Post a line from a TV show & see if anyone knows the show without using Google

[red dog 1]

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1) "Maybe Wyatt needs to get in touch with his feminine side."

2) "Hello, we're The Scum of the Earth." (Answered)

3) I don't know anyone named Heywood Jablome."

4) "If I don't like you, I'll fire you. If you don't like me, I'll fire you." (Answered)

5) "I guess it's because I have so much to give, and it's part of my prison work release program. I got about five more years of this
clown crap."

6) "My name is Harry and I'm an alcoholic!"

7) "Your mambo days are over! You want to wiggle? Wiggle over to the stove and get my supper!"

8) "Safer than chitlins on a city folk's supper plate."

9) "He Marvin Gayed his own nephew!"

10) "An ounce of perversion is worth a pound of cure."

11) "Who died and made you T-Bone Walker?"

12) "Anybody touches my liquor'll get cut!"

13) "Woodrow, you came in here with teeth, do you want to leave here with teeth?"

14) "This is my own private domicile and I will not be harassed, bitch!" (Answered)

15) "I couldn't help overhearing your conversation because I was eavesdropping."










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[elleng]

1. 'What's next?'

[Frasier Balzov]

2. I remember No. 4

Lou Grant hiring Mary Richards.

[red dog 1]

3. You Got It!

[Lemonwurst]

4. Guessing 5

As said by Krusty the Clown on The Simpsons, when asked how he decided to become a clown?

(episode unknown, without Googling!)

[red dog 1]

5. No. good guess though.

[Different Drummer]

45. It's my favorite character from "In Living Color'....

Homey the Clown!

[zbird]

6. Number 2 is from WKRP in Cincinnati

The station sponsored a concert by the band with that name.

[red dog 1]

11. Correctamundo!

[Ferrets are Cool]

7. "I'm burning up a sun to say goodbye"

I ugly cry every time.

[Stargleamer]

8. "I asked you not to tell me that!" n/t

[StoolPigeon]

10. Would you believe?

Get Smart

[Stargleamer]

13. Absolutely!

[JT45242]

9. #15 designing women

#10 sounds like Hawkeye Pierce from MASH

#7 married with children

#8 Mama's family...although I thought I heard the line on the carol Burnett show

[red dog 1]

12. Nope, nope and nope

(# 10 does sound like something Hawkeye Pierce would say)

[red dog 1]

14. "A GIN AND ORANGE! A LEMON SQUASH!! AND A SCOTCH AND WATER, PLEASE !"

[red dog 1]

15. "I lost a shoe!"

[VGNonly]

36. "The guy was a interior decorator"

[red dog 1]

16. "He's from Barcelona"

[First Speaker]

17. What else but...Fawlty Towers!

[red dog 1]

18. "Will you stop talking about the war?"

[red dog 1]

19. "Cigarettes can kill me, and so can Donnie Jones!"

[red dog 1]

20. "Uh, for those of you who just tuned in, the Pinedale shopping mall has just been bombed

with live turkeys. Film at eleven."

[Angleae]

22. WKRP

[red dog 1]

23. Ding! "The copter seems to bed circling the parking area now, I guess it's looking for

a place to land. No! Something just came out of the back of the helicopter! IT's, uh, a dark object. perhaps a skydiver."

[VGNonly]

41. "The turkeys are hitting the ground

like sacks of wet cement"

[red dog 1]

44. "Oh the humanity!"

[red dog 1]

21. "Once again, I humiliate myself by assuming I'm a member of this family."

[ProfessorGAC]

34. That's King Of Queens

My wife & I used to watch the syndicated episodes all the time.
IIRC, it's the episode about Doug & Carrie planning a vacation without Arthur.

[red dog 1]

24. "He sells spoons!"

[red dog 1]

25. "As the oldest member of this crew, I feel it's my duty to inform you all that

this planet both wipes and sucks, in that order."

[red dog 1]

26. "If you hadn't nailed it to the perch it'd still be pushing up daisies!"

[ProfessorGAC]

35. Monty Python

The per shop sketch.

[red dog 1]

27. "What in the sweet chocolate christ is a metrosexual?"

