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Traildogbob

(12,483 posts)
6. Those are lichens
Mon Dec 29, 2025, 09:44 AM
3 hrs ago

On his hands. His gentiles already have mushrooms sprouting up. Mosses are coming after detritus critters finish feeding on the corpse. The only thing that will grow from his pile of toxic soil will be poison Ivy.
And his cabinet will wallow in the plants to keep the cult alive. The women will chew the leaves for Marde Lardo lips and tight facial skin.
Long live the king. As poison Ivy.

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This is great! Akakoji 8 hrs ago #1
Those are lichens Traildogbob 3 hrs ago #6
Not enough. calimary 8 hrs ago #2
Better shape than those half his age? multigraincracker 7 hrs ago #3
Yikes! I wouldn't... Rhiannon12866 7 hrs ago #4
I watched the Meidas podcast today BigmanPigman 4 hrs ago #5
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