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58. is there a Lifetime Achievement category for Darwin Awards?

Abortion is murder.

I do not believe a woman should have the choice or freedom to kill her baby just because she was a slutty whore and dosen’t want to accept responsibility and raise the baby herself or give it to someone else who will.

http://108.171.182.16/sleeplessinaustin/about_me.html

Texas Republican, check.

I also do not support homosexuality. I think it’s disgusting, and morally wrong. I think it’s the trait of a defective human being.

I am old fashioned. I am conservative. I believe men should be men, and women should be women. God made Adam & Eve, not Adam & Steve.

Men should be men, and... where did you say Eve came from? Dudely parthenogenesis?

Furthermore, I do not believe homosexuals should be allowed to teach in schools or hold any type of job in which they have any type of interactions with children in which they could leave a false impression that homosexuality is ok on their young minds.

Now with that said, go ahead and ask me how I feel about Gay marriage…

And I will tell you that I am ok with that, because you know what, I’m just one person, I can’t stop it from happening, so if it’s going to happen, it’s going to happen, and I am a Wedding Photographer, so just think if they allow Gays to legally marry, the income I make from Wedding Photography basically would double overnight wouldn’t it! hahaha!!!!

At least he's a fair weather fascist. Although his income wouldn't double after this stunt without some kind of Roy Cohn zombie scenario.

I basically only concern myself with my own inner world near me, only stuff that has a direct impact on me and the little world around me.

Mild understatement.

I don’t go out of my way to recycle, I mean I don’t seperate my trash into different trash cans etc, plastic in one and this or that in the other like some people do. I don’t have time for that nonsense. The world will be here for as long as I live, and after I’m gone, whatever happens to this Earth is of no concern to me. I don’t have time for recycling. Let that be someone else’s job to sort out all of that stuff.

This is either a prank or the world's most average republican.

However, I do not like Rap or Hip Hop music. I do not even consider that to be real music. And I do not like Black people that listen to that kind of music. I do not like Black people that have a criminal record or smoke pot or do any other type of drugs. I do not like Black people that live in the “projects” or live off welfare or food stamps. I do not like Black people that do not have a full time job. I do not like Black people that wear their pants halfway down to their knees. And I do not like Black people that don’t speak proper English and pronounce their words correctly. I do not like Black people that dress like thugs or gangstas. I do not like uneducated Black People. And if you are a Black person that lives in East Austin or up North Austin around the Rundberg area then chances are I probably don’t like you either! So there! haha!!!!!

I am NOT racist. I just do NOT like ignorant, useless, TRASH.

A full time job like... part time wedding photographer?

And, I do not believe that Whites & Blacks should mix races sexually and have kids together.

At least he's not racist.

I think it’s ok for Whites & Hispanics. But not Blacks.

Then why didn't God create Adam and Eva?

I do not like Homeless people, bums, drunks, or drug users either, or anyone that participates in any type of criminal activity.

I also do not like White country types or Redneck types or Trailer trash types.

OK, everybody out of the dating pool. Even his right hand can't live up to these exacting standards.

I was on the Judge Judy TV show one time.

Hunh... apparently he sued his tattoo artist (and lost; see page 5), yet:

To me, tattoos just represent white trash or somone that’s been in prison.

Self-loathing "Worst Person in the World", or is this a freak Zeitgeisty publicity stunt like Mahir 2.0?

In order for you to get paid, you are going to have to find a girl that has interest in me, that I am also interested in, and a girlfriend/boyfriend relationship will have to become established before you will get paid. The amount of time that takes depends upon the chemistry the girl has with me. Everyone is different. Not everyone does things at the same speed. Some women are slower than others when it comes to things evolving into a actual girlfriend/boyfriend relationship. <...> But of course sex does have to happen for it to be considered a real girlfriend/boyfriend relationship, and it has to happen on more than just 2 or 3 seperate occassions. The girl has to get to a point where she considers herself girlfriend status, meaning we are in a exclusive long term relationship. See, these rules I’ve put into place right there, they should weed out all of the people that are just trying to make some fast easy money off of me.

http://108.171.182.16/sleeplessinaustin/faq.html

Easy money like selling my own kidneys on ebay?

I am thinking it’s going to take at least 2 months to 4 months to establish a real boyfriend/girlfriend relationship. It takes time for two people to get comfortable enough to be intimate with each other, and it takes time for two people to get to know each other. It takes a certain amount of time for people to even know if they want a long term relationship with each other or not. That’s just a estimate off the top of my head. Could take less time or more time though. But if & when it happens and evolves to that point, I will know, the girl will know, and I will let you know and pay you at that time. It’s also entirely possible that you could introduce me to a girl and we go out a few times but I just don’t hit it off with her or she dosen’t hit it off with me, in that case you would not get paid. I only pay for results.

(Hates "Black people that don’t speak proper English", check. Thinks the contraction of "does not" is "dosen't", double check.)

Forget about the whole madonna-whore-virgin-goddess nightmare... can you imagine being this guy's waitress?