kairos12
kairos12's JournalTranslating Chump's anticipated babble tonight.
I am throwing this flaming bag of dog shit on the porch of the world. Onto my ballroom now.
This is about the size of things.
Chump chows down on a double order of e. coli contaminated burgers, ignoring the recall on the ground beef, runs into the guest bathroom, proceeds to devastate the area on the level of an outhouse on Day 3 of Woodstock, and then strides away saying to his guests, ''you need to clean that up."
During my rapidly aging lifetime it has been my distinct displeasure to have shared the planet with the likes of:
Bull Conor, Richard Nixon, HR Haldeman, John Erlichman, R. McNamara, Spiro Nixon, Ronald Raygun, Laffer Curve guy, Newt Gingrich, Bush I, Shrub Bush, Dick Cheney, Conde Lying Rice, D. Rumsfeld, the Pillow Guy, Pete Kegsbreath, all of Faux news,... well I'm out our breath. And now, The Orange Duce.
But I have to say, right now, the most condescending, arrogant prick, ranking with these rogues, is the detestable Scott Bessent.
In the Army of yore, and probably of today,
there is something called the 5 Paragraph field order. Basically what you tell people what to do. The most important is Paragraph 2. That is a simple statement where you tell people what must be accomplished. For example: "The Mission of Company A is to seize Hill 235 by 0600 hours." The 5 Paragraph Field is designed so that if all of the orders are lost, Paragraph 2 would tell you what to do. Simple, really.
Chump as CINC has failed completely at Paragraph 2. What is the mission? Stop missiles, stop nukes, regime change, protect oil investors, give Barron a leg up on oil futures. Who knows.
My guess is the ACTUAL Paragraph 2 of the order from Chump is: "The mission of United States Armed Forces is sacrifice enough soldiers so that the Epstein Files are submerged for the next 3 years.
But I'm just an Army Ranger cynic.
Had my No Kings sign ready. Saw a new one. Changed it.
Mine now says: "Flip Us Off If You Vote 4 Pedophiles."
In keeping with Chump stating no one could have predicted
Iran's attacks on neighboring countries, a recently injured coyote said no could have predicted that ACME package was explosive.
If Just Dance Vance is being asked to negotiate the end of
Chump's war it's like the Iranians will ask the talks be conducted on hard back chairs, not a sofa.
Me thinks wise of them.
This explains the varying definitions of victory in Iran. Calvinball.
Calvinball is a fictional game from the comic strip "Calvin and Hobbes," created by Bill Watterson. It is characterized by its lack of fixed rules, where players make up the rules as they go along, ensuring that no two games are ever the same.
Nailed it.
With the outstanding success of ICE
deployment to airports, Chump has sent traffic cones to observe and report on paint drying on walls in undisclosed locations.
Sarcasm. Maybe.
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