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32. no more than open holes in the ground pose a danger nt

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Mon Apr 8, 2013, 09:50 PM

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Does anyone here think an erect penis is the equivalent of a loaded weapon? **EDITED New Info** [View all] boston bean Apr 2013 OP

... babylonsister Apr 2013 #1

For those wanting context, the ridiculous assertion was made towards this group hlthe2b Apr 2013 #12

i am so confused. i only stepped away for a handful of hours. wtf..... nt seabeyond Apr 2013 #40

LOL no shit... redqueen Apr 2013 #81

thanks for the explanation BainsBane Apr 2013 #85

scoot.... seabeyond Apr 2013 #37

Uh,no. lol. sufrommich Apr 2013 #2

My penis doesn't get rusty and it tends to be warm, not cold, on the one hand... NYC_SKP Apr 2013 #3

Do they have to pry it from your cold dead hands? boston bean Apr 2013 #5

Ouch! Mostly, it takes a calming voice to talk it into or out of any particular mood. NYC_SKP Apr 2013 #8

LOL! Squinch Apr 2013 #21

ah, but do you have to clean it out with a barrel brush after ever use? nt seabeyond Apr 2013 #42

Me? No. I have staff.... NYC_SKP Apr 2013 #52

I guess a guy could smush a spider with one. nt ZombieHorde Apr 2013 #4

oh gosh, don't tell the spider guy that. boston bean Apr 2013 #6

Spider Man lyrics have a whole different meaning now Kennah Apr 2013 #26

Heh ismnotwasm Apr 2013 #75

lol. nt sufrommich Apr 2013 #7

eww that's just plain scary sigmasix Apr 2013 #35

Yes, the penis is still among the muskets. aquart Apr 2013 #9

We'd definitely need new gun laws! nt boston bean Apr 2013 #10

I think I'd need more towels ... zbdent Apr 2013 #19

lol. still have not figured out what this thread is about. oh, i know, penis as a weapon.... but seabeyond Apr 2013 #44

Clearly you've never watched 'One-eyed Monster" ismnotwasm Apr 2013 #76

I figured it was more like the crossbow Scootaloo Apr 2013 #55

I think that's what many women are unhappy about notadmblnd Apr 2013 #61

bah hahahah. shhhh, hubby came into room. nt seabeyond Apr 2013 #65

snicker BainsBane Apr 2013 #93

Mine has definitely caused some damage and wreaked havoc DollarBillHines Apr 2013 #11

This is where we use the cars/guns/penises equivalency argument. Squinch Apr 2013 #48

sounds like an interesting backstory BainsBane Apr 2013 #94

You would not believe, BB DollarBillHines Apr 2013 #96

we sisters enjoy a good time BainsBane Apr 2013 #97

I saw the original thread as it went by MuseRider Apr 2013 #13

I thought Boston Bean was just asking sufrommich Apr 2013 #15

Me either but it was on the latest page MuseRider Apr 2013 #18

are the men talking about their penisssss again? i ask innocently. nt seabeyond Apr 2013 #46

LOL! MuseRider Apr 2013 #80

Fire in the hole! Shrike47 Apr 2013 #14

They have medications and shots for that now ... zbdent Apr 2013 #17

! redqueen Apr 2013 #82

lol. i think i am gonna get lots of giggles from this thread. bet i am not half way thru. nt seabeyond Apr 2013 #47

For me, swinging it around that hard (and there isn't a "HUGE" amount to swing, just "average") zbdent Apr 2013 #16

guys like that swing thing, i have noticed. nt seabeyond Apr 2013 #49

Jury Results... JustJoe Apr 2013 #20

we are trying to take their penises now? what the fuck did i miss. lol. nt seabeyond Apr 2013 #51

First we came for their guns.... ismnotwasm Apr 2013 #72

Wait wut? MadrasT Apr 2013 #74

Holy shit... holy shit redqueen Apr 2013 #84

sure, but sigmasix Apr 2013 #22

When reading the op, takes this into consideration. boston bean Apr 2013 #24

omg. I just clicked Whisp Apr 2013 #88

OMG mercuryblues Apr 2013 #98

I KEEP saying, I've been reading 'Gravitys Rainbow' for, like a month now ismnotwasm Apr 2013 #23

i love me some good woo woo. nt seabeyond Apr 2013 #54

THe book isn't woo woo ismnotwasm Apr 2013 #67

gotcha. nt seabeyond Apr 2013 #69

I think whoever suggested that anyone DOES think so must be quite idiotic. Or willfully disruptive. Squinch Apr 2013 #25

