On this day in 1916

Walter "The Big Train" Johnson of the Washington Senators lost a 1-0 decision, in 13 innings, to the Red Sox. The pitcher for the Sox was Babe Ruth.

President Bleach's Postal/Legal Strategery.

Chump's Post Office letter to 46 States today telling them many votes may not get counted because of postal delays is the pretext by which Barr will go to SCOTUS and say, well, we told them. It is what it is.

I was going to mail mine. Not anymore. I will drag my old, tired ass to the polls and drop it myself.

Ventilators before Election Day, I care greatly. After Rezident Trump is tossed, vents won't bother me.

President Clorox's Mantra

Mail Ballots and Testing for me,
not for thee.

Answer for when schools should be reopened

1 month after President Bleach's grandkids and kid return.

Houston Astro Hat with Asterisk sported by Rob Lowe

Pence will not debate Harris.

Mommy won't let him on stage with a woman unsupervised.

When is Biden is announced the winner I will put speakers on my porch and,

to help my sorrowful President Bleach followers, I will play them some Russian music. Soothing I'm sure.

Name a book plot twist that causes you to immediately cease reading.

Any plot that involves a person with amnesia.

HOFer Paul Waner was asked how would he know if he was too old to play anymore.

He said: When the infielders backup because they know they have more time to throw you out, and when the outfielders move in because you have no more power such that infielders and outfielders can shake hands. Time to retire.

President Chump's Response on December 7th

1941.

It is what it is.