February 9, 2026

Just started watching the beginning of the Bad Bunny performance.

Wonderful. Also great because it's probably causing vapor lock across MAGA land.

February 7, 2026

What happened after there was an explosion?

at a French cheese factory?


All that was left was de Brie

February 4, 2026

Garden Noem new nickname.

Botox Klaus Barbie.

Perfect.

January 31, 2026

What I heard ICE STANDS FOR.

Incel
Cuck
Energy

Perfect.

January 30, 2026

Minnesota into the Breach Again

https://www.battlefields.org/learn/articles/charge-1st-minnesota

snip:
“I had no alternative but to order the regiment in. We had no force on hand to meet the sudden emergency. Troops had been ordered up and were coming on the run, but I saw that in some way five minutes must be gained or we were lost. It was fortunate that I found there so grand a body of men as the 1st Minnesota. I knew they must lose heavily and it caused me pain to give the order for them to advance, but I would have done it even if I had known every man would be killed. It was a sacrifice that must be made. The superb gallantry of those men saved our line from being broken.”

Gettysburg. 1863. I would just borrow from that last line and edit: Today, the superb gallantry of those men and women saved our line from being broken.

Minnesota held the line against the traitors in 1863. They do so again today against Trump's Traitors. Thank you Minnesota.

January 29, 2026

Draw down of Forces: where

Germany: nope
Iraq: nope
Afghanistan: nope
Japan: nope
Korea: nope

Minnesota. That's where we are. Occupation of Minnesota.

So says Cava Bag Homan.

January 28, 2026

"Watching Melania

was the worst experience I ever had in a theater.”
Abraham Lincoln.

January 27, 2026

Joe Morgan.

My fav of all time. Just wanted to say that.

January 27, 2026

Hey Bonervino! Now that you are kicked out of the cold

that Gestapo guy from "Raiders of the Lost Ark" called and wants his trench coat back.

January 26, 2026

So a man went to the theater to see a movie.

As he took his seat he noted in front of him was a man with his dog. As movie played on the man noticed the dog seemed to be really enjoying the film and that continued until the credits rolled.

The man said to the dog owner, "your dog seemed to really enjoy that movie."
The dog owner said, " yeah, I noticed that too, and frankly I was surprised because he hated the book."