Post a line from a TV show & see if anyone knows the show without using Google - Part 46

[red dog 1]

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(Guesses are always welcome)


1) "I dated a chick with three nipples one time.. Well, I thought it was a nipple..Turns out, it was a boil"

2) "Tommy, I need a ride downtown"

3) "Oh, I'm just a kid, sir!" (answered)

4) "Big steps and little 'uns'" (answered)

5) "The guy was an interior decorator!" (answered)

6) "And you expect to make enough money in the stock market to take Allbright to Cancun?"

7) "Sheesh, what a grouch!" (answered)

8) "Who died and made YOU T-Bone Walker?"

9) "I only came downtown to have one of my suits serviced!" (answered)

10) "Anybody touches my liquor'll get cut!"

11) "When I was a kid, you two were old ladies..Now I'm old, and you two are still old!"

12) "Heck no, we won't go!" (answered)

13) "The trouble with you Yanks is that you are oversexed, overpaid, and over here!" (answered)

14) "My name is Harry, and I'm an alcoholic!"

15) "I lost my shoe!"







More TV lines from Part 45:
https://democraticunderground.com/10181563019

[Irish_Dem]

1. 4) All Creatures Great and Small.

[red dog 1]

9. Yes

[Kittycatkat]

2. "How much is there?" "Neighborhood of 300k." "That'sa, that'sa...very respectable neighborhood."

[Kittycatkat]

15. I clearly don't know how to play this game, but it was fun none the less.

[flotsam2]

3. 5) "The guy was an interior decorator!"

The Sopranos.

[red dog 1]

10. You got it!

[Paulie "Walnuts" line]

Welcome to DU!

[Bayard]

4. "Homey don't play that."

[red dog 1]

11. In Living Color

[Wolf Frankula]

5. 7 is the Honeymooners.

Ed Norton used to say it.

Wolf

[red dog 1]

12. You got it, Wolf!

[VGNonly]

6. "The only way

that car is worth $500 is if there's a $300 hooker in the back seat".

[mercuryblues]

377. Better call Saul

[VGNonly]

7. #13

Band of Brothers?

[red dog 1]

13. Ding!

[Angleae]

8. Why can't you be a normal boy and swallow goldfish?

[red dog 1]

14. "I'll have a big salad"

[Mad_Dem_X]

38. Seinfeld

[red dog 1]

39. Yep

[Angleae]

16. Ladies and gentlemen, take my advice, pull down your pants and slide on the ice.

[red dog 1]

17. MASH

[Angleae]

19. Correct

[red dog 1]

22. I think it was the psychiatrist who visited MASH every so often

(I forget his name; I think he was a Major)

[Angleae]

23. Sidney Freedman

That's him. He says that line twice during the series.

[red dog 1]

24. Yep, that's him....I remembered his name about 6 hours after I posted that.

[red dog 1]

18. "Ward, weren't you a little hard on the Beaver last night?"

[Angleae]

20. Leave it to Beaver

[red dog 1]

21. Of course

[Disaffected]

342. Ah, the dirtiest line ever uttered

on family television.

[Angleae]

25. Alex is reading me "Robin Hood," where he robs from the poor and gives to the rich.

[Not Heidi]

144. Family Ties (I think)

Never watched it.

[red dog 1]

26. "I don't know anyone named Heywood Jablome!"

[Sky Jewels]

457. The Simpsons (Mo the bartender?)

[red dog 1]

467. Not the tv show I was thinking of

[Hint: It was a made for cable show]

[Angleae]

27. Love means never having to hear "i'm pregnant."

[red dog 1]

28. Married with Children?

[Angleae]

30. Nope

[red dog 1]

29. "How come Eddie's such a creepy guy?"

[Wolf Frankula]

64. Leave it to Beaver.

Eddie is Eddie Haskell.

Wolf

[red dog 1]

67. Ding!

[red dog 1]

31. "Your mother was working the Bon-Bon concession at the Eiffel Tower"

[red dog 1]

32. "A fat woman came into the shoe store today & said that she was a size five.."

[Angleae]

33. Married with Children

[red dog 1]

35. Of course

[Angleae]

34. I tried to use our ATM card, I stuck it in, it spit it out... and it laughed at me.

[red dog 1]

36. "It was just me and my computer...and the girls from Planet Slut"

[VGNonly]

37. "34 59 20

106 36 52"

[red dog 1]

40. "Oof, Madone! He looks terrible!"

[red dog 1]

41. "I had a dream last night that a hamburger was eating ME!"

[red dog 1]

42. "The crowd is, uh..curious, but well-behaved; and I think I hear something now..Uh, the crowd

is moving out into the parking area; and, oh yes! I can see it now...It's a..It's a..helicopter and it's coming this way"

[susanr516]

47. WKRP in Cincinnati

Les Nesmith said it.

[red dog 1]

49. Yeah, Les was doing a live on-the-scene report from a Cincinnati mall

[red dog 1]

43. "The only thing all-gassed-up in that Jeep was us!"

[Angleae]

44. MASH

[red dog 1]

48. Ding!

Bartinnero!!

[Tribetime]

45. Any last requests before we kill you mr. #####.....yes

don't kill me

[Tribetime]

46. 14 dumb and dumber?

[red dog 1]

50. No, it's from a TV show

[red dog 1]

51. "The guy was an interior decorator!"

[MatthewHatesTrump2]

245. The Sopranos?

[red dog 1]

248. It's from the episode called "Pine Barrons"

[red dog 1]

52. "Quickly as you can, snatch the pebble from my hand"

[Harker]

53. "Kung Fu."

...Grasshopper

[red dog 1]

54. You got it, Hark

[Harker]

55. That's near the tail end of my viewership, Red! n/t

[Angleae]

56. I could've used a little more cowbell.

[Not Heidi]

142. Christopher Walken, Saturday Night Live

[Angleae]

143. Correct

[red dog 1]

57. "What was I thinking when I said 'I do'? I'd already had sex with her, I didn't need that again.."

[red dog 1]

58. "They're minerals, Marie!"

[Sky Jewels]

447. Everybody Loves Raymond?

[red dog 1]

473. No, it wasn't a sit-com

(But it sure was a popular TV show)

[red dog 1]

59. "You big dummy!"

