Due to the cruelty of her practical "joke", LynneSin's Zebra License has been revoked.

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This message was did in by brewery vision. n/t

When do you take down your Cthulu tree and decorations?

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Here's my list of precious, priceless shit that none of you thought to get me for Xmas (DIAL-UP WARN

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1. A 26-lb Gummi Bear -- by the time even the most ENTHUSIASTIC Gummi Bear
fan could finish one of THESE off, it would probably be covered in fingerprints
and cat hair. YUMMY!!!
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2. An adult-sized Big Wheel --- FUCK taking the bus!!!!
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3. An armadillo beer-holder. I would start drinking a LOT of beer again with this as an incentive!!! Though not even THIS could help Lone Star beer.
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4. A bubble-wrap calendar -- that sucker would be all popped-out withing an HOUR of opening!!!
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5. A magic-wand remote control -- like Peter Sellers in "Being There", I'd look confused if it didn't work IRL.
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6. A mustache mirror -- I wouldn't have to shave to get that well-groomed look of antiquity!!!
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7. Construction cutlery -- more fun than an airplane comin' in for a landing!!! Open wide, honey!!!!
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8. A pierogi ornament -- destined (as it says in the copy) to become a family heirloom
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9. A pocket chainsaw -- I can see it now... MiddleFingerMom stars in "The Arizona Pocket Chainsaw Massacre."
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10. And most of all -- MOST OF ALL -- the In-Ground Zombie Statue!!!
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Oh... and this!!!
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DEATH TO ALL INVADERS!!!!!

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LAYDEEZ! MFM's required by the State of AZ to register his "Sexy-Time Stare" as a "friendly weapon".

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An illustration of the difference between MiddleFingerMom and a pessimist:

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I can just hear the Freepers now... "Well, no WONDER they want Universal Health Care!!"

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Well DUH, Freepers. Just DUH.
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A chart to aid in educating your children -- The Dangers of Coke vs The Dangers of Marijuana:

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LynneSin's "guests" are planning a Jan 1st breakout (rumor is she doesn't wake 'til the 2d or 3d).

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