Tell Everyone: The Republican House Raised Your Taxes Today.

Repeat Often.

Just got the most insincere holiday greeting ever:

I've only replaced private info with XXX. Everything else is the same as received.

Subject: Season's Greetings from Management Recruiters of XXXXXX

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Happy Holidays from Management Recruiters of XXXXXXX
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Dear (Contact First Name),
May the peace and joy of the holiday season be with you throughout the coming year.
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Sincerely,

XXXXX XXXXXXXXX
Operations Manager
Management Recruiters of XXXXXX

"In last night's debate, Michele Bachmann lamented that we've gotten to the point that the Supreme

Court is the ultimate arbiter of the law."

Via twitter from Ruben Bolling (Tom the Dancing Bug)

Santorum: "The Race is Where I Want It." Still Ahead of 2% Milk in Latest Poll

Santorum Attacks 2% Milk: "It Believes in Nothing."
From Don Asmussen's "Bad Reporter"

And Things Get Ugly at Occupy North Pole...

Derf's version of Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer

Bored of Your Old Front-Runners? Order Your New Pet Newt!

From Brian McFadden's "Big Fate Whale."

Fox New's Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer

From Ruben Bolling's "Tom the Dancing Bug."

Are there a limit to image files in your signature?

My current image is "File Size: 6 kb - 222 x 151" according to photobucket, but does not display properly. I remember a 400 word limit and a limit of something like 500x200 at DU2. Any idea why this doesn't work?

The Vapahs.

(Vapors). I am supposing that is how you would pronounce it with his accent. Correct me if I am wrong.

This thread is hilarious!

Thank you!!!