[Mad_Dem_X]

61. Sanford & Son

[red dog 1]

62. Absolutely!

[Angleae]

60. Bob and June Wheeler, ya Yugoslavian recidivist knuckleheads, you! What the heck brings you by?

[red dog 1]

63. "Who turns down a Junior Mint?"

[Mad_Dem_X]

69. Seinfeld

[red dog 1]

72. Ding!

[Wolf Frankula]

65. "I like movies about life in the future."

and

"My get up and go got up and went."

Both from the same character in the same show.

Wolf

[Wolf Frankula]

98. Hint. The Movie was One Million B.C.

Wolf

[Angleae]

66. This is the city ...

[Mad_Dem_X]

70. Dragnet?

[Angleae]

71. Yes

[red dog 1]

68. "How'd you like one across yo' lips?"

[red dog 1]

73. "Pow! Right in the kisser!"

[Angleae]

74. The Honeymooners?

[red dog 1]

76. Absolutely!

[Angleae]

75. And look at that, it's a Ronald Reagan pen, it's got no point.

[Brother Buzz]

80. Was it that sitcom staring a space alien who wore rainbow suspenders?

[Angleae]

81. Why yes it was.

[red dog 1]

77. "A cow house?"

[VGNonly]

233. "Yea were the cows live"

[red dog 1]

78. "Cheeseburger, Cheeseburger!"

[Angleae]

79. SNL

[red dog 1]

82. Ding!

[red dog 1]

83. "You hear what I said, Ton?"

[red dog 1]

84. "When I was a kid I was afraid of clowns."

[Angleae]

85. Would you like to be a chef? / Nah, I'd rather be a man.

[First Speaker]

86. "He struck Voltaire!"

[red dog 1]

87. "I only live here, I don't have anything to do with the dead people"

[red dog 1]

88. "Sit on it, Richie!"

[Wolf Frankula]

89. Happy Days.

Wolf

[red dog 1]

90. That's it!

[red dog 1]

91. "I'll have a big salad"

[Sky Jewels]

452. Seinfeld (Elaine)

[red dog 1]

471. Correctamundo!

[Angleae]

92. We live for the One, we die for the One!

[Wolf Frankula]

234. Babylon Five

Wolf

[Angleae]

235. Correct

[red dog 1]

93. "Tris, there's vomit all over the passenger seat!"

(British)

[Angleae]

94. I'm a bird! I'm a plane! I'm a choo-choo train! Touchdown!

[red dog 1]

95. "ELVIS IS CHARGING!!!"

[Harker]

96. "A little song, a little dance...

a little seltzer down your pants."

[Mad_Dem_X]

108. The Mary Tyler Moore Show

[Harker]

112. Chuckles the Clown's funeral.

Yep!

[red dog 1]

97. I said Cheetos not Fritos"

[VGNonly]

213. "Jesus, they're not rocks,

they're minerals!"

[red dog 1]

217. Ding!

[Angleae]

99. Well unlike sex with you Peg, this is important to me.

[red dog 1]

100. Married with Children

[Angleae]

102. Of course

[red dog 1]

101. "You don't need glasses, you're just weak!"

[Mad_Dem_X]

107. Seinfeld

[red dog 1]

110. Yep, a Frank Costanza line

[red dog 1]

103. "Just 'cause you shot Jesse James, don't make you Jesse James"

[red dog 1]

104. "Shut the fu#k up and let me die in peace!"

[red dog 1]

105. "Mulva?"

[Mad_Dem_X]

106. Seinfeld

[red dog 1]

109. Yes

[red dog 1]

111. "Mary, the waiter made a mistake..You ordered Surf and Turf..They brought you steak & lobster"

[Not Heidi]

140. The Mary Tyler Moore Show

Spoken by Ted Baxter, no doubt.

[red dog 1]

163. Nope, good guess though

[Not Heidi]

165. Oh, darn.

[red dog 1]

218. Hint: It was a sit-com from the late 1990's

[red dog 1]

113. "My name might as well be Fatty McButterpants!"

[red dog 1]

114. "Is this a piece of your brain?"

[Harker]

118. Farty Towels...

Basil to Mrs. Richardson.

[red dog 1]

119. She was a cheapskate who didn't want to waste batteries using her hearing aid

"C.K. Watt?"

[Harker]

120. Who's Watt?

[red dog 1]

123. When that old lady asked Manuel who the manager was, he said "SI"...then "Que?" then "What?"

and she thought he was saying that the manager was named C.K. Watt

[Harker]

124. I was going for the "who's on first?" vibe. n/t

[red dog 1]

125. I don't know's on third

[Harker]

127. ...

[Brother Buzz]

115. I know, I must have been born under an unlucky star....

You know I have filled out entry blanks for every single drawing in the supermarket for the last twelve years, and the only thing I ever won was a coupon for a small little jar of tomato paste. But they were out of tomato paste, and by the time they got more in, my coupon had expired. And now I have venereal disease.

[red dog 1]

116. Married with Children?

(Sounds like something Al Bundy would say)

[Brother Buzz]

121. A decade earlier, and said by a woman

Both were steeped in dysfunctionality, but the one I'm thinking of might be best describbed as an evening soap opera.

I often thought Norman Lear was inspired by The Serial, but set it in a fictional town in Ohio with loopy charactors

The Serial: A Year in the Life of Marin County (often referred to as The Serial) is a satirical novel about Marin County, California, written by Cyra McFadden.[1] Beginning in 1976, the book's chapters had been serialized in the Marin County alternative weekly newspaper Pacific Sun, as well as the San Francisco Chronicle. It was first published in book form in 1977

Cyra (hot tubs and peacock feathers) McFadden was my neighbor back in the day

[red dog 1]

122. I remember The Pacific Sun

(And I used to work at The S.F. Chronicle)

I'll see if my local library has that book on CD...it sounds very interesting.

[Brother Buzz]

128. There's a curious Martin Mull connection between The Serial and the mystery TV show

Martin Mull starred in the film, Serial, and did Fernwood Tonight, the summer replacement for the Lear nighttime soap opera that took place in the fictional town of Fernwood, Ohio.

