2016 Postmortem

GoneFishin

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25. Bernie can hop on board the DLC gravy train in 3 easy steps :

Wed Dec 2, 2015, 09:53 AM

Dec 2015

1) Make vague and liberal sounding remarks publicly about inequality, fairness, and accountability.

2) Meet privately with your biggest and wealthiest donors to explain that contrary to your public statements that you will not actually hold them accountable.

3) After being elected, if asked about your campaign statements :
a) Shrug shoulders, and
b) repeat the following : "But Republicans".

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To: Bernie Sanders Supporters From: The Establishment DNC [View all] babylonsister Dec 2015 OP

LOL NurseJackie Dec 2015 #1

Would you be laughing if you were one of the people screwed by the banks that own Clinton? think Dec 2015 #2

I'm laughing at the hysteria and overreactions, NurseJackie Dec 2015 #5

How much money has Hillary taken from Wall Street banks in paid income and donations? think Dec 2015 #8

This does not matter to me. NurseJackie Dec 2015 #10

Obviously think Dec 2015 #11

Then why ask? NurseJackie Dec 2015 #12

Just in case you might actually care about corporate influence on politicians. But you don't. think Dec 2015 #13

LOL NurseJackie Dec 2015 #14

It seems to me that NurseJ SmittynMo Dec 2015 #27

Oh, please, stop! My sides ache! NurseJackie Dec 2015 #34

and we're the ones being hysterical? retrowire Dec 2015 #35

HA! There's more to laugh at than the satire! NurseJackie Dec 2015 #44

My you ARE amusing... retrowire Dec 2015 #50

:-) NurseJackie Dec 2015 #53

Excellent, I look forward to your next performance. :) nt retrowire Dec 2015 #56

:-) NurseJackie Dec 2015 #57

Nope, definitely doesn't care..... daleanime Dec 2015 #18

And this is why ... Trajan Dec 2015 #37

Oh, you don't mean that, do you? NurseJackie Dec 2015 #46

This is why we can't have nice things. MynameisBlarney Dec 2015 #43

Did you miss that it is mostly about the style and form of her ardent supporters and not really Bluenorthwest Dec 2015 #15

So you assume I'm to dislike Betty White because she made humorous comments about Bernie? NurseJackie Dec 2015 #16

No... kenfrequed Dec 2015 #45

What a weird thing to be upset about. NurseJackie Dec 2015 #47

No stranger than your reaction to the OP kenfrequed Dec 2015 #48

A similar argument could be made about the motives of the OP or the content at the link. NurseJackie Dec 2015 #49

You do realize if a similar post appeared here about Sanders it would be hidden in an NY minute. George II Dec 2015 #29

Your observation has merit. NurseJackie Dec 2015 #42

Even the founder of this site has acknowledged that the mix of Sanders/Clinton supporters is... George II Dec 2015 #54

I'd not seen that ... but based on what I can observe, that seems to be a reasonable estimate. n/t NurseJackie Dec 2015 #55

"Demonize". That word is usually used incorrectly here. Not in this case. n/t Buzz Clik Dec 2015 #39

Huh-huh. That about sums it up. nt nc4bo Dec 2015 #3

The Pity Party. JaneyVee Dec 2015 #4

This entire Harper's Bazaar article from 2014, posted by is so worth reading. merrily Dec 2015 #6

/\_/\_This right here_/\_/\ Scuba Dec 2015 #64

Thanks, Scuba. eridani already did make it an OP. Link is in my post. merrily Dec 2015 #65

Thanks merrily! Scuba Dec 2015 #66

My pleasure. merrily Dec 2015 #67

The relevant rhino LWolf Dec 2015 #7

I have never in my life reacted well Aerows Dec 2015 #9

+1 daleanime Dec 2015 #20

Nice to find out the truth early, before 60 years have passed Proserpina Dec 2015 #17

Save Your Breath, Nurse Jackie . . . Gamecock Lefty Dec 2015 #19

You just keep telling yourself that.... daleanime Dec 2015 #22

Meh jalan48 Dec 2015 #21

I don't doubt it, at all. Hiraeth Dec 2015 #23

Funny But Sad colsohlibgal Dec 2015 #24

Pardon mois if I don't take a spoof as seriously as you do. Amimnoch Dec 2015 #28

Considering there's no substance to pay attention to, probably not. George II Dec 2015 #31

Bernie can hop on board the DLC gravy train in 3 easy steps : GoneFishin Dec 2015 #25

ROFLMAO.. a spoof article that is supposedly written by someone who doesn't even exist Amimnoch Dec 2015 #26

Yep! cascadiance Dec 2015 #30

What does Hank Williams have to do with this? HomerRamone Dec 2015 #32

I wonder the same thing. Hank and Obey ... ? Hiraeth Dec 2015 #40

Makes me think of the song, "Why don't you love me, like you used to do?" n/t winter is coming Dec 2015 #68

Delightful satire. Betty Karlson Dec 2015 #33

K&R, for the funny truth of the matter. Hiraeth Dec 2015 #36

You're damned skippy! Bernie is our ONLY hope to stick it to the man. Buzz Clik Dec 2015 #38

LMAO! MaggieD Dec 2015 #41

Yup. SoapBox Dec 2015 #51

"we’ll change our views faster than a Kama Sutra flipbook" marym625 Dec 2015 #52

Pretty much Babel_17 Dec 2015 #58

Kicked and recommended. Uncle Joe Dec 2015 #59

Kickin' Faux pas Dec 2015 #60

K&R CharlotteVale Dec 2015 #61

"There’s only a money fucking green America, and we have most of it." Major Hogwash Dec 2015 #62

Thank you for the great bedtime story - tonight I can go to jwirr Dec 2015 #63