2016 Postmortem

Buns_of_Fire

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7. Don't be too quick to dismiss "brand of underwear".

Mon Sep 21, 2015, 03:08 PM

Sep 2015

Or, perhaps more accurately, STYLE of underwear.

Remember, the answer to "Boxers or Briefs?" won the election for Bill Clinton.

Some have postulated that both President Cheney AND Assistant-President Shit-fer-Brains had binding underwear, and we know where THAT combination got us.

And, of course, LBJ was very protective of his bunghole, which led us into Vietnam.

I admit, I'm not sure how this could be tactfully broached with today's candidates. God Forbid any of them would say "I go commando." The nation isn't ready for that.

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The **NEW** DU Primary 2016 Poll as suggested by the original poster. [View all] Tierra_y_Libertad Sep 2015 OP

Looks like they left out everyone over ....... upaloopa Sep 2015 #1

You'll have to ask the original poster - Agshmid Tierra_y_Libertad Sep 2015 #3

Don't be too quick to dismiss "brand of underwear". Buns_of_Fire Sep 2015 #7

Hey, Hey, LBJ what kinda undies you wearin' today!!?!! Tierra_y_Libertad Sep 2015 #8

Never mind commando, it would be amusing to hear "thong" or "adult diaper" as well. nt MADem Sep 2015 #30

"What kind of underwear do you choose?" Lordquinton Sep 2015 #34

<rimshot> ! Fumesucker Sep 2015 #40

This message was self-deleted by its author Agschmid Sep 2015 #17

Here's how. Tierra_y_Libertad Sep 2015 #21

This message was self-deleted by its author Agschmid Sep 2015 #22

Bernie Sanders (nt) bigwillq Sep 2015 #2

Bernie Art_from_Ark Sep 2015 #39

Kick. Warren Stupidity Sep 2015 #4

Sanders all the way and I'm not budging. n/t Catherina Sep 2015 #5

Neither am I. And, it's good to see you back. Tierra_y_Libertad Sep 2015 #6

It's good to see you still here! 89% ? Wonderful stats! n/t Catherina Sep 2015 #13

I DON DO LOYOLA OAFS!!! OilemFirchen Sep 2015 #9

JEB! RoccoR5955 Sep 2015 #10

Representative of what? Skidmore Sep 2015 #11

We are the champions RobertEarl Sep 2015 #16

A lot of people have left. I have cut back enormously, I used to have this site open all day. MADem Sep 2015 #31

Exactly. nt Skidmore Sep 2015 #32

Biden is tied with Sanders in the Ichingcarpenter Sep 2015 #12

bernie appeals to everyone with a conscience. roguevalley Sep 2015 #14

This message was self-deleted by its author Corruption Inc Sep 2015 #15

Echo chamber. NCTraveler Sep 2015 #18

It's bad enough that poor Lincoln Chafee is polling so badly... Jim Lane Sep 2015 #19

This is going to be a nailbiter! Uncle Joe Sep 2015 #20

Mmf. Still can't commit to Sanders. F4lconF16 Sep 2015 #23

Please vote! It's your civic duty. Enthusiast Sep 2015 #24

LMAO!!! beam me up scottie Sep 2015 #25

A Man Of The People - No Citizen Need Settle For The Lesser Of Two Corporate Evils - Go Bernie Go cantbeserious Sep 2015 #26

You could get the GREATER of Two Corporate Evils...if the Man of the People loses in November brooklynite Sep 2015 #28

You could get the GREATER of Two Corporate Evils...if the lesser corporate evil loses in November. Uncle Joe Sep 2015 #36

Since there are a lot of Clinton supporters that never vote, these polls must be Skwmom Sep 2015 #27

DU always leads the way when it comes to poll winners..... MADem Sep 2015 #37

Hey, Clinton's catching up to O'Malley!! Bucky Sep 2015 #29

*chortle nt artislife Sep 2015 #35

Kick for the graveyard crew. Tierra_y_Libertad Sep 2015 #33

damn, that's a lot of dashikis. Warren DeMontague Sep 2015 #38

Ah, but are they ~urban~ dashikis? Fumesucker Sep 2015 #41