I never saw the film, but I just discovered Tommy Smothers did a cameo in it as Reverend Spike!

[red dog 1]

130. I think Tommy Smothers lived in Marin County at one time

(He now owns Remick Ridge Vineyards in Sonoma County)

[Brother Buzz]

152. He's owned it for forty years, and it's been on the market for three

The vineyard was named after his grandfather, Ed Remick, who basically built and ran it early on. Tommy hasn't made wine for a long time; he discontinued the Smothers Brothers label and introduced the Remick label years ago. The Kenwood store closed a LONG time ago.



Arrowhead made the wine for years, but now they purchase the grapes, and even manage the vines, to produce their own label.



Tom Smothers was no stranger to Marin County in the late fifties and early sixties. There are some cool stories of him encountering restaurateur extraordinaire, Juanita Musson in Sausalito (Her joints got jumping after the bars closed); having a HUGE saggy breast slung over your shoulder is something you don't easily forget and Tommy experienced it more then once.

[red dog 1]

162. We ate at Juanita's somewhere up in Sonoma County

(I think the place burned down)

Later on, we once ate at her restaurant in Port Costa.

She always wore that muumuu and she loved animals.
(Juanita owned as pets)
"a white turkey, monkeys, parrots, deer, chickens, goats, dogs, cats and other creatures that were allowed to run around her restaurants"

[ShazzieB]

147. Soap!

[Brother Buzz]

150. No. Same era, but more soapy

Soap was a night-time parody of daytime soap operas in weekly installments. This wacko one was on nightly, Monday through Friday

Two seasons, 325 episodes!

[ShazzieB]

297. Mary Hartman, Mary Hartman?

[Brother Buzz]

298. Winner, Winner, Chicken Dinner

[red dog 1]

117. "I've eaten a river of liver and an ocean of fish!"

[Angleae]

126. MASH

[red dog 1]

129. Ding!

[red dog 1]

131. "Showers are the opiate of the fragrant, Mary"

[red dog 1]

132. "Mom, you don't have to worry about me going all the way with Todd..I'm saving myself for my

one true love - Marvin Hamlisch"

[Not Heidi]

139. Lisa Loopner, Saturday Night Live

We miss you, Gilda. ♥️

[red dog 1]

161. Yes, Lisa Lupner

her boyfriend was Todd Dilamuca (Pizzaface)

We miss you, Gilda!

[red dog 1]

133. "Now I lay me down to sleep, a bag of peanuts at my feet...If I should die before I wake,

give them to my brother Jake"

[Emile]

134. "What a revoltin' development this is!"

[Harker]

154. William Bendix in "The Life of Riley."

Also, I think, Thing from "The Fantastic Four."

[Emile]

168. You must be old as dirt!

[Harker]

169. Getting there!

My mother was a big fan of Bendix, but Riley was off the air by '59 when I showed up screaming and crying.

[red dog 1]

171. Come on now, "The DU Lounge is supposed to be a friendly, welcoming place for everyone."

["You must be as old as dirt" is far from friendly]


Lighten up, Frances!

[Emile]

175. My wife tells me that every year on my birthday. I think it's funny.

[Angleae]

135. Two thumbs up.

[Harker]

155. At the Movies.

Siskel and Ebert.

[Angleae]

157. Yes

[Angleae]

136. Bite my shiny metal ass!

[Not Heidi]

138. Mystery Science Theater 3000

[Angleae]

141. Nope

[Not Heidi]

145. Damn.

[Harker]

153. Bender from Futurama.

[Angleae]

158. Correct

[Not Heidi]

137. All from the same show

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A
Query: "Would you feel I was violating your civil rights if I asked if you were married?"
Response: "Presbyterian."


B
Query: “Whatever happened to the good old days when they had wars in England?"
Response: "You'd find a way to mispronounce London.”


C
He: "You know what? You got spunk."
She (self-effacingly): "Well . . . yes."
He: "I HATE spunk!"

D
"I'm sorry I had to put you on hold. I was pulling up my socks."

[ShazzieB]

149. The Mary Tyler Moire Show

I only recognized one (C), but that was enough!

[Not Heidi]

151. I figured that one would give it away.

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You win the $5,000 and the rest of your clothes!

[sky_masterson]

146. "He is behind me, and you are in front of me, If you value your lives, be somewhere else"

.

[Harker]

156. "There is nothing wrong with your television set."

[red dog 1]

159. "Wild guess) The Outer Limits?

[Harker]

164. The Control Voice!

I was a child, and begged to be allowed to stay up late enough to watch, but the Control Voice and the music would have me running to bed to hide.

[red dog 1]

170. Was it The Outer Limits?

[Harker]

191. Yep! Sorry for the delay. n/t

[red dog 1]

197. It was a wild guess

[Harker]

198. And a good one!

I'll be borrowing them from a nearby library soon.

The stories tended to be pretty good.

By modern standards, most of the creatures were pretty hokey, but that's just part of the charm.

[red dog 1]

160. "They killed Kenny!"

[Not Heidi]

166. You bastards!

There are two letters missing from that line, to wit:

Oh, my god! They killed Kenny! You bastards! TM

Oh, yeah. South Park. Ample parking, day or night.

[red dog 1]

172. "They killed Kenny!" is close enough, imo

[Not Heidi]

176. Agreed - I just thought that "TM" -

Trade Mark - should be added to the line.

[Not Heidi]

167. how about a theme song?

Here's an almost entire theme song (only the name is omitted) because - I don't know what it is, but I just love it. It tickles me to no end. Those of you of a certain age will get it in a snap. (If you get it, post the YouTube? I'm YouTube impaired.)

Hint: The show was a spinoff.
Another hint: the star was an Academy Award winner and the winner of seven Emmys.

Whooo maaakes theeee fog surrounding the Golden Gate simply disappear?
[Name! Name!]
Who makes the warning bells on the cable cars play "The Gang's All Here?"
[Name! Name!]
Who charms the crabs on Fisherman's Wharf right out of their shells?
Who lights the lamps of Chinatown just by walking in view?
Whooo?
[Name! Name! Name!] - It sure isn't youuuuu.

Bonus points: where is this show set?

