The Smartest Gal in the Big Tent By Manny [View all]

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By Manny Goldstein

There's been a lot of recent Moonbat Moaning about Debbie Wasserman Schultz (or DWS as we insiders call her): "Oh! She loses elections! Oh, she's OK with A STRONG WOMAN being President! Oh, she's stopping some old white guy from embarrassing himself by arguing with A STRONG WOMAN in public more than six times!"

This whingeing (notice the cool British spelling?) is a PERFECT example of why you people can only afford crappy ramen noodles and peanut butter, whilst people like me feast upon filet mignon on a bed of smashed potatoes with black truffles. I’m paid well not just because because Marc Mezvinsky once drank a bit too much and told me things, but also because I know how things really work in this real world that we really live in. And let me tell you that 2+2 doesn't always equal 4. Things are far more subtle than meets the eye, and DWS's ability to successfully lead our Party as DNC Chair is a perfect case in point. At first blush, her efforts may seem like the Titanic ramming the Lusitania with a hold full of nuclear weapons, but once you learn to think as we do, your jaws will drop in astonishment of her historic feats!

Let us begin our story when Howard Dean became DLC chair in 2005. Dean was green, but we figured that Rahm (as head of the DCCC) could teach him the difference between right and @#%$ing retarded by the time the 2006 elections hit. We didn't realize then that, like you Proles reading this, Vermont politicians have a hard time understanding how 2+2 doesn't equal 4, and we got in a whole heap of trouble.

The problem that was Dean wanted to win the thing! Idiot!

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(Mods this is about Bernie: So now you know why DWS is the greatest DNC Chair we have ever known, or will ever know. And the next time that wild-haired old white guy from Vermont tells you that peace somehow involves a lack of war, you’ll know to do: accuse him of sexism and racism.)