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Rhiannon12866

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Gender: Female
Hometown: NE New York
Home country: USA
Current location: Serious Snow Country :(
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Seth Meyers - Obama Slams Trump at Florida Campaign Rally - Monologue 10/28/20






Jenny Hagel on Pope Francis and Same-Sex Civil Unions



Late Night writer Jenny Hagel talks to Seth about Pope Francis’ statement that same-sex couples should be able to have civil unions.


Posted by Rhiannon12866 | Fri Oct 30, 2020, 12:17 AM (0 replies)

The Daily Social Distancing Show: Kamala Harris - Coronavirus, Police Reform, And Unifying America



Vice Presidential nominee Sen. Kamala Harris outlines the Biden campaign’s plan to fight coronavirus, and their approach to police reform and unifying the country.


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Posted by Rhiannon12866 | Thu Oct 29, 2020, 11:04 PM (2 replies)

The Daily Social Distancing Show: Jordan Klepper Hits One Last Trump Rally Before The Election



Jordan Klepper hits up one final Trump rally before Election Day to hear what his supporters think about Hunter Biden’s laptop, nepotism, and more.


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Posted by Rhiannon12866 | Thu Oct 29, 2020, 09:42 PM (0 replies)

Jared Kushner Asks Dad to Bribe His Way Into Electoral College

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—With less than a week until Election Day, Jared Kushner has asked his father to bribe his way into the Electoral College.

Noting that Charles Kushner donated two and a half million dollars to Harvard before his son was accepted, Jared pointed out that his dad “might have to pony up more this time around.”

“The Electoral College only accepts five hundred and thirty-eight applicants,” he reportedly told his dad. “Even Lori Loughlin couldn’t get her kids in.”

In addition to persuading his father to “make it rain on the E.C.,” Jared said that he was putting together a “stellar” application.

“I’m pretty sure I can get a letter of recommendation from Bob Woodward,” he said. “We had an awesome interview.”

Between his father’s “Benjamins” and his own “rock-star status,” Jared said that his admission to the Electoral College should be “a lock,” arguing, “How can they turn down the guy who ended the pandemic?”


Short article, no more at link: https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/jared-kushner-asks-dad-to-bribe-his-way-into-electoral-college





Posted by Rhiannon12866 | Thu Oct 29, 2020, 09:26 PM (4 replies)

Real Time with Bill Maher guests - Friday, October 30, 2020

Real Time with Bill Maher continues its 18th season Friday, October 30 (10:00-11:00 p.m. live ET/tape-delayed PT), with a replay at 11:30 p.m., exclusively on HBO.

This week features one-on-one virtual interviews with Al Franken, former Democratic U.S. Senator from Minnesota who now hosts The Al Franken Podcast; and David E. Sanger, New York Times national security correspondent and executive producer of the new HBO documentary, The Perfect Weapon, based on his book of the same title, now streaming on HBO Max. This week will also feature a panel with John Heilemann, Executive Editor of The Recount and host of Showtime's The Circus; and Lis Smith, fellow at the Georgetown Institute of Politics and former Senior Advisor to Mayor Pete Buttigieg’s 2020 presidential campaign.

Posted by Rhiannon12866 | Thu Oct 29, 2020, 09:11 PM (6 replies)

Kavanaugh Supports Cutoff For Vote-Counting But Not for Drinking

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In an opinion that sparked controversy in legal circles, Brett Kavanaugh wrote that there should be a cutoff for vote-counting but not for drinking.

The Supreme Court Justice wrote that, while ballots received after midnight on Election Night should not be counted, drink orders placed after closing time at a bar should always be honored.

“While the Constitution does not guarantee the right to vote, it clearly enshrines the right to drink,” Kavanaugh wrote. “If a patron is seated at a bar at midnight, drinking should be allowed to continue for hours, if not days, until drinking has been completed.”

Kavanaugh added that there is “no scenario in which it would be right to cut a drinker off.”