[red dog 1]

173. "How about a (TV) theme song?" would make a good DU Lounge thread

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Why don't you post it?.....(It's a novel idea)

[red dog 1]

178. It must have been set in my home town, San Francisco.

[red dog 1]

174. "You are a Blowfish"

[VGNonly]

192. "Totally Kafkaesque"

[red dog 1]

194. Hey, you're about to have 6,000 posts

(Congrats)

BB is the best TV crime drama ever, imo

[VGNonly]

200. "You are a time bomb,

tick tick ticking and I have no intention of being around for the boom."

Mike was the best of the best.

I hadn't noticed my count, thank you. Congrats for you too!

[red dog 1]

177. "Don't be alarmed, it's only my wife laughing"

[Harker]

190. Fawlty Towers. n/t

[red dog 1]

193. You got it, Hark

[red dog 1]

179. "I know stealing a foot is weird"

[MatthewHatesTrump2]

246. Six Feet Under

(Love that show)

[red dog 1]

247. I love it too!

[red dog 1]

181. "He's from Barcelona!"

[Harker]

189. Fatty Owls. n/t

[red dog 1]

196. Fatty Owls it is

[red dog 1]

182. "Bud, I'm gonna kill you and then I'm gonna bury you alive"

[Angleae]

183. Married with Children?

[red dog 1]

185. You got it!

[Angleae]

184. I now pronouce you man and woman. You many now ignore the bride.

[jmowreader]

203. Lots of MASH questions tonight

[Angleae]

207. It seems to be a favorate. But it is so quoteable.

[red dog 1]

186. "Get down Lester!"

[red dog 1]

187. "Well, I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy"

[Brother Buzz]

214. Fernwood Tonight

That's when we learned Tom Waits was living at the corner of Bedlam and Squalor.

Oh it's also the episode where he introduced us to The Piano Has Been Drinking (Not Me).

[red dog 1]

216. Tom Waits is God, imo

[Brother Buzz]

220. Jesus Christ and God and all them cats, they don't know anything

But Dan Hicks and Tom Waits Will Tell You Why That Is!

[red dog 1]

188. "Dr. Neesam, I find you to be pompous, judgmental, and completely self-absorbed...

Would you be my friend?"

[red dog 1]

195. "Hello, ball"

[Harker]

199. Norton! The Honeymooners. n/t

[red dog 1]

215. Ding!

[red dog 1]

201. "It's like an ad for a weight loss center...Before, and way before!"

[Angleae]

202. As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly.

[VGNonly]

210. My favorite sitcoms ever

WKRP and Barney Miller.

[Angleae]

212. One of the most epic episodes on TV ever.

[jmowreader]

204. "This is an ex-parrot!"

[Harker]

205. No, no. He's resting - look!

Monty Python.

[jmowreader]

208. The best line in that sketch...

…was when John Cleese claimed he knew a dead parrot when he saw one.

How did he not know a dead parrot when he bought it?

[Harker]

209. It was pining for the fjords.

Oh, those Norwegian Blues.

[Calista241]

206. Indeed!

[red dog 1]

224. Too vague...that word is probably in hundreds of movies.

[VGNonly]

211. "I'm a communistic

atheistic, marxist, card-carrying..."

"Boleshevik?"

"No, honest"

[red dog 1]

219. "Can't you see that, Al?"

[Angleae]

221. I see NOTHING! I know NOTHING!

[Mad_Dem_X]

222. Hogan's Heroes

[Angleae]

223. Yes

[red dog 1]

225. "I'll have a double chub, chub, chubby...I'll have a double chub, chub, chub, chubby....I'll have a

double Chubby Cheeseburger!"

[red dog 1]

226. "I'm like a phoenix rising from Arizona"

[red dog 1]

227. "Your meatloaf is mushy/Your Salmon Croquettes are oily/and your Eggplant Parmesan is

a disgrace to this house!"

[Mad_Dem_X]

230. Seinfeld

[red dog 1]

240. Ding!

[Angleae]

228. Women. You can't live with 'em. Pass the beernuts.

[Mad_Dem_X]

236. Cheers

[Angleae]

237. Yes

[MatthewHatesTrump2]

229. Number 12 is WKRP in Cincinnati

[red dog 1]

239. Ding!

[MatthewHatesTrump2]

231. Number 3 is MASH

[red dog 1]

241. You got it!

[VGNonly]

232. "You're not Kevin Costner"

"I was last night"

[MatthewHatesTrump2]

238. Is number 9 from WKRP?

Venus Flytrap line, I think

[red dog 1]

242. Yep

[red dog 1]

243. "Could the package have survived?"

[VGNonly]

244. "Give me some of that

expensive Champaign... Don Peri Don."

[red dog 1]

249. "God don't make no mistakes, that's how he got to be God"

[MatthewHatesTrump2]

250. "He's a close talker!"

[red dog 1]

251. Seinfeld

[red dog 1]

252. "Hey, hosehead"

[Sky Jewels]

448. Welcome Back Kotter?

I remember the line "Up your nose with a rubber hose." ... Could be wrong though.

Or possibly the SCTV sketch, but they called each other "hosers" ... so probably not.

[red dog 1]

253. (Forgive me if I posted this line before) "Why did you seat us so close to the kitchen?

Is it because we're black?"

[red dog 1]

254. "I ain't taking no orders. I can be a Sunshine Lady if I wanna be. And I wanna be. And I am."

[Sky Jewels]

458. Edith from All in the Family.

She stood up to Archie. Good for her!

[red dog 1]

461. Edith Bunker is correct!

[red dog 1]

255. "I thought ironic meant made up entirely of iron"

[red dog 1]

256. "Who turns down a Junior Mint?"

[Sky Jewels]

435. Seinfeld

[red dog 1]

479. Ding!

[Angleae]

257. It's a dog eat dog world, and I'm wearing Milkbone underwear.

[VGNonly]

275. Norm on Cheers

[Angleae]

276. Correct

[red dog 1]

258. "What do I look like? Scarface?"

[red dog 1]

259. "He killed 16 Czechoslovakians!"

[red dog 1]

260. "Needless to say...you're dead to me"

[red dog 1]

261. "It's called gravity, Douglas, and it's coming for ya'"

[Angleae]

262. United States Canada Mexico Panama Haiti Jamaica Peru

[red dog 1]

263. "This is my own private domicile and I will not be harassed...Bitch!"

