That is news across the nation, on the scene at the supermarket...some disturbance here... [View all]

[Omaha Steve]

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Hello, everyone, this is your action news reporter with all the news that is news across the nation, on the scene at the supermarket. There Seems to have been some disturbance here.

Pardon me, sir, did you see What happened?

Yeah, I did.

Some guy going by the name Omaha Steve parked his car in the lot out front. He saw the car next to his was "feeling the Bern". He decided to take a photo. Somebody stopped to see what he was taking a picture of. That person starts yelling about Bernie and gave OS a high five.

OS went in the store and the car was gone when he got back. I think it would have been a fun meeting with the owner of the other car.



My car is on the left. Two turn off Fox news, small no hobby lobby upper right, and Bernie sticker. Car on the Right has the magnet.

OS