March 7, 2015

Hey 12s! Marshawn Lynch signed a 2-year contract extension today

http://www.seahawks.com/news/articles/article-1/Seahawks-running-back-Marshawn-Lynch-signs-two-year-extension-through-2017/d19334e3-293a-4bb9-b15b-8eb48c5e305e

Four of Seattle's most critical players - Russell Wilson, Lynch, Richard Sherman and Kam Chancellor - will be back in 2015. August can't come soon enough.

March 5, 2015

Dumbass of the Month: Robbed three banks within 10 days of being released from prison

http://cdapress.com/news/local_news/article_54196d9f-0b51-5835-8aed-cf8423e24062.html

Our candidate for immortality is Ricky Allen Fisher.

Mr. Fisher robbed a bank in 2007. He got arrested and sent to federal prison for 77 months.

On May 6, 2014, he was released from prison and caught the Greyhound Bus to Boise, Idaho, where he met friend Jennifer Balfe.
On May 9, they drove to Ontario, Oregon, where he robbed the Chase Bank of $1600.
On May 14, they went back to Ontario where he robbed the U.S. Bank of $1334.
On May 16, they traveled to Cottonwood, Idaho, where he robbed the U.S. Bank of $2324.

They then went to the Clearwater River Lodge in Lewiston, where they began drinking and gambling heavily. The cops were already on the lookout for his ass, and picked the two of them up shortly after they got to Lewiston.

On Tuesday he was sent back to the federal hoosegow for 99 months.