[VGNonly]

268. "I'll have my guys

deliver it on a little satin pillow"

[red dog 1]

270. Best TV Drama Series ever!

[VGNonly]

272. In that episode

Sunset there is a snafu. When Hank peels off the tape, you can see light shining through from the inside. But in previous episodes, the tape is on both sides.

[red dog 1]

264. The word "Metrosexual" is never to be uttered in this house ever again!

[red dog 1]

265. "Ride-along Rivera?"

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Hint; Same TV show as the previous one (Made for Cable)

[Angleae]

266. Hekawi not fighters! Hekawi lovers!

[VGNonly]

273. F-Troop?

[Angleae]

274. Yes

[VGNonly]

277. Melody Patterson

who played Wrangler Jane was only 15 when the show debuted. She falsified her age. Larry Storch, Corporal Agarn, is still living. He is 99.

[VGNonly]

267. "I'm off to

State Tech Ag Central College Tech"

[Angleae]

269. The truth is out there.

[Sky Jewels]

443. The X Files

[Angleae]

446. Correct

[red dog 1]

271. "We should have stopped at Roy Rogers"

[red dog 1]

278. "Oh, I love surprises. It's funny that you never suspect them"

[red dog 1]

279. "How was Boca, Uncle Jun?"

[red dog 1]

280. "You're an insane, degenerate piece of filth, and you deserve to die!"

[VGNonly]

304. "What, is the mall

closed or something?"

[red dog 1]

306. ?

[VGNonly]

308. After Jessie flips when Walter

suggests the junkyard, Tuco comes back with a similar retort.

[red dog 1]

309. OK. I remember that now

(Tuco was a powerful character)

[VGNonly]

310. "Whats this stuff...

it's blue...?"

"It may be blue, but its the bomb"

[red dog 1]

468. "Blue, yellow, pink. Whatever, man, just keep bringing me that!"

Tuco Salamanca

[Angleae]

281. Come on down!

[red dog 1]

282. "her breath smells so bad it could singe your nose hairs"

[red dog 1]

283. "Got a room for tonight, mate?'

[red dog 1]

284. "Dick, when life gives you lemons, just shut up & eat the damn lemons!"

[red dog 1]

285. "Is this a piece of your brain?"

[Angleae]

286. Life, Liberty, and Pursuit of happy hour.

[red dog 1]

287. "I've come a long way from St. Louie, but not far enough....B.B. King is gonna kill me!"

[red dog 1]

288. "We interrupt this program to annoy you and make things generally irirtting"

[red dog 1]

289. "I'll tell you why..Because I have a BIG MOUTH!"

[red dog 1]

290. "Wakey, wakey, hands off snakey"

[Sky Jewels]

453. Will & Grace?

[red dog 1]

469. Nope

It's from an NBC sit-com that only ran 4 years.

[Angleae]

291. What have you got for an opening act this time? A Chinese gorilla dancing ballet?

[red dog 1]

292. "Ever since I said 'I do', there are so many things I don't"

[Just_Vote_Dem]

293. #14

Night Court?

[red dog 1]

295. Nope

It's from a sit-com

[red dog 1]

294. "Ward, don't you think you were a little hard on the Beaver last night?"

[Stuart G]

483. Leave It To Beaver

[red dog 1]

484. Yes,

[red dog 1]

296. "I'm like King Midas in reverse..Everything I touch turns to shit!"

[Angleae]

299. Good evening, this is the fake news.

[Sky Jewels]

436. Early SNL?

[Angleae]

441. Yep

[Sky Jewels]

442. I can hear Chevy Chase delivering that line.

[red dog 1]

300. "Gas Passer, Bass Haster, what's the difference?"

[red dog 1]

301. "I watched Jane die!"

[VGNonly]

319. "You weren't supposed to wake up"

"Ever..?"

[red dog 1]

346. "Leave me alone and let me die in peace"

[red dog 1]

302. "Woodrow and I are going to have a baby"

[VGNonly]

303. "A Diet Coke...

and 5 minutes of your time"

[VGNonly]

305. "How do you know

you even got chromosomes kid"

[red dog 1]

307. "You're just as pretty as any of them....You just need a nose job."

[Mad_Dem_X]

576. Seinfeld

[bedazzled]

312. I've got a tarantula with an eye the size of a meatball setting up home in my joy department!

Definitely a negative situation

[VGNonly]

313. "That ones so uptight

she probably has a wood chipper for a coochie"

[red dog 1]

320. Breaking Bad

Todd's uncle, I think.

[Elliot Waves]

314. "Filithy hippie"

I have one for you. No peeking now.... I still crack up every time I see this scene...

"Sir, this prisoner is by nature a filthy hippie. He was trying to desert, but he was so high on marijuana that he tripped and fell onto the barbed wire, Sir."

[red dog 1]

315. Welcome to DU!

[Elliot Waves]

316. Thanks red dog 1

[Angleae]

317. Sis, boom, bah.

[red dog 1]

321. "Describe the sound made when a sheep explodes"?

The Tonight Show starring Johnny Carson
(Carnac The Magnificent)

[Angleae]

322. Absolutely

[red dog 1]

323. That was probably written by Pat McCormick, one of The Tonight Show writers.

[VGNonly]

318. "Have you given any thought

of sending him to Belize?"

[red dog 1]

325. Breaking Bad?

[red dog 1]

324. "May Your liquor be cold, may your women be hot,

and may all your problems just slide off like snot"

[red dog 1]

326. "Whatever you say, Grandpappy B."

[red dog 1]

327. "Guy was an Interior Decorator"

[red dog 1]

328. "He sells spoons"

[Harker]

334. T-h-h-h-h-h-h-poons.

[Harker]

335. The spoon specialist was played by the same guy who

owned the bar where Babs worked in "Frenzy."

[red dog 1]

336. No kidding!

[Angleae]

329. I yam what i yam and that's all that I yam, I'm _________________

[Sky Jewels]

456. Popeye the Sailor Man?

[Angleae]

459. Yes

[red dog 1]

330. 'Ya better keep a civilian tongue in here"

[Harker]

338. Sounds like Archie. n/t

[red dog 1]

340. Ding!

[red dog 1]

331. "Hey Deac, let me ask you, do you think Carrie's gained weight?"

