October 8, 2016

This reminds me of the old joke:

The moron takes his girlfriend home after the date. At the door he says to her, " Hey baby, how about a "goodnight fuck"?

She replies, "OK. Goodnight, Fuck"

Goodnight Fuck. So much for worrying about whether he's elected or not.

October 7, 2016

Bill Clinton set Trump and the Rethugs up

In the most ingenious 6 Dimensional chess game ever played, Bill convinced Donald to run knowing full well what would unfold and unravel. It destroyed the GOP and guaranteed his wife's election. Brilliant.

October 5, 2016

Those of you who know me know that I don't make shit up.

Today I had a very interesting patient who told me some very good news:

This guy is a sports statistician: people in professional sports pay him ungodly sums to figure out various propositions and whether they would benefit the team or not. The film Moneyball was based on some of the fundamental premises under which these guys work

But guess what he does in his "spare time"? He handicaps elections based upon aspects of polls which we, the public, never get to see, such as the sampling and the rationale for such sampling. He told me in no uncertain terms that any state in which Trump is leading by four points or fewer, he will lose and that the professionals in the business are expecting a win by Mrs. Clinton of at LEAST the proportion of the 2008 victory by President Obama if not greater.

Further, he agreed that the statement made by Chuck Todd was correct: that the polls which showed the race tightening utilized fallacious methodology. Gross undersampling of Democrats for example.

This is good news if true. I have no reason to doubt his professional judgement.

October 3, 2016

CNN and MSNBC: Hillary +11 in Colorado. Nt

October 3, 2016

What if there were other papers mailed with the return?

Perhaps there's a faulty assumption that that's all that was in the envelope. Perhaps there were other documents which will take a bit longer to verify. Perhaps some very incriminating documents.

Some people think this might be the case.

October 3, 2016

I know who leaked the tax return:

There is a cleaning woman of Hispanic background in Trump Tower who overheard Donald referring to her in some racist misogynistic stereotype. One night she saw the return sitting on a desk so she copied it and sent it in, ironically enough, one of the envelopes in a drawer. What her employers did not know is that before she had to clean offices for a living, she was a bookkeeper for a retail establishment in San Juan and knew exactly what she was looking at and what the ramifications would be.

I'm a big believer in irony, obviously

October 2, 2016

Rhetorical Question # MDCXXXIV:

How did almost none of the horror stories and scandals come out while Trump was running in the Rethug Primaries? Was the plan to allow him to immolate all the challengers and then beat him to political-death with this ongoing outpouring of activities which peg him and his companies and his executives as the miscreants which they are so that Hillary could win?

If I were writing a political thriller I would incorporate this storyline without question.

How did Jeb raise $100,000,000 and allow this to happen to him and thusly to America. I just don't get it...

September 27, 2016

You know you're in trouble when Steve Schmidt

Makes more sense than anybody else

September 27, 2016

If you're watching Morning Joke now...

you must realize that not only don't debates matter but if they did D'ump would have scored enough points in the early going to vanquish the elitist Hillary and oh by the way, he showed great "Presidential" restraint in not going after her personally and the polls won't move despite her winning by "Marquis of Queensbury" rules, and the best comment was that Kellyanne Constipated who said that on the split-screen hillary looked "glib", like what was she having to be onstage with this guy for?

How do you look glib?

September 27, 2016

Holy shit he's already in trouble

Floundering and gasping.