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FSogol

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Didn't Mitch McConnell say he would retire if his party didn't retake the Senate?

Or am I remembering that wrong?

Important day DUers. Don't let anything stop you from voting. Call family members, friends,

talk to co-workers, and anyone else you can think of. We need a big turnout.

GOTV.

I voted today!

Stopped by the library to pick up a book I had on reserve and it turns out my local library was a County early election polling place. There was no line, so placed my vote for the awesome Rep Gerry Connolly. I was voter 1,972 for the day.

GOTV, DU.

Disappointed Trick-Or-Treater Was Really Hoping To Get At Least One Pack Of Fentanyl



KANSAS CITY, MO—Scouring the bag of candy before throwing it across the room in defeat, disappointed trick-or-treater Olivia Vercetti, 8, told reporters Monday that she was really hoping to get at least one pack of fentanyl this Halloween. “Aw, man, everybody was supposed to be giving out rainbow fentanyl this year, and I didn’t even get a single pill,” said Vercetti, adding that she even examined her haul of candy for any packages that were open or looked tampered with just in case the colorful opioids were hidden inside, but she still came up empty. “I was expecting my neighborhood to be flooded with rainbow fentanyl to get kids addicted, and instead I get a box of Whoppers? I can’t OD on that!


https://www.theonion.com/disappointed-trick-or-treater-was-really-hoping-to-get-1849654379
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