[red dog 1]

332. "The only thing all gassed up in that Jeep was us!"

[Angleae]

333. MASH

[red dog 1]

339. Ding!

[red dog 1]

337. "Can it core a apple?"

[red dog 1]

341. "We interrupt this program to annoy you and make things generally irritating"

[Harker]

345. Do I hear John Cleese?

[red dog 1]

347. Close, very close

[Harker]

349. Michael Palin?

[red dog 1]

351. I don't know, the thread is "post a line from a TV show"

So, what TV show was it?

[Harker]

352. Oop. I'm losing it.

Monty Python's Flying Circus-s-s-s!

[red dog 1]

355. WinnerWinnerChickenDinner!

[Harker]

356. Thanks! I'll just have the salad, please. n/t

[Angleae]

343. I am an urban informer. I am not a snitch.

[red dog 1]

344. "You're a dirty old man, ya' know that?"

[red dog 1]

348. "You snobs. You stupid stuck-up, toffee-nosed, half-witted, upper-class piles of pus"

[Sky Jewels]

449. Monty Python?

Or maybe Fawlty Towers?

[red dog 1]

472. It was Fawlty Towers

[Sky Jewels]

492. I had a feeling it was John Cleese.

I could hear him saying a line like that.

[red dog 1]

350. "Hey Rich, I think the guy in the Henry J is hungry; he just threw a menu at me"

[VGNonly]

353. "You got jacked

by a guy named Spooge?"

[red dog 1]

354. "With George Bailey, the town is boring, Without him, there's nightclubs and bars. It's fabulous.

I wish he hadn't been born."

[red dog 1]

357. "You want to know why, Alice? I'll tell you why!"

[Stuart G]

482. Honeymooners. I can't spell. Is that correct?

[red dog 1]

485. Yes

[red dog 1]

358. "Got a room for tonight, mate?'

[red dog 1]

359. "I always wanted to be an architect"

[red dog 1]

360. "Uh, I'm just a kid, sir"

[red dog 1]

361. "Say my name!"

[red dog 1]

362. "Let me understand, You got the hen, the chicken, and the rooster. The rooster goes with the chicken

So, who's having sex with the hen?"

[red dog 1]

363. "Why have you seated us here by the kitchen? Is it because we're black?

[red dog 1]

364. "Your meatloaf is mushy, your Salmon Croquettes are oily, and your Eggplant Parmesan

is a disgrace to this house!"

[red dog 1]

365. "I have seen better organized creatures than you running round farmyards with their heads cut off"

[red dog 1]

366. "I don't understand kids. When I was her age, I never would've taken a foot."

[red dog 1]

367. "Good morning, Richie. Would you like Corn Flakes for breakfast, dear?"

[Sky Jewels]

438. Happy Days

[red dog 1]

474. You Got It!

[red dog 1]

368. "Mary, there's something I have to tell you..I come from another world."

[red dog 1]

369. "Your mambo days are over. You want to wiggle? Wiggle over to the stove and get my supper!"

[red dog 1]

370. "Luke, the barn's on fire!"

[red dog 1]

371. "Can it core a apple?"

[red dog 1]

372. "The bomb is at the transmitter!"

[red dog 1]

373. "Sorry, I don't speak maid"

[red dog 1]

374. "Experience has taught me that behind every toothy grin hides an extra row of teeth."

[red dog 1]

375. "Hold it , Bill..I've heard Penthouse letters that were more plausible than this"

[red dog 1]

376. "I know cigarettes could kill me, and so could Donnie Jones"

[red dog 1]

378. "I ordered French fries, not frozen potato planks placed in the general vicinity of some

warm grease."

[red dog 1]

379. "I've killed a lot of old people in my time, and I'm not above doing it again."

[red dog 1]

380. "When someone plays mind games with Les Nessman, they're walking on thin ice."

[Angleae]

381. WKRP

[red dog 1]

476. You Got It!

(Sorry for the delay..I just now saw your reply)

[red dog 1]

382. "Yeah, I'll have a double-dub, uh-uh-a-a-Chubby-a-double Chubby-a-Chubby-Chubby

a double Chubby- a-double-Chubby-a chub-a-I'll have a-doub- I'll have a double Chubby Cheesburger"

[VGNonly]

383. "There are so many stars

visible in New Mexico, I will walk out there to get a better look."

[VGNonly]

384. "Lydia oh Lydia

have you seen Lydia the tattooed lady"

[Harker]

385. "You Bet Your Life" I know that one.

[red dog 1]

386. "The only thing gassed up in that Jeep was us"

[Angleae]

387. MASH

[red dog 1]

388. You got it

[VGNonly]

389. "Southern Peru

74, before the rains"

[red dog 1]

390. "Ah, the Ivy-covered halls of UCLA, where the highest artistic achievement is

becoming Anson Williams' manager."

(Hint: a short-lived sit-com co-starring a very famous actor)

[red dog 1]

391. "Needless to say...You're dead to me!"

[red dog 1]

392. "Well if you don't like duck, then you're rather stuck, hahaha"

[red dog 1]

393. "It was like I was swimming through a flabby-armed spanking machine."

[red dog 1]

394. "A satisfied customer; We should have him stuffed."

[Harker]

411. Farty Towels...

[red dog 1]

426. Farty Towels it is

(Sorry it took me so long to reply, I guess I didn't see it)

[red dog 1]

395. "Quittin' smokin' is kinda like going to prison, if you can last three days, you'll be fine"

[red dog 1]

396. "Thank you, Mrs. Lupner"

[Sky Jewels]

437. Pre-1980 SNL

Loved those sketches so much!

[red dog 1]

477. Ding!

"Oh, Todd!"

[red dog 1]

397. (fictional song lyrics from a TV show)

"Love is murder, murder is love
I'm a rock'n'roll hoodlum with a black leather glove"

(Extra credit if you can name the fictional rock band as well as the TV show)

[red dog 1]

398. "You know what we call problems in sales? We call them opportunities."