[Codifer]

28. #15

I think I just saw this scene. I was watching "Firefly" the "Heart of Gold" episode in which the captain learns that Marina Bacharin's sister companion has a problem that needs a Magnificent Seven solution.

[red dog 1]

31. It's not from "Firefly"

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[Brother Buzz]

29. First, you step up and address the ball. Hello, ball!

[red dog 1]

30. The Best Sit-Com of All Time, imo, The Honeymooners!

[Brother Buzz]

33. Yes, and it's a kick in the pants when everyone is laughing....

after someone says it on the 1st tee.

[red dog 1]

32. "Listen, why don't you arrest some white drivers?"

[Dulcinea]

91. Sanford & Son?

My dad loved that show.

[red dog 1]

92. WinnerWinnerChickenDinner!!

My dad loved it too!

[VGNonly]

37. "Thank you,

I saw it in the window and couldn't resist it"

[Harker]

38. Carol Burnett on the drapery dress in "Went with the Wind." n/t

[red dog 1]

39. "I'm not quitting Twitter. I'm just not going to go anymore."

[VGNonly]

40. "And he gets to be a lawyer,

what a sick joke."

[Alpeduez21]

42. 14 is Breaking Bad.

[red dog 1]

43. Ding!

(Jesse Pinkman line)

[Different Drummer]

46. "She'll sing at me! I know she will!"

[red dog 1]

47. "I think God must really hate mobile homes, Andy, 'Cause tornados always attact them first."

[red dog 1]

48. (Announcer) "And now, the one, the only, ____"?

[Harker]

50. GROUCHO!

[red dog 1]

51. "Oh, that's me!"

[Harker]

52. I love that bit.

[red dog 1]

49. "I can't believe what a bunch of nerds we are!"

[Maru Kitteh]

61. Office Space.

Weren't they trying to figure out how to launder money by looking in the phone book?

DOH! Office Space is a movie not a TV show. My bad. Now I'll be curious to see what TV show it was.

[red dog 1]

62. My mistake,

(Wrong thread for that quote, which is, of course, a "movie" quote & not a TV show quote)

[VGNonly]

53. "I buried him on a hill,

overlooking a little river with pine cones all around"

[red dog 1]

54. Sopranos?

[VGNonly]

55. Yes

The ruse was from Tony, explaining it to Janice. The reality was that Furio and Christopher chopped Richie Aprile into chunks.

"It's going to be a long time before I eat anything from Satriale's"

[VGNonly]

56. "You have options,

I have a lawyer".

[red dog 1]

57. "When I pay for a view, I expect something more interesting than that"

[red dog 1]

58. Remember fellas, big buildings, big problems."

[red dog 1]

59. "What's the matter Doc, Someone pull you through a knot hole?

[Maru Kitteh]

60. Oh one one eight, nine nine nine, eight eight one nine nine, nine one

one nine, seven two five . . . three.

[Angleae]

63. I'd like to live just long enough to be there when they cut off your head and stick it on a pike

I'd like to live just long enough to be there when they cut off your head and stick it on a pike as a warning to the next ten generations that some favors come with too high a price. I want to look up into your lifeless eyes and wave like this.

[VGNonly]

64. "Put a dollar in my pocket"

"All I got is a five"

"I'll take a five"

[red dog 1]

65. "I'm like King Midas in reverse. Everything I touch turns to $HIT"

[red dog 1]

66. "I've got two words for you. I'm staying right here!"

[red dog 1]

67. "Go mow some lawns or something, you greasy bastard"

[red dog 1]

68. "Ain't no use running, fool..I know where your momma parks your house!"

[VGNonly]

69. "Not as crazy as I use to be,

but still as crazy as to take an eye out"

[red dog 1]

70. "For once, maybe someone will call me 'sir' without adding 'You're making a scene.'"

[Axelrods_Typewriter]

71. "Listen very carefully, I shall say zis only once"

[red dog 1]

72. "Is this a piece of your brain?"

[VGNonly]

73. "Before we're done here,

you all will be wearing gold plated diapers"

[VGNonly]

74. "Leave the gun,

take the cream soda"

[red dog 1]

75. "When it comes to seein' a doctor, Grampa is tougher than a bride's first meat loaf!"

[red dog 1]

76. "Want me to get that?"

