Ladies and Gentleducks, the Windows Scam is Back.

I just got a call from somebody with an Indian accent who called himself Dave, who was calling from the Windows Service Center about problems with my Windows computer. He said it wasn't Microsoft after I told him Microsoft NEVER cold calls, but the Windows Service Center. You may get one.

If I get another I will answer "Woof woof woof woof! Papa Slurpy's Pizza for Dogs."

Wolf

Today is Talk Like a Pirate Day

Arrrr!

Tomorrow is Talk Like a Parrot Day.
Pieces of eight, Pieces of eight.

Tuesday is Talk Like Pauley Perrette Day.

Can I type fast enough.

Wolf

That's an old back cover from Mad Magazine

I wouldn't say they admired Reagan. They also had this great line, "The Rats are destroying Disneyland. We've got to make Governor Reagan act. Hollywood couldn't, how can we?"

Wolf

Have you ever had this?

But I don't think they make it anymore.



Wolf

For years I thought this was a Poon Joke

From the album Lemmings. Freud, Marx, Engels and Jung.

There really is such a group.

Question on an Olympic Event, Water Polo

Where are the ponies? You can't play polo without poloponies. Okay, it's in the water. Then they would be seahorses.
But they need ponies.

Wolf

Tampa Bay just won the Stanley Cup

Yes, the Ice Hockey Championship was won by a team from Florida.

Wolf

Fill in the Blank Floyd_You can't say R. Turbo.

About the Kingdom of Didd

Are the inhabitants known as Diddians or Diddiots?

Wolf

Does anybody else encounter this?

When logged in, I can't see my avatar. I can see everybody else's and I can see mine when I use a computer not logged in here.

Wolf