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March 1, 2022
Pat Roberson saying: "Putin is actually God's instrument. When he pushes the red button, that will all be part of God's plan! . . . We should be joyous, not fearful. . . . Why doesn't anybody see that but me?"
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Above CAPTION based on the following Daily Beast story with a healthy clip:
https://www.thedailybeast.com/pat-robertson-insists-putins-compelled-by-god-to-invade-ukraine-to-kick-off-end-times
"He works in mysterious ways." . . . Please come CAPTION Pat Robertson!!!
Pat Roberson saying: "Putin is actually God's instrument. When he pushes the red button, that will all be part of God's plan! . . . We should be joyous, not fearful. . . . Why doesn't anybody see that but me?"
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Above CAPTION based on the following Daily Beast story with a healthy clip:
https://www.thedailybeast.com/pat-robertson-insists-putins-compelled-by-god-to-invade-ukraine-to-kick-off-end-times
February 7, 2022
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"Wait till they see you guys give the country at big bear hug!!!"
"It was just some legitimate political discourse, right?" . . . Come CAPTION exPresidented Trump!!!!
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"Wait till they see you guys give the country at big bear hug!!!"
February 6, 2022
Pearson ("When I was a kid, nobody would play with me." ) Sharp is saying: "Dr. Fauci and the Democrats designed the so-called vaccine specifically to kill people after stripping them of billions of dollars. . . . Sound crazy? You bet it does! . . . Here are the facts . . ."
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Above CAPTION based on the following item with a healthy clip at Crooks and Liars:
https://crooksandliars.com/2022/02/oan-reporter-urges-liberals-get-vaccines
An OAN god recently visited earth. . . Please come CAPTION Pearson Sharp!!
Pearson ("When I was a kid, nobody would play with me." ) Sharp is saying: "Dr. Fauci and the Democrats designed the so-called vaccine specifically to kill people after stripping them of billions of dollars. . . . Sound crazy? You bet it does! . . . Here are the facts . . ."
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Above CAPTION based on the following item with a healthy clip at Crooks and Liars:
https://crooksandliars.com/2022/02/oan-reporter-urges-liberals-get-vaccines
February 2, 2022
Donald ("I buy Depends in bulk" ) Trump is saying: "Listen, in our system, justice is supposed to be equal, right? So explain to me why defendants on our side aren't able to prosecute the people trying to prosecute them? . . . Does that sound fair to you? . . . And if they charge me with bogus crimes, shouldn't I have the right to indict them?" . . . Give me a break!"
"All I want is equal justice!" . . . Please come CAPTION Donald Trump!!!
Donald ("I buy Depends in bulk" ) Trump is saying: "Listen, in our system, justice is supposed to be equal, right? So explain to me why defendants on our side aren't able to prosecute the people trying to prosecute them? . . . Does that sound fair to you? . . . And if they charge me with bogus crimes, shouldn't I have the right to indict them?" . . . Give me a break!"
February 1, 2022
Ted ("Only public spankings, please.) Cruz is saying: "Biden's plan to name a black woman to the Supreme Court is wore than insulting and could well be illegal. . . . It's like telling the American people there are no well qualified white males. This is probably treason as well since it gives aid and comfort to America's enemies. Now Putin and Xi can tell the Politburo and Chinese Communist Party that America is so racist that that they have to rig the Supreme Court to pretemd like we aren't. . . . I'm asking for a full-blown investigation!!!"
"Trump's right. I've been very bad!" . . . Please come CAPTION Ted Cruz!!
Ted ("Only public spankings, please.) Cruz is saying: "Biden's plan to name a black woman to the Supreme Court is wore than insulting and could well be illegal. . . . It's like telling the American people there are no well qualified white males. This is probably treason as well since it gives aid and comfort to America's enemies. Now Putin and Xi can tell the Politburo and Chinese Communist Party that America is so racist that that they have to rig the Supreme Court to pretemd like we aren't. . . . I'm asking for a full-blown investigation!!!"
January 9, 2022
Ron Johnson is saying: "By their essential criminal nature, Democrats have destroyed confidence in our voting system, forced Americans to take useless (and some say poisonous) shots, and outlawed Christmas. . . . You simply can't trust anything these people say!"
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Above satirical CAPTION based o the following Crooks & Liars story with a healthy clip:
https://crooksandliars.com/2022/01/ron-johnson-runs-amok-big-lie-insurrection
"Democrats are lying through their teeth." . . . Please come CAPTION Ron Johnson!!!
Ron Johnson is saying: "By their essential criminal nature, Democrats have destroyed confidence in our voting system, forced Americans to take useless (and some say poisonous) shots, and outlawed Christmas. . . . You simply can't trust anything these people say!"