[red dog 1]

77. "I paid for this bouquet, bitches!"

[red dog 1]

78. "Well, when IS hell supposed to freeze over?"

[red dog 1]

79. "Cause I got a BIG MOUTH!"

[lpbk2713]

81. The Honeymooners

Ralph Kramden

[red dog 1]

85. You got it!

[red dog 1]

80. "Is this a hotel or isn't it?"

[red dog 1]

82. "I hit a new low...I made the bereaved vomit."

[red dog 1]

83. "Look Les, it's over, so you might as well get used to it."

[Angleae]

84. WKRP?

[red dog 1]

86. Yes

[Angleae]

87. Do not touch the charred crotch!!!

[Angleae]

88. There is no silence anymore. There is only Doc McStuffins.

[red dog 1]

89. "Do you think I'm a big sack of crap?"

[Dulcinea]

90. Is #3 Six Feet Under? nt

[red dog 1]

94. Ding!

You got it!

[Dulcinea]

93. "I have nothing to do with intelligence."

One of the best lines ever uttered on TV.

[Angleae]

95. MASH

Col Flagg

[red dog 1]

96. "I got two dudes that turned into raspberry slushie then flushed down my toilet.

I can't even take a proper dump in there!"

[VGNonly]

109. Jesse

Breaking Bad

[red dog 1]

117. Absolutely.

(Good 'ol Jesse Pinkman)

[red dog 1]

97. "Is this a piece of your brain?"

[red dog 1]

98. "We should've stopped at Roy Rogers!"

[VGNonly]

110. Sopranos

Pine Barrens

[red dog 1]

115. Yes

I read that "Pine Barrens" is considered by many to be the best episode of The Sopranos.

["I lost my shoe!"]

[red dog 1]

99. "Let's be careful out there"

[Mad_Dem_X]

100. Hill Street Blues

[red dog 1]

116. Ding!

[red dog 1]

101. "It's bad luck to take advice from a crazy person."

[red dog 1]

102. "Manuel will show you to your room"

[Harker]

121. Flowery Twats.

[red dog 1]

122. Flowery Twats it is!

[red dog 1]

103. "Is this a piece of your brain?"

[Harker]

120. Fatty Owls. n/t

[red dog 1]

124. Cleese asked the old woman

who was too cheap to turn on her hearing aid.

"C K Watt?"

[red dog 1]

104. "Do you remember when we were both manacled together? We used to laugh quite a lot."

[red dog 1]

105. "Marriage is like a coffin and each kid is another nail."

[Not "Married with Children"]

[red dog 1]

106. "Shut the f-- up and let me die in peace."

[VGNonly]

111. Mike

Breaking Bad

[red dog 1]

114. Yes

(God, I love that TV series)

[red dog 1]

107. "He's from Barcelona."

[Harker]

119. Farty Towels...

[red dog 1]

123. Farty Towels it is!

(Almost as good as Flowery Twats)

[red dog 1]

108. "I thought ironic meant made up entirely of iron."

[VGNonly]

112. "Yes I am a nerd"

[red dog 1]

113. Not Revenge of the Nerds, right?

(That would be too obvious)

[VGNonly]

118. From a TV series

hint:When I heard the learne'd astronomer

[red dog 1]

129. Breaking Bad?

Gale, that chemist that Gus Fring hired? (Wild guess)

[red dog 1]

125. "The best fruit is not what falls, but what you have to reach for"

[red dog 1]

126. "Herb ..is selling life insurance"

[Angleae]

127. WKRP

[red dog 1]

128. Of course,

[I the actual quote is "Herb Tarlek is selling life insurance.']

[discntnt_irny_srcsm]

130. "I haven't seen a round-eyed woman in a long time."

Character reminded me of my cousin.

[red dog 1]

131. (# 6 from above) "My name is Harry and I'm an alcoholic"

[red dog 1]

132. "In-coming message from The Big Giant Head!"

[Mad_Dem_X]

133. Third Rock From The Sun

[red dog 1]

134. Ding!

[red dog 1]

135. "Hated It"

[red dog 1]

136. "Is this a hotel or isn't it?"

[red dog 1]

137. # 1 from top of page

"Maybe Wyatt needs to get in touch with his feminine side."