[red dog 1]

399. "Woodrow and I are going to have a baby."

[red dog 1]

400. "How would you like your eyes in the bottom of a martini glass, 'cause I can do it"

[Angleae]

401. So... I lied; I cheated; I bribed men to cover the crimes of other men; I am an accessory to murder.

But the most damning thing of all it's I think I can deal with it. And if I'd have to do it all over again... I would.

[Angleae]

402. Oh, hi. I looked in the mirror and I'm getting boobs. (hangs up phone)

[Angleae]

403. Kill the wabbit, kill the wabbit.

[Stuart G]

408. Bugs & Daffy...cartoon characters......

[Angleae]

409. Yes Elmer Fudd/Bugs

[Stuart G]

410. OH NO..i forgot, Elmer Fudd. Oh No.. .I got to add this: I met one of the creators: Chuck Jones

Met him in the 90s, & bought a cartoon cell, with a message signed by Chuck Jones.

[Angleae]

404. Nobody can get the truth out of me because even I don't know what it is.

[VGNonly]

405. "I need a dust filter

for a Hoover Max Extra 60 Pressure Pro"

[red dog 1]

417. Breaking Bad?

[red dog 1]

480. I think I remember that line from Breaking Bad.

[orleans]

406. here's one from a tv show:

"my hip, my back, my leg"

[Stuart G]

407. "Beam Me Up Scotty"

[red dog 1]

416. Star Trek?

[Stuart G]

418. Yes.

[red dog 1]

412. "Life didn't pass me by, it sat on my head"

[red dog 1]

413. "He Marvin Gayed his own nephew!"

[red dog 1]

414. "Your mambo days are over..."

[VGNonly]

415. "Don't know if I want to be

a fry cook or a brain surgeon"

[Stuart G]

419. "I'm Buffalo Bob"

[Stuart G]

420. "Introducing Mary Hartline"

[Stuart G]

421. My name is Paladin

[Angleae]

424. Have gun will travel

[Stuart G]

425. Yes, one of my favorites, if not "The Favorite" of all westerns. I enjoyed each episode.

[red dog 1]

427. (His business card read) Wire Paladin...Hotel Carlton...San Francisco

(I think)

[Stuart G]

470. I think you are correct...I loved that show as much as any show. ..Well, Star Trek was my favorite.

Original episodes ..also, Captain Packard ...The second series too, I watched all of them. Original and Packard.

But not too many others. I went to a Star Trek Convention once, and at that, Capt Packard showed up. (I forgot the
real name...sorry ........

[Stuart G]

422. My name is Kukla.

[Sky Jewels]

440. Kukla, Fran & Ollie

[Stuart G]

460. Yes..Of Course !!!

[Stuart G]

423. I'm Principal Osgood Conklin

[red dog 1]

464. I love your signature line

(In fact, I'm making it my new signature line)

[red dog 1]

506. Osgood Conklin? That sounds familiar. "My Little Margie"?

(Just a guess)

[red dog 1]

428. "This is just like that episode of Star Trek when they entered a parallel universe

where everything was the same except they were all on heroin"

[red dog 1]

429. "It's bad luck to take advice from a crazy person"

[red dog 1]

430. "Will you please stop talking about the war?"

[red dog 1]

431. "I don't know what you're doing here, but you should know that I've killed a lot of

old people in my time, and I'm not above doing it again!"

[red dog 1]

432. "Did you know that there's an acceptable level of rat turds that can go into a candy bar?

It's the government, Jack"

[red dog 1]

433. I ordered French fries, not frozen potato planks placed in the general vicinity of some warm grease

[VGNonly]

434. "It's going to be awhile

before I eat anything from Satriale's"

[red dog 1]

462. Sopranos?

[VGNonly]

463. Richie Aprile

[red dog 1]

466. Thanks for that video

[Richie Aprile's last words: "What're you gonna' do with that?"]

[VGNonly]

478. Janice was a PITA, however

the only thing more satisfying would have been if she shot Richie in the groin.

[Sky Jewels]

439. "Oh! My nose!"

[Sky Jewels]

445. Thank you. I saw it in the window, and I just couldn't resist it.

[VGNonly]

488. A classic

Frankly Scarlett, I don't give a damn!

[Sky Jewels]

491. ...

👍

[Sky Jewels]

450. Survey says ...!

[Angleae]

454. Family Feud?

[Sky Jewels]

455. Right-o

[Sky Jewels]

451. In my magic mirror I see Susie, and I see Johnny, and I see Mary ..."

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[Stuart G]

475. "What's Up Doc" ... I saw this on a TV show yesterday. Very famous show.

[red dog 1]

481. "Right now what I need is for you to climb down out of my ass..."

[VGNonly]

486. Skyler

[red dog 1]

530. "Say my name!"

[VGNonly]

487. "We'll go with the muh sound"

[Stuart G]

489. I'm Tonto

[red dog 1]

534. The Lone Ranger?

[Stuart G]

490. I'm Marlin Perkins from..................................

[red dog 1]

529. Wild Kingdom?

[Stuart G]

533. Yes...that is correct....Before "Wild Kingdom" Perkins's first show was broadcast from Chicago....

it was called ..."Zoo Parade"...

I am not sure, but I think it was live, not on film. {tape did not exist in the late 50s)...and you guessed it,

YES, I WATCHED ZOO PARADE!............and yes, I am that old. I watched Howdy Doody also.

[red dog 1]

563. I watched Howdy Doody too

[red dog 1]

493. "The bomb is at the transmitter!"

[red dog 1]

494. "Get down, Lester!"

[red dog 1]

495. "...but can it core a apple?

[red dog 1]

496. "The firefighters' cullender, I'm doing it again this year."

[red dog 1]

497. "Has the package been delivered?"

[red dog 1]

498. "It's bad luck to take advice from a crazy person"

[red dog 1]

499. "You know, Dick, when life gives you lemons, just shut up and eat the damn lemons"

[red dog 1]

500. "I couldn't help overhearing your conversation...because I was eavesdropping."

[red dog 1]

501. "This is my own private domicile and I will not be harassed, bitch!"

