MiddleFingerMom
MiddleFingerMom's JournalI really MISS my programmable coffeepot!!!
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North Korea -- same ol' shit, room for hope, or are we STILL utterly clueless?
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This holiday season, may you be as happy as an unsupervised goggie at the Christmas Dinner table.
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Face it, no matter how hard you try, you'll NEVER have a family Christmas card this fucking AWESOME!
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Literally.
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Some people treat Christmas just like any other day. Not, as you shall see, MiddleFingerMom.
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AMC is running nothing but John Wayne films today!!!
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Say what you will (or won't) about the man... I really LIKE John Wayne films.
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Just finished watching the end of "The Horse Soldiers" and just started watching
"Cahill, United States Marshall", neither of which I have seen before.
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Below is the last thing you were likely to see if you pissed off The Duke:
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MERRY CHRISTMAS, BABIES!!! (A Xmas card -- with a real-life Kali-snapped photo -- from MFM)
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I'm watching "A Christmas Story" on TBS now (a 24-hr marathon 'til 8PM tomorrow).
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"Only one thing in the world could've dragged me away from
the soft glow of electric sex gleaming in the window."
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Being a fan of Old Time Radio streamed live on the Intertubes, I
know whereof he speaks.
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http://otr.net/
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"Oh, F-F-F-F-U-D-G-E!!!
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"Only I didn't say "Fudge." I said THE word, the big one, the queen-mother
of dirty words, the "F-dash-dash-dash" word!"
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I'll probably watch this one or two more times tomorrow -- it's VERY much
a depiction of my own childhood in smalltown Michigan.
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MiddleFingerMom's THIRD collection of brand-new 2011 Christmas pics & toons:
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Please kick 'em every now and then in the spirit of "regifting".
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This is the last "collection". I've got a few singles scheduled for posting tomorrow.
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OCCUPY CHRISTMAS!!!!!
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MERRY CHRISTMAS, MATES!!! (Surfin' Santa greetings from Australia):
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MiddleFingerMom has ABSOLUTELY no trouble taking down his Christmas tree in a timely manner this year.
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"MiddleFingerMom, we've got this extra Tofurkey here. Would you like it for YOUR Christmas dinner?"
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Having turned down a Tofurkey, it was MFM's JOB to get a turkey for the MiddleFingerMom Xmas dinner.
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MFM was a dual-purpose Santa -- kids lined up to sit on his lap and adults lined up for the free medical exam.
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MFM had a good thing going as "The World's Only Pantsless Santa" until that damn KFC opened up in the mall.
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Profile Information
Gender: MaleHome country: U.S.A.
Current location: Arizona
Member since: Thu Dec 31, 2009, 04:49 PM
Number of posts: 25,163
