.com/pdf/2015/PPP_Release_National_90315.pdf