In looking at the appalling Uvalde tape I note that there are many things

a person might be doing when going up against a barricaded crazy armed with an AR-15. That might include:

-making sure all of body armor was properly secured

-tightening my helmet straps so when I rush in it doesn't cover my vision

-checking my weapon to make sure my magazine is properly seated and a round is in the chamber

-make sure ballistic shield is available, and if not, what other protection measures are at hand

-see if there are any available flash bangs to create a diversion upon entry

-make sure my hand signals with my team are down tight

-discuss with my team how we will "slice the pie" to make sure every quadrant of the room is covered by fire upon entry.

What is not a priority. Using the hand sanitizer dispenser. Disgrace.

WH Lawyer Cipolloni sprints to find this meeting going on 18 December with Chump

"Do not wait for the last judgement. It happens everyday."

Camus.

Exactly.

My guess is Chump's top number on his

speed dial is WH Counsel Cipollone. His tiny fingers, stained with KFC grease, are flying over the keys, no doubt.

Sign of the times

Using my fancy mult-pocketed wine carrier bag to transport Prune Juice.

When I drive through the

neighborhood I often see dogs I know being walked. Subsequently, I roll down my window and yell out their names, the dogs that is. I can't remember the people.

My wife says I have dognesia (remember nothing but the dog). Says to to stop.

So far. No.

I'm dogmatic that way.

Press Conferences with High Hat

Brass cops strike me as comical in this sense. These people have more stars on their shoulders than a portrait that would feature Eisenhower, Halsey, Montgomery, Grant, Sherman, and Patton.

Cop Stars signifying what exactly?

This is the reality.

MAGA used to scream "lock her up" and that started with HRC.

MAGA SCOTUS has now made it applicable to all women who want to retain control over their own bodies.

How does Bigfoot tell time?

With a Sasqwatch.

I think if Alien Spacecraft equipped with extra powerful

deathrays, were 5 minutes from landing on earth the media would still be reporting shark attacks.