Welcome to the 2020 edition of ASK MrScorpio

For the first time in many long years I’m bringing back one of my signature games.

Ask MrScorpio is not a trivia game, it’s more like an advice column. So please, no guessing games, because this isn’t a challenge to my knowledge about anything.

If you decide to go the quiz show route, I guarantee that you’ll be disappointed. I’m not a walking encyclopedia.

Just ask me a question and I’ll do my best to answer it. If you have a problem, I’ll do my best to help out.

I’ve been out all day and I’m about to hit the sack. So please post your questions and I will get to each and every one of them once I wake up and sign back on.

Just to let you know, garbage in, garbage out. My responses will be tailored to your individual questions, all in the spirt of fun. Since this is all in good fun, that’s just the spirit I’m trying to relay.

So, hit me up with whatever you got and I’ll get back to you on the other side.

Let’s have some fun. See you later.

Be on the lookout for a special post by me later on.

You don’t want to miss it.

Take care.

Fall In, Fellow Vets!

I seriously cannot imagine what it's like to be this stupid...

My latest show!

Four Seasons...

The gang that couldn't shoot straight

The Sweetness...

Let's get this party started in fifteen minutes!

You can't see it, but there's a massive shit-eating grin on my face right now...

I imagine that there's also one on all of yours as well.

47.7% is a pretty significant problem...