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The Velveteen Ocelot

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20. And they fall to fighting among themselves

Mon Aug 27, 2012, 04:43 PM

Aug 2012

when they try to decide who gets the lead role in the show.

"Hey, Mitt, I wanted to be Batman! How come you get the best part?"
"You can't be Batman, Ron, you're only in third grade. Batman can't be the shortest."
"If I can't be Batman I'm not going to be in your stoopid show. I'll put on my own play and it will be way better than yours."

And so forth...

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This is turning out to be the MOST AMUSING GOP convention of my lifetime. [View all] K8-EEE Aug 2012 OP

Some DUer speculated that Palin might show up uninvited The Velveteen Ocelot Aug 2012 #1

OH THAT WOUD BE GREAT! K8-EEE Aug 2012 #5

A drunk Sarah shouting "I can see Tampa from my balcony!" to people passing by her hotel room TeamPooka Aug 2012 #10

"I can see the convention from my hotel TV"" K8-EEE Aug 2012 #11

The way I heard it left on green only Aug 2012 #14

What if Akin rides up to the convention on a horse? flamingdem Aug 2012 #16

She's supposed to be here, no sightings yet. HooptieWagon Aug 2012 #17

One would think she'd be a delegate or something. MrSlayer Aug 2012 #22

She's hosting a "Troublemakers Fest" or something like that...n/t monmouth Aug 2012 #26

She was in AZ yesterday DesertRat Aug 2012 #48

She probably would have had to be involved in Alaska GOP politics at some level. MissMarple Aug 2012 #28

She's been shutout of the convention bongbong Aug 2012 #32

It's like watching clowns having sex. Lint Head Aug 2012 #2

While wearing their big noses and floppy shoes. The Velveteen Ocelot Aug 2012 #4

Yep!! Lint Head Aug 2012 #6

in a tiny, tiny, car. n/t progressivebydesign Aug 2012 #13

errrmm.... not saying how I know this, but there is such a thing as clown porn. TalkingDog Aug 2012 #7

I suppose there has to be, since just about every imaginable group The Velveteen Ocelot Aug 2012 #8

I just did a google image search for clown porn. RevStPatrick Aug 2012 #19

Yeah... that was pretty much my reaction. TalkingDog Aug 2012 #24

Friends, don't let friends Google drunk! LongTomH Aug 2012 #42

Hell, it's even advertised TlalocW Aug 2012 #35

HA....I can see that as the title of a video. TalkingDog Aug 2012 #36

This is hilarious! Thanks for adding this. I never knew my comment would be taken this far! Lint Head Aug 2012 #39

To each his own, to each his ability to fine anything on the internets.... WCGreen Aug 2012 #40

You got a link for that? sofa king Aug 2012 #37

I love the Internet so very much. sofa king Aug 2012 #38

It's a trumped-up flea circus, minus the Trump Blue Owl Aug 2012 #3

DUzy candidate! rocktivity Aug 2012 #12

Hugely amusing,though entirely predictable.... Flashmann Aug 2012 #9

It's like a group of 4th graders trying to put on an event .... Myrina Aug 2012 #15

And they fall to fighting among themselves The Velveteen Ocelot Aug 2012 #20

Yep! Myrina Aug 2012 #23

I'm reminded of Judy Garland and Mickey Rooney..."Let's put on a show."... n/t monmouth Aug 2012 #27

Something like this? Mrs. Ted Nancy Aug 2012 #41

HA! Exactly. Thanks for posting that...n/t monmouth Aug 2012 #46

4th graders are way more savvy then this crew. Jennicut Aug 2012 #33

I'm waiting for Rmoney to refer to Tampa residents as "Tampons" nt auburngrad82 Aug 2012 #18

LOL!! K8-EEE Aug 2012 #21

wait for it....wait for it.... GallopingGhost Aug 2012 #45

And don't forget Chris Matthews skewering what's-his-name ailsagirl Aug 2012 #25

Rinse Prebus. R. Daneel Olivaw Aug 2012 #34

FIRST LOOK: Women's Pavilion at GOP Convention WallaceRitchie Aug 2012 #29

OK, Strike up Billy Idol's White Wedding LongTomH Aug 2012 #43

Amusing, but Frightening TroyD Aug 2012 #30

They can't turn a single news cycle. They are being incompetent. I still dont dare predict... CabCurious Aug 2012 #31

With all the attempts at voter suppression..... AverageJoe90 Aug 2012 #44

How about this for a bounce? LiberalFighter Aug 2012 #47