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Got to love Borowitz. L0oniX Apr 2015 #1
Got it right again BrotherIvan Apr 2015 #2
The part about not being able to raise a billion dollars has been very seriously given as a djean111 Apr 2015 #3
We'll see. Meanwhile, America desperately needs to hear his voice and merrily Apr 2015 #20
I just signed up to send him money every month. CrispyQ Apr 2015 #27
... BeanMusical Apr 2015 #4
Very nice! tk2kewl Apr 2015 #5
Thanks! BeanMusical Apr 2015 #6
Most Excellent Post... Thank You !!! WillyT Apr 2015 #7
Thanks WillyT! BeanMusical Apr 2015 #8
Cute! (I wish I could print that uniformly! Curses! Outdone by an emoticon!) nt merrily Apr 2015 #21
Totally cool! n/t L0oniX Apr 2015 #25
Love it! CrispyQ Apr 2015 #28
very cool angrychair Apr 2015 #30
So very cool! :-D Pooka Fey Apr 2015 #35
Nevertheless, Bernie still has the legal right to run for President. At least for now. nt Zorra Apr 2015 #9
This should be onion material because it does not put our form of government in a good light AuntPatsy Apr 2015 #10
Borowitz is like the onion. christx30 Apr 2015 #17
See, and I think it should be NYT and LAT, ABC, CBS, NBC and MSNBC material. merrily Apr 2015 #22
K& R --Only half year old not yr and a half. nt ErikJ Apr 2015 #11
just realized that myself too tk2kewl Apr 2015 #12
Wonder if Bernie will be on the network shows on Sunday. That would be nice and still_one Apr 2015 #13
Love it! Omaha Steve Apr 2015 #14
Well I will personally kick in . . FairWinds Apr 2015 #15
MOI Iwillnevergiveup Apr 2015 #16
I think I can throw in a few bucks! smokey nj Apr 2015 #18
I kicked in before he announced. merrily Apr 2015 #23
+1 L0oniX Apr 2015 #24
k and r...nt Stuart G Apr 2015 #19
kick midnight Apr 2015 #26
Did he have anything to say about Clinton??? blkmusclmachine Apr 2015 #29
yes and it was good Ichingcarpenter Apr 2015 #32
This is total bullshit SmittynMo Apr 2015 #31
This was Borowitz and all tongue in cheek. nm rhett o rick Apr 2015 #39
You know that this is tongue in cheek by Borowitz?? nm rhett o rick Apr 2015 #41
Love it! tazkcmo Apr 2015 #33
"Clearly he (Bernie) didn't think this through" WTF? Oh wait, it's irony --- Pooka Fey Apr 2015 #34
This message was self-deleted by its author EEO Apr 2015 #36
Hillary Clinton Invites Bernie Sanders to Concede EEO Apr 2015 #37
This is why he could become the next President of the United States. RiverNoord Apr 2015 #38
Another Borowitz Great Satire: "Hillary Expected to Adopt All of Sanders’s Positions by Noon" KoKo Apr 2015 #40
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