Newt Gingrich's Science Fiction

From Brian McFadden's "Big Fat Whale"

2010, 2011 Medical Records Reveal Mitt Romney's Body Only 14% Water.

From Don Asmussen's "Bad Reporter"

Brewer Admits 'Pull My Finger Joke Was Ill-Timed'

From Don Asmussen's "Bad Reporter"

The one upside to Newt or Mitt as the nominee...

No coat tails. The GOP base hates Mitt and the GOP establishment /sitting Reps & Senators all hate Newt. We should be able to pick up some seats in the House and Senate.

Deciding Where to Send His Money on Vacation?

From Ruben Bolling's "Tom the Dancing Bug"

Hey Mitt, Start paying your fair share.

And stop looking at all of us with your smug, condescending grin. All of the workers you look down on and and enjoy firing support this country more than you ever will. F'ing scumbag.

At what point in the campaign does the info that Newt is cheating on Callista come out?

(Wish we had polls still)

You know that info has to be coming, right? No way Newt is respecting his marriage for once, right?

1. Never, Noot learned his lesson.
2. After he wins South Carolina?
3. On the eve of Super Tuesday?
4. After getting the nomination?

Kudos on today's Pic of the Day

Every time it snows in a big city, everyone is having the exact same conversation:

From The Oatmeal

Mitt Romney's 2012 Gaffe Preview

From Brian McFadden's "Big Fat Whale"