Who's "we"?

So. What're these guys saving up for, anyway? One foot in the grave.

Another on a banana peel. I look at the greediest of them, like Mitch "Would You People Just Die Already" McConnell. What does he want to buy, so BADLY, he thinks nothing of destroying the rest of the world. The entire world except for his immediate periphery to the core. What could be so...fabulous??? Look at him. How much more oxygen will he be allowed to choke up before he perishes? Time's a-wastin.

And that other one. Every time we SEE him he looks like he's going to *STROKE OUT**!!!!
He'd better go ahead & buy that super-expensive gewgaw or whatever it is, chop chop. He went to all that trouble. What's it going to be? I'm curious. He's leaving America for dead, so this had better be a really, really, really neat toy.