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DetlefK

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4. But, but... Voting-machines are cool! They are way more modern than pen&paper!
Fri Nov 6, 2015, 09:16 AM
Nov 2015

Who wants to cast a dull and boring paper-ballot when you can do it at a shiny and blinking one-armed bandit... I mean voting-machine!

They have screens! TOUCH-SCREENS!

The US is the best country in the world and the american voters deserves no less than the best voting-equipment money can buy!

Disclaimer: The electronic voting-equipment you just bought will shows mild signs of technological deterioration within 5 years, strong malfunctions within 10 years and will no longer receive technical support in 15 years. The vendor recommends to buy new, state-of-the-art voting-machines each election-cycle to prevent malfunctions.

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