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Above satirical CAPTION based o the following Crooks & Liars story with a healthy clip:
https://crooksandliars.com/2022/01/ron-johnson-runs-amok-big-lie-insurrection
January 9, 2022
Peter Doocy is saying: "I got Omicron it was no walk in the park, let me tell you. It was more like sitting down on a bench and watching the squirrels for a couple days."
Ainsley Airhead is saying: "All the doctors are sending mixed messages."
Brian Kilmeade is saying: "So it's really important to choose the best authority. . . . For instance, Joe Rogan has a bigger audience than God, and he says . . ."
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Above CAPTION (which is satire) is based on a Media Matters article with a healthy clip:
https://www.mediamatters.org/fox-friends/fox-friends-hosts-bicker-after-host-steve-doocy-describes-his-omicron-experience-and
"Isn't Omicron the name of a new bike?" . . . Please come CAPTION Fox & Friends!!!
Peter Doocy is saying: "I got Omicron it was no walk in the park, let me tell you. It was more like sitting down on a bench and watching the squirrels for a couple days."
Ainsley Airhead is saying: "All the doctors are sending mixed messages."
Brian Kilmeade is saying: "So it's really important to choose the best authority. . . . For instance, Joe Rogan has a bigger audience than God, and he says . . ."
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Above CAPTION (which is satire) is based on a Media Matters article with a healthy clip:
https://www.mediamatters.org/fox-friends/fox-friends-hosts-bicker-after-host-steve-doocy-describes-his-omicron-experience-and
January 7, 2022
Tucker (The Bearded Invertebrate) Cruz is saying: "Like you, Tucker, I'm morally incapable of lying. When I said 'violent terrorist attack' I meant every word. But you have the context all wrong. . . . I was talking about the Capitol Police's over-reaction. . . . If they would have stood down, the patriots would have been able to deliver their message to Congress in peace. . . . As it is, you saw what they created!"
"Tucker, we're both men of our word." . . . Please come CAPTION Ted Cruz!!!
Tucker (The Bearded Invertebrate) Cruz is saying: "Like you, Tucker, I'm morally incapable of lying. When I said 'violent terrorist attack' I meant every word. But you have the context all wrong. . . . I was talking about the Capitol Police's over-reaction. . . . If they would have stood down, the patriots would have been able to deliver their message to Congress in peace. . . . As it is, you saw what they created!"
January 5, 2022
Peter Navarro is saying: "It was all perfectly legal, Ari. . . . We were going to sweep in and overwhelm the vote count, taking out their front line and crushing their pass defense. Then our quarterback, Mike Pense, would would ram the ball down their throats and while they were all choking on their own blood, he'd say that Donald Trump won the election despite all the whiny liberals talking about vote counts and democracy . . . All perfectly legal."
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Above CAPTION based on the following Crooks and Liars story with a healthy clip:
https://crooksandliars.com/2022/01/peter-navarro-ari-melber-coup-plot
"It wasn't a coup so much as a reassessment." . . . Please come CAPTION Peter Navarro!!!!
Peter Navarro is saying: "It was all perfectly legal, Ari. . . . We were going to sweep in and overwhelm the vote count, taking out their front line and crushing their pass defense. Then our quarterback, Mike Pense, would would ram the ball down their throats and while they were all choking on their own blood, he'd say that Donald Trump won the election despite all the whiny liberals talking about vote counts and democracy . . . All perfectly legal."
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Above CAPTION based on the following Crooks and Liars story with a healthy clip:
https://crooksandliars.com/2022/01/peter-navarro-ari-melber-coup-plot
January 3, 2022
Marjorie Taylor ("I'm always packin'" ) Greene is saying: "The problem with Representative Dan Crenshaw, Bill, is common to a number of so-called conservatives: He goes out of his way to say something that sounds like it makes sense. . . . That makes everything I say sound insane by comparison. . . . To put it simply, he is destroying my brand!"
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Above CAPTION based on the following Crooks and Liars story:
https://crooksandliars.com/2022/01/marjorie-taylor-greene-berates-dan
"'Conservative' means 'serve' the 'con.'" . . . Please come CAPTION Marjorie Taylor Greene!!!
Marjorie Taylor ("I'm always packin'" ) Greene is saying: "The problem with Representative Dan Crenshaw, Bill, is common to a number of so-called conservatives: He goes out of his way to say something that sounds like it makes sense. . . . That makes everything I say sound insane by comparison. . . . To put it simply, he is destroying my brand!"
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Above CAPTION based on the following Crooks and Liars story:
https://crooksandliars.com/2022/01/marjorie-taylor-greene-berates-dan
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