With the good linen, I suppose. boston bean Apr 2013 #29

I see an etagere artfully arranged with Hummels and penises. Squinch Apr 2013 #33

The thimble collection? Nt boston bean Apr 2013 #36

Next to the commemorative spoons. Squinch Apr 2013 #38

And plates. But not with he fine china. Nt boston bean Apr 2013 #41

No. That would be tacky. Squinch Apr 2013 #43

Well ismnotwasm Apr 2013 #30

I used to go to Kiev Restaurant!!!! I wonder if I saw that penis! Squinch Apr 2013 #31

I'm kind of known for that in RL ismnotwasm Apr 2013 #64

clearly HOF stole it BainsBane Apr 2013 #86

Oh shit! ismnotwasm Apr 2013 #90

We wimmenz are cruel that way BainsBane Apr 2013 #91

that penis could really hold the room together... Whisp Apr 2013 #102

Mine are on the mantel. MuseRider Apr 2013 #34

I'm dying over here! Squinch Apr 2013 #39

Some people mount them on the walls. Nt boston bean Apr 2013 #45

I know I have. Squinch Apr 2013 #50

Ok, lol. boston bean Apr 2013 #53

Coat hooks? MuseRider Apr 2013 #99

The Icelandic Phallological Museum seabeyond Apr 2013 #60

AKA Phall-R-Us Squinch Apr 2013 #63

My daughter lives in Ypsilanti MI. ismnotwasm Apr 2013 #66

How does this happen? When you're drawing up the plans, do you not notice? Squinch Apr 2013 #68

I don't know; I was to busy cracking up and taking pictures ismnotwasm Apr 2013 #71

those paper roll things you get at the bank for pennies? Whisp Apr 2013 #89

Take a viagra, and you can hunt elk with it. Kennah Apr 2013 #27

Not all men need time to reload tridim Apr 2013 #28

Hey there fella BainsBane Apr 2013 #95

no more than open holes in the ground pose a danger nt msongs Apr 2013 #32

BEST THREAD ALL DAY! I have tears from laughing! Squinch Apr 2013 #56

are for real or are you some kind of plant? Skittles Apr 2013 #57

Not sure what you mean by plant? boston bean Apr 2013 #59

Depends on if he's using any bitchkitty Apr 2013 #58

Can't argue with that. boston bean Apr 2013 #62

Solution - Detachable Penis! Mnemosyne Apr 2013 #70

I linked to wiki ismnotwasm Apr 2013 #73

Cracks me up everytime I hear it. I went to nomobile youtube to link it, on an Ipad too. Mnemosyne Apr 2013 #77

I first read, "looks at man boobs and gets excited." Mnemosyne Apr 2013 #78

snort... lol nt seabeyond Apr 2013 #79

The things the mind sees, sometimes, ewww! nt Mnemosyne Apr 2013 #92

No, I don't actually BainsBane Apr 2013 #83

Amazing. redqueen Apr 2013 #87

Thanks for this edit. redqueen Apr 2013 #100

yep. Thanks for putting it so succinctly. nt boston bean Apr 2013 #101

what is it that grown men feel the need to go after the most hurt.... what fuckin pathetic seabeyond Apr 2013 #104

your edit breaks my heart. i was going ot do an OP for that poster. already she had scum go after seabeyond Apr 2013 #103

This is heartbreaking and DURHAM D Apr 2013 #108

After reading your edit... MadrasT Apr 2013 #105

I thought it too, but just never thought that is what he was referring to. boston bean Apr 2013 #106

shows complete lack of concern with rape survivors BainsBane Apr 2013 #107

This message was self-deleted by its author DURHAM D Apr 2013 #109

This message was self-deleted by its author ismnotwasm Apr 2013 #110

This message was self-deleted by its author seabeyond Apr 2013 #111

I would support that. MadrasT Apr 2013 #112

i agree. maybe lock so people who did not know, will understand what it is about. and let it sink. seabeyond Apr 2013 #113

Yes, I have considered locking as I stated in the edit. boston bean Apr 2013 #114