May 21, 2020

Seth Meyers - South Korean Soccer Club Apologizes for Sex Dolls - Monologue 5/19/20

Impressions Nobody Asked for: Succession’s Cousin Greg, Tina Turner



Seth shares some of his writers' obscure celebrity impressions that nobody asked for, like Clarice Starling from The Silence of the Lambs.

May 21, 2020

The Daily Social Distancing Show: Anti-Muslim Mask Policies & Zoom Jury Duty

France ramps up protective mask enforcement but retains its ban on Muslim face coverings, a Texas jury convenes over Zoom, and doctors identify new coronavirus symptoms.




Chuck E. Cheese’s Pizza Scheme & South Korea’s Seat Fillers



Chuck E. Cheese goes incognito to attract food delivery business, South Korea uses sex dolls as soccer spectators, and bicycles are in high demand.

May 21, 2020

The Daily Social Distancing Show: Standing Up for the Anti-Anti-Lockdown Movement

While some Americans are protesting lockdown, health care workers are protesting these protests. Jordan Klepper talks to two North Carolina nurses who are standing up to reopen protests.

May 21, 2020

The Daily Social Distancing Show: The Mike Pompeo Scandal & Trump's Tantrum Over Mail-In Ballots

Mike Pompeo may have thrown lavish dinners with taxpayer money, Trump lashes out at Nevada and Michigan for not playing by his rules, and Georgia may have cheated on their corona case data reports.

May 20, 2020

Stephen Colbert - Monologue and Opening - 5/19/20

Trump Claps Back After Pelosi Says The "Morbidly Obese" President Shouldn't Take Hydroxychloroquine



The President is pushing back against people like Speaker Pelosi and Fox News host Neil Cavuto who expressed concern about his use of hydroxychloroquine to prevent Covid-19 infection.




Stephen Colbert's Midnight Confessions, Quarantine Edition



Devout Catholic Stephen Colbert can't attend church in person right now, but that doesn't mean he can't confess his sins. You won't tell anybody, will you?




Human-Cow Hybrids May Provide The Cure To Covid-19



What could possibly go wrong?


**Sorry this was late today. For unknown reasons, an unidentified band performance was uploaded instead of Stephen's monologue last night - and there was no musical guest on The Late Show last night.

May 20, 2020

Trump Embarrasses Americans Again With Sloppy, Emotional Outburst - Rachel Maddow - MSNBC

Rachel Maddow laments the national embarrassment of Donald Trump railing against the W.H.O. in which he incorrectly cited the Lancet and had to be set straight with a public scolding. Aired on 5/19/2020.

May 20, 2020

New Test Indicates Hydroxychloroquine Causes Delusions

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—A new test of the drug hydroxychloroquine suggests that it may cause delusions, Dr. Anthony Fauci warned on Monday.

In a conference call with reporters, Fauci indicated that his findings were based on a preliminary test involving one white male subject in his seventies.

“It’s too early to be definitive about this, but the evidence suggests that, if you are already prone to delusions, paranoid fantasies, and a generalized detachment from reality, taking hydroxychloroquine may only make those symptoms worse,” he said.

Fauci said that, if someone you know is taking hydroxychloroquine, “Broach the subject with him very carefully and diplomatically. Based on my findings, this person will not like being contradicted and is likely to fly off the handle.”

Additionally, because of the mind-altering effects of the drug, “It’s important never to do what someone taking hydroxychloroquine tells you to do,” Fauci said.

“The only thing as dangerous as taking hydroxychloroquine is listening to someone who is taking hydroxychloroquine,” he said. “Therein lies the road to madness.”


Short article, no more at link: https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/new-test-indicates-hydroxychloroquine-causes-delusions



Photograph by Tasos Katopodis / Getty

May 20, 2020

Tooning Out The News - Trump's miracle drug: side effects may vary

President Trump claims he's been taking Hydroxychloroquine for weeks to ward off Coronavirus, but is suffering a few minor side effects.

May 20, 2020

Seth Meyers - Trump Says He's Taking Hydroxychloroquine: A Closer Look

Seth takes a closer look at Trump’s claim that he’s taking hydroxychloroquine.


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May 20, 2020

Seth Meyers: Guest Michigan Governor Gretchen Whitmer

Gov. Gretchen Whitmer Addresses Protests Against Michigan’s Stay-at-Home Order



Gov. Gretchen Whitmer talks about the protests against Michigan’s stay-at-home order, the continuing efforts to flatten the curve and the state’s Big Three car manufacturers reopening.




Gov. Gretchen Whitmer on How Democrats Can Win Michigan in 2020



Gov. Gretchen Whitmer explains what she thinks the Democratic Party needs to do to win Michigan in 2020 and talks about sending Cecily Strong beer and her office’s martial arts dummy.