[red dog 1]

502. "He's from Barcelona"

[Harker]

509. Yep. n/t

[red dog 1]

510. I knew you'd check in for this one

[Harker]

512. It's become a matter of honor not to let one by.

Happy Thanksgiving, Red, and thanks for the memories!

[red dog 1]

513. Happy Turkey Day to you and yours.

[red dog 1]

503. "May your liquor be cold, your women be hot, and may all of your problems

just slide off like snot!"

[red dog 1]

504. "Woodrow, you came in here with teeth, do you want to leave here with teeth?"

[VGNonly]

505. "He lives with his mother in Belarus,

good luck trying to extradite his fat Russian ass"

[red dog 1]

507. "What kind of savages would drink whiskey made from potatoes?"

(TV western)

[VGNonly]

508. "The turkeys

are hitting the ground like bags of wet cement"

[red dog 1]

511. "One just went through the windshield of a parked car!"

[Angleae]

514. For those of you who just tuned in,

the Pinedale shopping mall has just been BOMBED with live turkeys. Film at 11.

[red dog 1]

515. "An ounce of perversion is worth a pound of cure"

[red dog 1]

516. "Insanity is just a state of mind"

[VGNonly]

517. "Hello Adams Ribs,

I would like to place an order to go"

[First Speaker]

518. MASH

[red dog 1]

519. Don't forget the coleslaw

[red dog 1]

520. "When you're growing up, you gotta do illegal $hit once in a while, have a bit of fun

and maturinate into a better person."

[VGNonly]

521. "Would I ever act on it...

no, no way! At least while my wife is still alive.

(a comedy)

[red dog 1]

522. "Beg, borrow or steal, I'm your huckleberry. I go the extra mile"

[VGNonly]

524. "We're done

when I say we're done."

[red dog 1]

531. Saul Goodman to Walt

[red dog 1]

523. "Ask Carlson, he puts it on his feet!"

[red dog 1]

525. "He Marvin Gayed his own nephew!"

[red dog 1]

526. "You vacuous, toffee-nosed, malodorous pervert!"

[red dog 1]

527. "Dr Allbright, have I been a perfect ass?"

[red dog 1]

528. "Safer than chitlins on a city folk's supper plate"

[red dog 1]

532. "Your mambo days are over! You want to wiggle? Wiggle over to the stove and get my supper!"

[red dog 1]

535. "Marriage is like a coffin and each kid is another nail"

[Not from "Married with Children"]

[red dog 1]

536. "Ted, he hasn't been here long enough not to like you. He's only been here a couple of weeks.

It takes at least three weeks not to like you."

[red dog 1]

537. "Maybe Wyatt needs to get in touch with his feminine side."

[red dog 1]

538. "O'Reilly, I have seen more intelligent creatures than you lying on their backs

at the bottoms of ponds"

[Harker]

540. Nice try, Red. n/t

[red dog 1]

562. "Is this a piece of your brain?"

[Harker]

565. C.K. Watt?

[red dog 1]

539. "My name is 'Talky Tina'...and you better be nice to me!"

[red dog 1]

541. # 4 from above, "Big steps and little 'uns"

[red dog 1]

542. (# 14 @ top of this thread) "My name is Harry, and I'm an alcoholic!"

[red dog 1]

543. [On air] "I've just been handed a bulletin" [Reding in announcer's voice] "You've got something

between your teeth"

[red dog 1]

544. "You a federal or a Jersey cop? I can't believe you're a cop!"

[VGNonly]

557. Sopranos?

[red dog 1]

564. Nope, good guess though

It's from a late 1980's crime show.

[red dog 1]

545. "Don't you think you're being a bit hard on the Beaver? He's been through a great deal today"

[red dog 1]

546. "I lost my shoe!"

(# 15 at top)

[VGNonly]

547. "His house looked like shit"

Paulie and Michael had the best lines!

[red dog 1]

548. "He was an interior decorator!"

[VGNonly]

549. "Not bad,

mix it with the relish"

[red dog 1]

561. "He killed 16 Czechoslovakians!"

[red dog 1]

550. "I know nothing.

[Angleae]

551. Hogans Heroes

Sgt Schultz

[red dog 1]

552. Yes

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(but I was thinking about that line in a very popular British sit-com)

[red dog 1]

553. "A benefit? That means evening gowns. Great! Now I have to shave my BACK!"

[red dog 1]

554. "I guess it's because I have so much love to give...and it's part of my prison work release program.

I got about 5 more years of this clown crap."

[VGNonly]

555. "Rocky called,

he wants his face back"

[VGNonly]

556. "An associate of ours

offered you $10,000, you should have taken it"

[AngryOldDem]

558. "Bears, beets, Battlestar Galactica!"

[red dog 1]

559. (Reads from a book) "It was the best of times, it was the worst of times."

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(Flips to the back of the book) "I'm not going to read 380 pages if he can't even make up his mind in the first sentence!"

[red dog 1]

560. "If I don't like you, I'll fire you! If you don't like me, I'll fire you!"

[VGNonly]

566. "You are a time bomb,

tick tick ticking and I have no intention of waiting around for the boom"

[red dog 1]

567. "What do you have against black people?"

(I think that's the line)

[red dog 1]

568. "I don't know anyone named Haywood Jablome!"

[red dog 1]

569. (On-air DJ) "So tell me Doctor, where did you receive your degree?"

(Dr Monroe) "In Long Beach, California, Doctor"
(DJ) "Long Beach State College"
(Dr Monroe) "Oh, ho-ho, No, no, no, no. From a man at the Case de Soma Apartments"

[VGNonly]

570. "You act like you have never seen

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a severed human head on a tortoise before"

[red dog 1]

571. Breaking Bad

[red dog 1]

572. "Hello, we're the Scum of the Earth"

[red dog 1]

573. "I can't tell the difference between Whizzo butter and this dead crab"

[VGNonly]

577. "Eat Whizzo Butter and go to heaven"

[red dog 1]

579. "The Golden Age of Butter"

[red dog 1]

574. "Maybe Wyatt needs to get more in touch with his feminine side."

[VGNonly]

575. "Hey not bad,

mix it with the relish"

[red dog 1]

580. "We should've stopped at Roy Rogers!"

[VGNonly]

578. "Wow that's terrific bass"