“If, for example, a drinker is at a bar after a UB40 concert and some other dudes start dissing UB40, and the dude—the first one—starts punching the other dudes, cutting off that dude would be bogus,” he wrote, adding, “UB40 is the best band evahhhh!”


Short article, no more at link: https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/kavanaugh-supports-cutoff-for-vote-counting-but-not-for-drinking


Photograph from Shutterstock

Posted by Rhiannon12866 | Thu Oct 29, 2020, 06:16 AM (2 replies)

Trump Tells Stranded Omaha Supporters That Buses Are Rounding the Turn

OMAHA (The Borowitz Report)—Donald J. Trump told supporters who were stranded in freezing temperatures when campaign buses failed to materialize on Tuesday night that the buses were “rounding the turn.”

“The buses will be there very soon,” Trump said. “We are moving very powerfully on buses.”

“One minute, there are no buses, and then, suddenly, like magic, there are buses,” he said. “It’ll be a miracle.”

Trump blasted the media for criticizing the absence of buses instead of emphasizing the “fantastic job I’ve done on buses.”

“The other day, a very smart and respected man called me, and said, ‘Sir, you have the most amazing buses,’ ” Trump said. “But CNN doesn’t report that, because they are horrible people.”

On Wednesday morning, the Trump campaign Web site added to the list of the President’s first-term accomplishments: “Buses.”


Short article, no more at link: https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/trump-tells-stranded-omaha-supporters-that-buses-are-rounding-the-turn



Photograph by Steve Pope / Getty

Posted by Rhiannon12866 | Thu Oct 29, 2020, 05:59 AM (12 replies)

Stephen Colbert - Guest Elvis Costello Reads The Lyrics To The Perfect Song For A Trump Rally



Elvis Costello has been spending his time in quarantine writing and recording music, including these lyrics he reads to Stephen when asked which of his songs would be a fitting tune for a Trump rally. Hear more of Elvis Costello on his new album, "Hey Clockface."




Elvis Costello "Hey Clockface / How Can You Face Me" featuring Jon Batiste



After a riveting conversation about Elvis's experiences in quarantine and his thoughts on America's political situation, Stephen Colbert delights in introducing this performance featuring a collaboration between Elvis Costello and Jon Batiste on a song from the new album "Hey Clockface."




Elvis Costello "Party Girl" featuring Jon Batiste



Stephen's friend Elvis Costello makes his return to A Late Show to talk about his new album "Hey Clockface." Here's Elvis collaborating with the amazing Jon Batiste for a performance of "Party Girl" from the new album which is available this Friday, October 30th!


Posted by Rhiannon12866 | Thu Oct 29, 2020, 04:52 AM (0 replies)

Stephen Colbert - "A Relic Of The Old South" - Guest Jaime Harrison On Sen. Lindsey Graham



Jaime Harrison is running for Senate in South Carolina and he believes that by electing him to replace Lindsey Graham, South Carolina can write a brand new history for the South.


Posted by Rhiannon12866 | Thu Oct 29, 2020, 04:39 AM (2 replies)

Stephen Colbert - Monologue and Opening - 10/28/20

Ending The Coronavirus Pandemic Is NOT One Of Donald Trump's Accomplishments



With infections and hospitalizations spiking across the country, the United States is clearly a long way from ending the Covid-19 pandemic. But the White House seems to think a nonsensical press release will make Americans believe otherwise.




The GOP's Voter Suppression Efforts Are Inherently Evil



Confounded by the fact that dozens of states are actively moving to suppress the vote, Stephen looks for answers from Republican election strategist and founder of an evil terrorist organization, Cobra Commander.




Marty McFly and Doc mistake 2020 for the 1950s



Marty McFly and Doc think the DeLorean landed them in the 1950s instead of 2020 after listening in on a Trump rally.




Elsa Was Among Those Stranded In The Freezing Cold At At Trump's Omaha Rally



Stuck outside in freezing temperatures with nowhere to go, Elsa sang about her lousy Trump rally experience.


Posted by Rhiannon12866 | Thu Oct 29, 2020, 04:20 AM (0 replies)
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