For those readers still reading paper books how

long can you retain a bookmark?

I'm good for about 3 days.

I need to use the old gas station method and attach a hubcap to the bookmark.

Rethugs reject any power held by Democrats

President Obama blocked by the turtle to nominate a pick for SCOTUS.

Drumpt plans to make an end run around a Democratic HOR using phony National Emergency Measure.

The Reich Wing are tyrants and fascists to the core.

Last Pitcher to start both games of a double header

Wilbur Wood. !973. He started both games against the Yankees and got knocked out in both. He ended the day with 2 losses.

How Drumpt's lying speech should be evaluated tonight.

Shitler's new buzzword "humanitarian" crisis

at the border. A crisis Drumpt created he now wants billions to fix, which it won’t.

He truly is the neighbor who arsons your house and offers to sell you his garden hose.

Let's see if I have this correct.

Drumpt, confronted by a properly elected Democratic House, decides to ignore their will and misappropriate funds to give to the military to violate the Posse Comitatus Act and rules of Imminent Domain.

If the Supreme Court supports this action, they will have codified a dictatorship by way of Drumpt I the Tyrant.

If Shitler gets to speak on tee vee tomorrow the Dems

should air time to respond.

Given Drumpt's habit of overriding VP Dense via the Twitter account

I think Dems should do a foto op of talks with a more credible source.

Maybe Francis the Talking Mule or a cardboard cutout of Putin.

Hearing Drumpt's revisionist history on the Soviet Union's invasion of Afghanistan

I expect him to say it was wrong to tear down that beautiful wall in Berlin.

Material for Shitgibbon's Wall

I suggest those incredibly long CVS receipts.

It would put them to use, and be just as effective a wall as anything Drumptolini has suggested.