Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Meat packing facility accident? Mishap at an industrial hog farm?

[FSogol]

1. Massive stroke while writing Truff-Social Posts on a gold toilet?

[XanaDUer2]

2. I pray constantly

That makes me a bad person i guess. I actually had someone alert on me and i got 20 points taken off my account bc i suggested Id b fine w him going.

[Ocelot II]

3. That's the first question that comes to my mind when I wake up.

Drowned in the bathtub? Choked on a hamburger? Eaten by an alligator on a Florida golf course?

Not so far.

[C_U_L8R]

4. Exploding diaper.

methane build up meets open flame.

[Bettie]

5. Meteorite that takes out

a bunch of his evil band of dipshits with him?

[malaise]

6. Not yet

But several planets will be visible in my neck of the woods tonight—- so who knows what tomorrow will bring.😀

[dalton99a]

7. karma is still truant - but he could use a beautiful dose of cancer to get things started

[Orrex]

10. He should have been born with it

And suffered horribly every second of his interminable life

[Autumn]

8. No but I'm still holding on to hope.

[Dennis Donovan]

12. Ah damn...

I probably should self-delete this. Here's a broken YouTube link if you want to see it:

https://#www.youtube.com/watch?v=#HoUqvKJZryg (remove the hashtags).

[chicoescuela]

11. Could it happen in the most public and undignified way possible?

That’s what I hope for and yes this does make me a terrible person.

[Orrex]

13. The mic stand should have been three inches to the left

[chicoescuela]

21. I would respond but I am afraid of really bad and immediate karma.

[Orrex]

22. If karma were a thing, Trump would have fallen into a wood chipper in infancy

[chicoescuela]

23. for some reason, all rules of nature and the universe do apply to him. Luckiest bastard in the history of mankind

[hlthe2b]

14. I find perverse pleasure out of seeing your post every morning--even if it is met with disappointment...

[MiHale]

15. Pissed off Greenlander...maybe.?

[niyad]

16. Alas, no. The bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

[Midnight Writer]

17. We can only hope if he becomes ill that he follows the advice of RFK, Jr.

Nothing like eating roadkill to cure what ails you.

[FSogol]

18. Those would be some pretty hungry brainworms.

[mzmolly]

19. He's one day closer.

[alarimer]

20. Unfortunately, I'm afraid he'll defy the odds.

Evil seems to live forever. Like Kissinger.

For every good person that lives to 100 like Carter, there are half a dozen evil ones (this is a statistic I just made up).

[elocs]

24. Be careful what you wish for, you may get it because better the devil you know than the devil you don't.

Frankly, I'm disappointed because I thought we were better than this here, but evidently not. I'd expect this from the maga crowd.

[Orrex]

25. Ineffectual moralizing brought us to this point

Implying that a DUer is a MAGAt is often held to be inconsistent with the TOS, and in any case I’m unmoved by scolding or pearl-clutching.

I’ve seen videos describing the 10 most horrifically painful ways to die. Sometimes I imagine Trump sampling all of them, and I’m a better person for it.

[jls4561]

26. We'll know when Michael Che announces it on "Weekend Update".

Each week I’m hopeful.

[LetMyPeopleVote]

27. Sharing some positive thoughts. 🫖

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