NEWT PLEASE RUN AS A THIRD PARTY CANDIDATE

[Ebadlun]

16. I have an outsider's perspective

being all foreign and that, and I've found only three consistent positions - no gays, no abortion, no uppity blacks (buffoons like Cain are OK).

Their states' rights shit goes out the window when in comes to gay marriage, their fondness for balanced budgets materialised precisely in January 2009 (and evaporated when Newt promised his moonbase) - and Newt has had their recontextualisation motors working overtime, with him attacking Romney from the left, his three marriages, and his team-up with Pelosi on GW just 4 years ago.

It must be hard work being a freeper, and making the evidence squeeze into your conclusions - so much easier the other way round.