Once, twice, three times a nudist.

A Pennsylvania man has been charged for repeatedly driving through a Wendy's drive-thru naked.

Kenneth Derwin Clark is accused of turning up to the West Shore fast food joint, in Harrisburg, without any clothes on.

Cops claim the 52-year-old first showed up at 11 p.m. on March 12.

Staffers say he drove up to the window, turned on his car's interior light and looked down at his lap - allowing workers to see him in the nude.

Read more: http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/pennsylvania-man-allegedly-wendy-drive-thru-naked-times-article-1.1727719#ixzz2weJmHmTk

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http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/the-101-most-insane-things-that-have-ever-happened-in-florid

A Soviet-era Tupolev TU-95 aircraft from Ukraine has been listed on eBay, with a starting bid of just $3m (£1.8m).

Listed as ‘used’, the strategic bomber bears symbols of both the Soviet Union and the Ukrainian air force, according to the Aviationist.

The eBay listing, which has since been removed, stated that the aircraft, also known as the Bear-H, has only been flown for 454 hours, but is capable of 5,000 – so there’s plenty of life left in it yet.

Built in 1987, the bomber is able to carry nuclear warheads through Kh-55 cruise missiles.

http://metro.co.uk/2014/03/08/ever-dreamed-of-flying-your-own-ukrainian-bomber-well-now-you-can-with-a-3m-1-8m-bid-on-ebay-4475451/

On a sunny day in April 2013, police swarmed a suburban Colorado home to execute a search warrant on suspicion of child pornography. Their suspect, a well-known UFO conspiracy theorist and self-proclaimed alien abductee, walked outside to see investigators approach his house. That's when police say he ran.

Stan Romanek of Loveland has gained a cult-like following for his videos, talks, and supposed proof of extraterrestrial visitations.

While fans heralded his work and critics laughed him off, the U.S. Department of Homeland Security and the Loveland Police Department were compiling evidence to arrest the 51-year-old man on child porn charges.

Last month, the Loveland Police Department busted a man who, for decades, had pointed a finger at the government, accusing officials of concealing the truth about UFOs.

A 54-page document obtained by The Huffington Post contains police reports detailing an investigation that dates back to 2008. It also paints a striking narrative of Romanek himself, who adamantly believes that his arrest is part of a conspiracy to silence his work.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/03/17/stan-romanek-child-pornog_n_4964459.html?utm_hp_ref=weird-news&ir=Weird%20News

ONEONTA, N.Y. - State police say they twice charged a 31-year-old man with driving while intoxicated for accidents that occurred just hours apart at the same upstate New York fast-food restaurant.

Troopers say Zachary Boynton of Oneonta drove his car into the back of a vehicle ahead of him in the McDonald's drive-thru around 1 a.m. Sunday.

Boynton was charged with DWI after troopers say his blood-alcohol content was .25 percent, more than three times the legal limit of .08 percent. Police say he was released to a sober third party, who took him home.

http://www.wtsp.com/news/watercooler/article/360249/58/Man-gets-2-DWIs-in-1-night-at-the-same-McDonalds

Someone brilliant in Richard Nixon's 1968 campaign (a campaign that was done right for a change compared to his 1960 run) thought it a good idea to get Nixon on "Laugh-In" through the use of the show's blackout gags. For those like me who weren't born yet and saw the show later in reruns, you'd know they used three-second blackouts with every big-name celebrity you could name at the time--usually uttering a quick non-sequitur or just plain nonsense. One of the widely-repeated catchphrases that seemingly did make sense on the show was "Sock it to me!" and probably represented Nixon's essence to the core...if more so within another five years.

It wasn't lost on Nixon, though, that he was thought of as a stiff and figured that uttering that famous line for the equivalent of time suitable for a subliminal ad would be the smartest move he could make.

Ultimately, that blackout with Nixon became a classic and gets re-run in retrospectives all the time. Nixon lightening up also helped him win the Presidency that November, even though he never showed a comedic side again on TV other than one more quick gag on "Laugh-In" the following March while officially President. Arguably, Nixon may have contemplated appearing on a comedy show later had he not have maneuvered the country into near chaos during the Watergate scandal and almost ruining the ability of the President to be funny again...

http://voices.yahoo.com/40-years-presidents-appearing-comedy-tv-shows-2916218.html

FRIENDSWOOD, Texas - Two men, one wearing a Sesame Street character onesie, were arrested in Friendswood on Tuesday, police say.

According to investigators, the men were driving a vehicle trailer containing stolen items from a construction site on West Edgewood Drive and Westfield Lane.

Inside the trailer, investigators say they found stolen rebar piers and hurricane fencing.

http://www.click2houston.com/news/man-arrested-in-cookie-monster-onesie/-/1735978/24907062/-/11ab9k0/-/index.html

A Florida Keys man was arrested after deputies say he robbed his girlfriend and then ate some of the money that he stole, according to the Monroe County Sheriff’s Office.

Leosvel Cordova Parrado, a Marathon resident, was allegedly intoxicated when deputies say he left a party and became angry at his girlfriend and son and demanded that they go home Wednesday night.

Once the family arrived home, Parrado took his girlfriend’s wallet that had $750 in cash, the sheriff's office said in a release Thursday.

Deputies later arrested Parrado and found a lot of cash in his pocket and a valium pill that he didn’t have a prescription for.

http://www.nbcwashington.com/news/national-international/Florida-Keys-Man-Steals-Girlfriends-Wallet-Eats-the-Cash-On-the-Way-to-Jail-248863891.html

A book that was more than 21 years overdue made its way back to the Lawrence Public Library.

Library officials said the cookbook, "The Versatile Grain and the Elegant Bean," was checked out on September 24, 1992 and was placed in a return box Wednesday night.

Library Events and Programming Coordinator Kristin Soper said she speculates the book was misplaced by the person that checked it out and the book was recently found.

"Probably, it was lost and the patron that had it paid for a replacement and then they were cleaning out their house and found it and returned it in the dark of night," she said.

http://6newslawrence.com/news/local-news/9241-book-more-than-21-years-overdue-returned-to-lawrence-public-library